eBay English

[drum]

I hate the opening line 'Here we have for sale....' Why else would you put it on eBay?

[Pillock]

"You are bidding on...."

Like fuck I am

[Junkman]

Cills = Sills

 

"Cill" is actually not really incorrect.

 

cill [sɪl]n (Fine Arts & Visual Arts / Architecture) |Brit| a variant spelling (used in the building industry) for sill

 

 

 

I'm selling this car for a friend who does not have access to a computer = lives in a residence for incarcerated criminals.

Genuine reason for sale = it's genuine tosh

Leaving the country = it's the third bodged up heap I unload onto an unsuspecting buyer and I don't want to push my luck any further

Won't take much to pass a test = yeah right

 

See my other autions for random unrelated shit I'm trying to palm off instead of taking it to charity/the tip.

[jonny69]

Ect ect,,,

[Charlie Croker]

"No silly offfers as we all know what these cars are worth" = Well we know what a GOOD one is worth but yours??????

[Bobthebeard]

Ect ect,,,

 

[Junkman]

it has a role cage in it, it has had a new gasgit on it . It's got proper racing saspention in it and bigger turbo. There is to much to list you can go on the Internet type this car in and it will tell you all about it.

 

AUSTIN TEXAS MORRISONS PRINCESS ANNE

Mostly there, unexplained mustyness, CALL ON ON 07FUCKWIT673, any questions lyk what you wearing. I'm wearing your grandma's baggy knickers. Needs Wheel. Cylinder. 4. REAR. break.

IF ENOUGH INTERESTED POTATOES I WON;T APPLY THE BREAKS IN AN EVEN FASHION

Occasional mus-interpretaion on start up. Unexploded whistle from the front head lump.CALL NOW FOR QUOTE ON PPI CLAIM BACK OMFG !!!!!1!!! ? !!!!J!!!!!one!!! 08645273621892

 

I needz help . Call the cops he has a gun. I LIKE Da classics. I am amateur dramatic, doing pantomime of Aladin and the 18 dwarves get frisky with AUSTIN PRINCESS at the Southampton Josef Gobels Memorial Theater 19th September 2013 - 4th September 1976. CALL 0765445OOOOOOOH Tetley to book ticket now.

AL Says that the left aligator is a massive bumder I will sell da car for scrape so I can buy my Fiat Point a new wheeltrim.

HUMBER SUPERSNIPE MAZDA CAROL ROVER P5 CHARLES DANCE PEUGEOT 407 MATRA RANCHO is like 0.36 H2O on da Richter scale.

THE INLAND REVENUE be h8ing. Call 80085

 

Send my love to Sissy and all the gang,

Paul

 

Crack. Terrible stuff.

[Bobthebeard]

Unexploded whistle from the head lump?

Haynes BOL chapter 3.12.1 Megane?

Grandmas baggy knickers may possibly be a reference to the styling of all modern cars, which are shite apparently...

[Junkman]

Unexploded whistle from the head lump?

Haynes BOL chapter 3.12.1 Megane?

Grandmas baggy knickers may possibly be a reference to the styling of all modern cars, which are shite apparently...

 

This was the ad for a Leyland Princess.

[Bobthebeard]

Unexploded whistle from the head lump?

Haynes BOL chapter 3.12.1 Megane?

Grandmas baggy knickers may possibly be a reference to the styling of all modern cars, which are shite apparently...

 

This was the ad for a Leyland Princess.

 

[Junkman]

 

This was the ad for a Leyland Princess.

 

 

[John F]

"Happy biding"

 

Thank you, I'm sure my stay will be pleasant.

 

"origional xyz, etc"

 

Just fuck off.

[hennabm]

"definately"

 

[Justin Case]

Only needs new winscreen wiper blade for MOT but I haven't got the time to fix it

[meggersdog]

Unique numberplate...........

 

grammatical errors bug me.

using the word "of" to shorten the word "have".It should've been 've.

"to many to list" it's too, ffs too many to list.

I know it's not just ebay there was someone on here the other day using the word "are" which,until I realised they meant "our", was a little confusing.

[John F]

Something that REALLY pisses me off is "alot"

 

It's two fucking words, you clueless bastarding ebay übermongs... A, followed by LOT. Just like "a little" and "a few". How hard can it be, ffs!

[Bobthebeard]

Suspect that "spell check" is to blame. If the eBay mong can't spell or use any grammar known to man, how will they know that the "spell check" is wrong?

Sills, seals, etc.

But bumber?

WTF? It's not even a real word!

[face]

'Never bin frashed'

 

Really?

[Bobthebeard]

Ave owned it for years. Not started it tho as it doesn't start.

[RichardMoss]

"Excallent interia"

"Exorst"

"Suspention"

[Tetleysmooth]

Toe bar.

 

Oh perlease!!!!

[Cavcraft]

'Needs restored'

 

Fuck off, you moron.

[RedSparrow]

'not tried to start it but ran fine when it was parked in the field 15 years ago'.