ebay 'BARGAINS'

[flat4alfa]

+++ ONE OWNER FROM NEW +++

 

  Crikey

[Felly Magic]

Wouldn't give 4995p for that HiLux, fuksakes

[panhard65]

According to the bloke who picks up my scrap those Hilux are worth strong money for export. That was a few years ago though when ISIS still had some money.

[mk2_craig]

Pete's sake!!! Healthy dollop of TOP GEAR tax with that?

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I quite love that Capri, needs at least 700 bhp per ton mind.

[overrun]

I quite love that Capri, needs at least 700 bhp per ton mind.

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Same. Zakspeed, isn't it?

[DodgeRover]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-HI-LUX-4X4-PICK-UP-PETROL-A-TRUE-GARDEN-FIND-/302261184317?hash=item46602ba73d:g:KdsAAOSwol5Y09Ql

 

Unbelievably some joker thinks that this is worth £4995 in this condition!

 

A lot worse looking ones were making £3k for export a few years ago

[Hertz]

£6k Calibra anyone?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-INVESTABLE-VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-2-0-16V-AUTO-COUPE-ONLY-36000-MILES-IMPORT-/352013495379?hash=item51f5a3ac53:g:cHsAAOSwSlBY1SNF

 

Best of luck fella.

[UltraWomble]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Collection-of-10-Car-Road-Tax-Discs-all-from-the-Same-Car-31-08-06-to-31-08-15-/271700983430?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

FO SHO RLY? £1500?

Get in the fecking sea.

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Collection-of-10-Car-Road-Tax-Discs-all-from-the-Same-Car-31-08-06-to-31-08-15-/271700983430?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

FO SHO RLY? £1500?

Get in the fecking sea.

Takes twuntdom to a whole new level.

[adw1977]

Ford escort xr3i convirtible 1 owner D reg project barn find

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-xr3i-convirtible-1-owner-D-reg-project-barn-find-/152468081700?hash=item237fce4c24:g:~~UAAOSwzgBYz4xU

 

Classified Ad price:

£1,750

[strangeangel]

You can buy a decent Helix for £750 so why anyone would spend that on a piece of shit like this

 

 

is beyond me. Still, you get three months MOT and a bald rear tyre, so what am I moaning about? 100% BARGAIN.

 

I've seen this heap on the road and, believe me, the pictures flatter it.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda-motorbikes/super-scooter-honda-helix.-not-for-the-shy.-%C2%A3750-ono-/1227005505

[strangeangel]

So a GTS300 with a bit of vinyl wrap on the legshields

 

 

is apparently

 

a truly spectacular one off piece by acclaimed designer Marc Newson.

 

 

and being sold for three grand more than the price of a new one. 

 

VERDICT:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-SAAB-900-SE-2-5-V6-Auto-Convertible-52-055-miles-Very-Very-Rare-/371914304628

 

Saab 900 V6 soft top, last UK MOT ran out 8 years ago (its in Ireland).

 

 

TYRES ARE PIRELLI P600'S WHICH HAVE A LOT OF TREAD BUT ARE 11 YEARS OLD

 

 

Let the buyer replace those eh, what do they expect for £5000 YES FIVE FUGGIN GRAND

[richardthestag]

^^ 

 

[Dirk Diggler]

This is an oddball; Jaguar XJ40 Limousine on 1997 reg plate

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/jaguar/15212380

[Sheefag]

Have we had this £85,000, soft focus Bargin?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Delahaye-v8-Mercedes-Bugnotti-V8-Aluminium/192164945638?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D242bc3ee9998452f8a41be101e5e682c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D262950142567

 

[adw1977]

volkswagon golf mk1 cabrio

 

This is about as good as the pictures get:

 

 

we have a mk1 golf cabrio shell that needs total restoration 1982 everything you need to put it back together is there except the headlights and grill roof will need new vinyl on but frame is very good to much to list viewings welcome cash on collection please

 

 

£1,000.00

0 bids

[Sheefag]

Not quite an Ebay bargain but spotted on a Facebook group. A lad is trying to swap this for a Mk3 Escort.

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

^ I always thought the shape of Tigras lent themselves to a seamless, but stupid pickup conversion.

 

It's looks stupid.

And not particularly seamless.

[richardthestag]

^^ would not swap for used bogpaper

[richardthestag]

Range Rover Classic 2 door/ 4 door parts and Lotus V8 project, VM, V12

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-door-4-door-parts-and-Lotus-V8-project-VM-V12-/311837914750?hash=item489afcf67e:g:jpIAAOSwB-1Y37vH

 

 

 

For sale a Lotus 4x4 project. Fibre glass body based on an early 80's Classic chassis with 4-speed and V8. Does come with two Ricaro seat, doors and all the glass but still needs work to be done to get it finished for the Dakar challenge 2018!  Not running at the moment, no logbook but some Lotus vin plates on the body as a vin number in the chassis.

 

 

 

for you my son? £1250, come on you know you want it 

 

Item location:

Ede, Netherlands

 

 

verdict

a little too much shmoke

[Springer]

Range Rover Classic 2 door/ 4 door parts and Lotus V8 project, VM, V12

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-door-4-door-parts-and-Lotus-V8-project-VM-V12-/311837914750?hash=item489afcf67e:g:jpIAAOSwB-1Y37vH

 

 

 

 

for you my son? £1250, come on you know you want it 

 

Item location:

Ede, Netherlands

 

 

verdict

a little too much shmoke

What the ACTUAL fuck??????

[Skizzer]

That Lotus Elite monster truck is an utterly hideous disaster yet simultaneously just like a 3-door version of today's generic school run 4x4.

 

 

[Skizzer]

Meanwhile, speaking of what the actual fuck, check this out.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-Matte-Black-Red-Interior-Air-Ride-/282451187708

 

 

Classified Ad price:£99,995.00

 

Pffffffttttt.  It's worth clicking the link to see just how hideous the interior styling* is.

 

 

 

"Hey chicks, wanna ride in my Prindiville?"

 

"Prendiville? What, like that bloke off Tomorrow's World after Raymond Baxter left?"

 

[Skizzer]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Left-hand-drive-Toyota-Starlet-KP61-1-3-S-5-speed-Rear-Wheel-Drive-Low-miles-/172649353128

 

Utterly shit listing, LHD, no MOT, no sign of UK reg, for sale out of a well dodgy looking container yard.

 

A snip at four fucking grand.

 

 

Race / Drift / Rally 

 

Verdict: Twats selling to twats.

[Skizzer]

In what parallel universe did an FSO 125P ex Warsaw taxi get to be worth five bags?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Fiat-125p-Taxi-Classic-Car-/152526109564

 

 

Taxi Millage 80.000

 

it’s comfortable to drive on motorways

 

The gorgeous colour made this care truly amazing. 

 

Verdict: illiterate lying toads selling to hipster twats.

[panhard65]

Meanwhile, speaking of what the actual fuck, check this out.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-Matte-Black-Red-Interior-Air-Ride-/282451187708

 

 

Classified Ad price:£99,995.00

 

Pffffffttttt.  It's worth clicking the link to see just how hideous the interior styling* is.

 

 

 

"Hey chicks, wanna ride in my Prindiville?"

 

"Prendiville? What, like that bloke off Tomorrow's World after Raymond Baxter left?"

 

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The twat who did that to a poor old shadow needs a good shoeing. He even goes on to say that it is one of the best shadows on the market. I wouldn't give £995 for it as it is utterly ruined and only good as a breaker. The wheel arches are just shocking if he is going to fit flared arches then at least blend them in.

[wuvvum]

"Engine Remapped" - I thought all Shadows were on carbs??

[spartacus]

Ooh, I don't know Panhard65, I see a business opportunity here for us all.

The basic model is get enough of us to raise £20'000, buy an £18'000 car, throw £2'000 of Demon Tweeks '90's stock at it, then take some pictures under a railway arch somewhere.

Instant double-your-money or better.

 

I thought the ad was a joke until I looked at the other cars on their site, there must be a lot of people out there with way too much money!