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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's over three large for a 205 with 6000 miles on the clock. "Car was serviced EVERY year at Peugeot dealer, not considering the low mileage (cars are required to be serviced every 7k miles or every 12 month)" - well done, do you want a medal for following instructions? I put a ready meal in the microwave earlier, and carefully set the timer to what the box told me to. Go me.

 

Also, too lazy to vacuum it before taking photos. The Doctor, this ain't.

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Bren Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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^  In which case apologies for the repost, although I think it's more John Steed with a brain transplant from Danny Dyer and then gussied up like Barbara-Cartland-does-Gladiators.

 

Meanwhile, this is a lot more tasteful...

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C132730

 

...and it's all very tidy and everything, but 15 GRAND?  Is that really the going rate for a decent one?  :shock:

One sold on retro rides for under £1k last week.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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^ GLWTS Vlad mate.

 

I think this one has been around before:

 

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C136271

 

The car needs front /rear windows and driver's side window.

 

No tax /Mot.Not been on road for 12 yrs

 

Ok, so it's fucked.

 

Price: £1349 

 

:blink2:  :wacko:

 

to get the car ready for M.o.t,standard would require a two weeks of time and money.approximately

 

NO OFFERS MEANS NO OFFERS.OR TIMEWASTERS

 

No offers please. NO OFFERS.

 

Do Not make any Offers !!!!.

 

IF You Do Not like Hard graft to do on this car OR Do NOT Enough Money .Go Else where. Do NOt Make any oFFers .Please !!!

 

Verdict: Care in the Community.

 
 
Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I wasn't looking for Lotus Elise's honest geezers but this caught my eye (closer it gets worse).

 

Looks like it's flattened some grass in it's time, oh and the Lotus looks over priced to me as well.

 

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bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Alright then which clever fella changed their name to Vladimir putin?! Made me laugh did that.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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That ZIL is GR9.  Looks like the bastard offspring of a Grosser Mercedes and a Nissan 300C.  Not sure it's worth 6 figures though mind.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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Alright then which clever fella changed their name to Vladimir putin?! Made me laugh did that.

 

Nobody, it really is him.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Nobody, it really is him.

With this forum I wouldn't be surprised!
D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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I wasn't looking for Lotus Elise's honest geezers but this caught my eye (closer it gets worse).

 

Looks like it's flattened some grass in it's time, oh and the Lotus looks over priced to me as well.

 

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what Lotus, I didn`t see a Lotus?

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billy_bunter Rank: Austin Maxi

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^^^ I have seen this up close and it does get worse.

 

Have not seen the black and white/whitish one with the higher than average tide line....

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twosmoke300 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

twosmoke300

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No links cos I'm IT useless but I reckon landrover sellers must be among the biggest dreamers . There is one 110 on there for 12k ! M plate I think with some bed lash up in it . Listed as a proven expedition vehicle . So now is bollocked I assume

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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only 2500 pounds !

but it is was a GTE

 

 

 

 

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D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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Is that Craig Walker of the sheffcortinacentre by any chance?

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

STUNO

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ICMFP  Mr Sheffield Cortina Centre :-)

 

 

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Talbotman Rank: Austin Maxi

Talbotman

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Gte was a New Zealand spec only Tina mk2 one would think?

sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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might be?  depends if I owe you money? if I do then no.

 

well new one on me but then i'm not into those antique Cortina's with the cart springs

D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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Cos I bought a Cortina off a Cortina fixated chap from the Shiregreen area of Sheffield a few years back. It was way beyond the realms of shite, it was a quite unbelievable contraption.

 

It was a MK3 estate 2000e in gold

 

But it wasn`t really. I reckon it was a MK5 with all the exterior panels of a MK3 badly grafted on. You really couldn`t make this up. With Rover seats by the way.....

 

Probably the worst car I have ever owned. But whoever made this evil machine should be at least recognised in some way. Maybe with a punch?

 

only joking, time heals and I can now laugh. I actually sold this car as scrap was low back then :)

sheffcortinacentre Rank: Lancia Gamma

sheffcortinacentre

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oh yes this is the one bought cheaply with a shagged eng about 15 years ago that I was told was going for parts, that then was rung twice,once into a pickup & sold for a big profit while I was being slagged of to everyone who would listen for things I knew nothing about.

 

hardy ha ha ,yes they prob want punching for shit stiring.

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