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Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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To be quite frank I think anyone who purchased one of those is probably keen on rusty bullet holes, never mind fuel cans.

Seriously? Is there money in that? Only I go shooting every 2nd Wednesday and its no biggie to shoot up a few old jerry cans....

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To be quite frank I think anyone who purchased one of those is probably keen on rusty bullet holes, never mind fuel cans.

Seriously? Is there money in that? Only I go shooting every 2nd Wednesday and its no biggie to shoot up a few professionally metalised jerry cans....

 

Edited for accuracy :D

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Nova is a K too much. Some race organisers get a bit sniffy about cars that don't fit neatly into a specific race class. He'd have been better off lobbing a 1600 in there. Club events are usually OK, as our letting a guy race a RX3 engined Sunbeam demonstrates.

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'Catch it whilst it's cheap'

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-G ... 23188e4121

 

'Here at purple headed womb broom we try to offer today's affordable classics that we know will become tomorrow’s secure investments'

 

'We understand you want a vehicle that will last and above all a vehicle that will increase in value giving you a secure investment for the future, but fuck that, here's an old Escort we got from the car auctions for £350 and we decided to polish a turd by writing some gushing advert for it that makes it seem like a barn find 300 mile from new Lotus Cortina that's had £357,567.01p spent on a restoration.'

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Sweet jesus. And I thought we were asking too much for our 1980s Mini! I was going to say that at least our Mini has the right wipers fitted, but technically, I've got post-1990 wiper arms fitted to it at the moment. Which is still better than chrome ones.

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Re the Mini advert:

 

Finished in Flame Red with Grey interior and extras including a Walnut dash fascia with matching door and rear quarter cappings

 

Do my eyes deceive me?!!

 

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ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

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Full body resto on the Escort III, and they fucked up the boot badges.

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autofive

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they have an orion for sale for 5 large as well :shock:

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£19,995 for a 45,000 miler Sierra Cosworth. I know they are worth a few bob but nigh on £20,000 for a car that hasn't been sat in by Colin McCrae but presumably driven in a similar manner to him for a fair distance ain't right.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Ford-Sie ... 23184bb2fc

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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'Catch it whilst it's cheap'

$(KGrHqZ,!m!E8N9+OOt1BPDwnnkdhg~~_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-G ... 23188e4121

 

'Here at purple headed womb broom we try to offer today's affordable classics that we know will become tomorrow’s secure investments'

 

'We understand you want a vehicle that will last and above all a vehicle that will increase in value giving you a secure investment for the future, but fuck that, here's an old Escort we got from the car auctions for £350 and we decided to polish a turd by writing some gushing advert for it that makes it seem like a barn find 300 mile from new Lotus Cortina that's had £357,567.01p spent on a restoration.'

 

For £5k you'd think these FUCKWITS would at least get the damn thing out the garage to photograph it. give me strength :lol::roll:

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I wouldn't mind the van but not with that crap attached. It just makes me want to hurl. Not good at all. 55K? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Anyone who deems that a good use of £55k needs to be shot in the face.

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Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-golf-mk2 ... 0892589790

 

I was in the process of restoring it to standard and have almost acheved that but I'm now running out of money as I also have another golf I am euroing up.

 

'Restore' one to standard, then kekker another one up, sounds like a spectacular overall achievement that.

 

It has been de wipered at the back but only rubber bunged.

 

Sounds absolutely great all round, a half-arsed non-running Golf GTi 8v with no tax or MOT for only £1200 BIN

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I'm no expert on these and have no idea what they may be worth. But, I'm going to take a flyer on this..... its too much.
Classified ad price: £12,995.00

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-MUSTANG- ... 19ccb934f3

 

If that's a real matching numbers 428CJ, then it's pretty well priced. It'd go for at least double that in the States. Pity it's my least favourite Mustang body shape. Not that I have £12k, or anything. It would almost be worth a septic repatriating that.

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I'm no expert on these and have no idea what they may be worth. But, I'm going to take a flyer on this..... its too much.
Classified ad price: £12,995.00

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-MUSTANG- ... 19ccb934f3

 

Thats about 2 grand's worth tops if you can find the right bunny to fit into it. for 12995 you can get a road legal tidy (and far more desireable) 64-66 shape 'stang, and a VERY tidy "Diamonds are forever" type '71

 

Edit**** I didn't notice it was a cobra jet. worth more than what I said, but I wouldn't pay 12995 for such a snotter

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