MerC coup driftslag not redtop/wrx/omgpinkknickers/ show/cruiseUnique and MUST SEE

[HillmanImp]

 

 

I am, if it's actually a for sale thread.

 

From the Wanted thread:

 

http://autoshite.commlm/topic/12104-autoshites-official-wantedoffered-thread/page-24

 

Murky Merc.

 

Time for me to do some dekrautification.

 

 

Does anyone want this? MOT has run out I'm fairly sure, 1 Month tax I think, I had plans for it but don't have time so it needs to go before it becomes a liability. Bits of dash undertray need putting back since I fixed the heater fan in a hurry, and drivers seatbelt butler assy to go back in since fixing, the O/S exhaust blows under load, very annoying, rain gets in the interior, . Otherwise it goes like shit and handles very well, no dead hookers in the boot. Parked up near M1 J5, and I'll be mostly around this week from Monday.

[Tetleysmooth]

And how much for this piece of Teutonic loveliness?

[Station]

HI M8! WIL YOU SWAP FOR THIS WITH CASH MI WEIGH?

 

http://autoshite.commlm/topic/14287-merc-coup-driftslag-not-redtopwrxomgpinkknickers-showcruiseunique-and-must-see/

[overrun]

WOT UR BOTM PRISE CAN CUM IMMEDI8LY CASH W8TING

[overrun]

avoied tym waister egnors genwin enchoires dis y i sik o ebay fuming

[overrun]

hi m8t sori bowt last msg mi sun hackt mi emales nd mesage u he no angle hahahaha i stil 1t car wil u deliver 2 shetlind ayelind if yes i am def interest in test dryve X

[John F]

Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: Des

 

Dear Sir,

 

Re. Confidential Business Proposal

 

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts in exchange for the Mercedes car you have for sale. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

 

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

 

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

 

a. your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

b. your private telephone and fax numbers - for confidentiality and easy communication.

c. your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

d. the vehicle's keys and V5

 

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

 

Please reply urgently.

 

Best regards

Howgul Abul Arhu

[overrun]

Sounds sketchy.

 

I'm no mug. Western Union or Nochex transfers only for me.

[anonymous user]

Unfortunately, as there was no mention of Charlotte Rampling, Baron von Richthofen, nor any stories about how the Mercedes 540k is similar and how this one belonged to your elderly father and especially no psychedelic video of the car interspersed with shots of you playing the piano (whilst wearing a wig and a dress) I must register my disappointment and decline the opportunity to purchase

[chaseracer]

Must watch this one.

[Sigmund Fraud]

Unfortunately, as there was no mention of Charlotte Rampling, Baron von Richthofen, nor any stories about how the Mercedes 540k is similar and how this one belonged to your elderly father and especially no psychedelic video of the car interspersed with shots of you playing the piano (whilst wearing a wig and a dress) I must register my disappointment and decline the opportunity to purchase

 

I suppose this is what we need next : a raymanboy replica sale thread !!! I won't give it a try, as I am desperately unfunny, but IT MUST BE DONE !

[Des]

RIGHT THIS IS FOR ALL THE H8TERS OUT THERE JUST BECAUSE YOU CARNT AFFORD MY GANGSTA RIDE YOU ARE ALL LIKE WELL JEL BUT I DONT CARE COS I KNOW I'LL GET MY PRICE COS IT CLASSIC CAR BUT YOU ARE WELL OUT OF ORDER CALLING ME NAME AND SAY IM A LYER LIKE WHY DONT I DO BETTER PICS LIKE IM HIDING SOMETHING OR SOMETHING BUT IT ONLY GOT THE USUAL DINKS LIKE ARE CONSUMMATE WITH A VEHICLE OF ITS AGE,    AND IF ITS SO GREAT WHY AM I SELL IT??? COS IM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE I NEED PEOPLE CARRIER AS I'VE STUCK ANOTHER KID UP MY MISSUS (WELL GUTTED)     AND IF IT WILL MOT SO EASY THEN WHY DONT I DO IT???? WELL I NEVER LIE IN MY LISTINGS AND IF YOU THINK I DO THEN THATS YORE PROBLEM .

AND IF YOU STILL THINKING IM LIAR THEN WHATS THIS????

 

 

YEAH! SUCK ON THAT BITCHES YA KNOW ME NO BUMBACLOT EVERYTING FRESH AND CRISP, TING BE BOSS AN MASHUP.

 

BASICLAY MY MATE IS GOING TO SELL CAR FOR ME NOW COS HE IS DEALER AND A DOCTOR AND ALL AND RECKON IT'S WORTH 20 LARGE SO YOU H8ERS HAVE MISSED A RIGHT BARGAIN SO THERE.

[Des]

It was a crisp spring morning in late April 1987 when Sir James Barrington set forth on a notable journey from his main residence situated in an affluent and leafy area of Surrey, his destination, Stuttgart Germany. The Mercedes Benz works to be precise. Sir James, a World War Two RAF veteran glanced briefly at his old Bentley, a carriage which had served him well for a decade, this fine vehicle would be gone on his return, collected by the local dealership who had faithfully maintained it over the years, but Sir James felt no remorse at this loss, for the reason behind his trip was to collect, from the factory, a brand new Mercedes Benz 560 SEC. A car that even today stands head and shoulders above the dross which now pollutes our roads, how this brilliant hand built super car must have appeared in comparison to the primitive vehicular efforts of its time is beyond comprehension.

Sir James evidently lavished all the care and attention so fine a conveyance merited, kept its whole life in a centrally heated and carpeted domicile and only taken to the road on the clearest of days to be polished back to perfection upon its return, the term cosseted does not adequately describe the exemplary life of this example of Mercedes finest. The paintwork is at least 99 percent of that which was applied at the factory, adorning the cars exquisite form while lifelong use of over mats leave the carpet in untouched, unseen and unworn condi.................................................................................................

 

Oh God!

Oh my God.

 

Oh dear Christ I can't go on, the lies, it's the lies, what have I become?? What the hell am I doing? What in the name of all that is holy am I saying about that wob filled knackered old bucket of German toss? When did I become this monster?

 It wasn't always like this. I was young and I enjoyed life, my God I had friends, lots of friends. They liked me for me and I for them. I worked all week for nothing and hated it, but then the weekends would come and I would escape with my friends and life would be wonderful, just those two days, two short days but so full, setting off somewhere at random we'd all jump in an old car with a tent in the boot and cram into that brief weekend more discovery, entertainment, pleasure and sheer larking about fun than I have had in the last quarter of a century. What would I not give to go back?  Where did it all go wrong? What the hell happened to me? When did I turn into this caricature of a human? Was it settling down, marriage, kids, getting fat? No that's not it, I became obsessed with money. Stinking, rotten money, just printed frivolously by the banks with nothing to back it up and I, like so many others enslave myself to these worthless scraps of paper, it's like the more I accrued the more I needed, everyone else is fighting for it, fighting over it, they all want a piece of me and I need ever more money to fend them off, just as everyone else is doing, it's insane but I can't change now I'm in too deep, where did I put the keys to that Merc? Maybe I'll stick it in the garage, it'll be the first garage that pile of shit has seen this century, maybe I'll shut us in and leave the engine running, maybe close my eyes and think back to happier times............................

[Tetleysmooth]

Is that a new mot?

I bet it's not 300 quid now.

Or is it???

[Cavcraft]

I hope so as I'll weigh the AX in and get down the smoke for the Merc!

[greengartside]

That does scarily look like a fresh M.o.T for that Third-Reich Hottie...get it bought, Billy!

[Cavcraft]

Word up, Des. What's the Bobby with the Merc now ref MOT and price?

[skattrd]

This has to be the best/most confusing for sale ad eva

[cort16]

The mot defo says issued 18/07/2013 so it must have a years ticket on it.

 

I think they way this advert is going he'd take a direct swap for your AX as long as you throw in an iguana and some moccasins.

[skattrd]

Billy, I've had an idea ...

 

Drive the AX darn sarf, meet Des, weigh in the AX at a local scrappy and drive the Merc back (for a pre-booked MOT if it hasn't got one). The money you get for the AX  should hopefully cover the fuel home in the Merc.

[Cavcraft]

That is an idea, Chris. However because he lives in London then small cars are worth more than bigger ones so perhaps he'll offer me a great part-ex price?

[overrun]

BACK OF PAL!!!!!

 

I bye 2nyt get in cue

[Junkman]

It would be nice to get an answer to the PM I sent three days ago.

[FredTransit]

LMAO!!! Lovin this thread. Sorry I completely refuse to reply in txt spk......

[overrun]

LMAO!!! Lovin this thread. Sorry I completely refuse to reply in txt spk......

 

kk m8

 

I have seen a lovely, white mk1 Transit pickup, that is still a working vehicle, being used for scrap collection, around here.

 

Know of it?

[Des]

Chelsea man-boy-love dollyhouse BREADKNIFE.

 

NELLIES!

 

ALLES KLAR!!! When the duchess, did for the opera singer slipped on the pavement in Stuttgart much ado was for the witnessing all about the missing frankfurter, why so large a sausage cannot for to be so easily to misplace but those with the knowledge of the arts will have the internal understanding of the great tug to withdraw the sausage upon the discovery of that sausage! The broad men assembled and sweated their hefty chore but did they release the sausage? Did they fuck.

Cannestan!

We all men of learning know it to be the fact as when born from Stuttgart  of Germany, the call to those Bavarian workers of the hand to put to one side your tools to fashion those machines of destruction, to the beyond of the reich is far gone and now is for future the MERCEDES 560SEC of likening to ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR...............Raggamuffin an ting..................Honda Spacy Honda Spacy Honda Spacy evil spirits be gone, Honda Spacy Honda Spacy Honda Spacy, your time has passed, go to the light, Honda Spacy Honda Spacy Honda Spacy begone demons! Leave this piano forever.

I am VENT-AXIA!

I will have driven the ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR that is the MERCEDES 560SEC for the 20,000 kilometres in a circle in the yard and then again in reverse but what of paint in golden hammerite?

I'VE BEEN GOOD BOY MUMMY!

I was only holding the torch for him so he could read the meter, I didn't know my robe had fallen open.

The leather seats their positions to find via electrically, not to forget the headrests!!!! all over most sumptous is MERCEDES 560SEC  more than ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR cos they is well shit innit I dont know to decide whether to wear tights or stockings for the piano tonight, maybe way to go will be the bare legs as it's so sunny. Sunny, SUNNY  SUNNY like ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR or better to be in keeping with the in crowd that such the elite would look on in more favour the MERCEDES 560SEC, the impression forming in the minds of the artist, that musician and he of such skilled in sculpture would pause from the artistic endeavor to glance upon the driver of the MERCEDES 560SEC and think inside his mind 'That's one cold ass honkey' to only then shun the ROLLS ROYCE, cos they're a wankers car.

[autofive]

 

 

Marina Wolter (47) would like to present you with this mercedes old timer adn iunvite you stop for the weekend mitt with no clothes and sexy dancing all for 5000 euros

[FredTransit]

kk m8

 

I have seen a lovely, white mk1 Transit pickup, that is still a working vehicle, being used for scrap collection, around here.

 

Know of it?

kk m8

 

I have seen a lovely, white mk1 Transit pickup, that is still a working vehicle, being used for scrap collection, around here.

 

Know of it?

nope doesnt ring any bells but where are you?

[Des]

She looks more and more like a bloke doesn't she?

 

 

 

 

Still would.

 

 

 

Moreso.

[John F]

 

Chelsea man-boy-love dollyhouse BREADKNIFE.

 

NELLIES!

 

ALLES KLAR!!! When the duchess, did for the opera singer slipped on the pavement in Stuttgart much ado was for the witnessing all about the missing frankfurter, why so large a sausage cannot for to be so easily to misplace but those with the knowledge of the arts will have the internal understanding of the great tug to withdraw the sausage upon the discovery of that sausage! The broad men assembled and sweated their hefty chore but did they release the sausage? Did they fuck.

Cannestan!

We all men of learning know it to be the fact as when born from Stuttgart  of Germany, the call to those Bavarian workers of the hand to put to one side your tools to fashion those machines of destruction, to the beyond of the reich is far gone and now is for future the MERCEDES 560SEC of likening to ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR...............Raggamuffin an ting..................Honda Spacy Honda Spacy Honda Spacy evil spirits be gone, Honda Spacy Honda Spacy Honda Spacy, your time has passed, go to the light, Honda Spacy Honda Spacy Honda Spacy begone demons! Leave this piano forever.

I am VENT-AXIA!

I will have driven the ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR that is the MERCEDES 560SEC for the 20,000 kilometres in a circle in the yard and then again in reverse but what of paint in golden hammerite?

I'VE BEEN GOOD BOY MUMMY!

I was only holding the torch for him so he could read the meter, I didn't know my robe had fallen open.

The leather seats their positions to find via electrically, not to forget the headrests!!!! all over most sumptous is MERCEDES 560SEC  more than ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR cos they is well shit innit I dont know to decide whether to wear tights or stockings for the piano tonight, maybe way to go will be the bare legs as it's so sunny. Sunny, SUNNY  SUNNY like ROLLS ROYCE MOTORCAR or better to be in keeping with the in crowd that such the elite would look on in more favour the MERCEDES 560SEC, the impression forming in the minds of the artist, that musician and he of such skilled in sculpture would pause from the artistic endeavor to glance upon the driver of the MERCEDES 560SEC and think inside his mind 'That's one cold ass honkey' to only then shun the ROLLS ROYCE, cos they're a wankers car.

 

 

 

I very nearly hit 'buy it now' on the basis of this comprehensive and succinct advert, but Stuttgart is in Baden-Württemberg, not Bavaria. So I'm out.