World of WARCRAFT

[warren t claim]

Miles away up North I'm afraid! Wirral.

[warren t claim]

RIGHT. This is the sort of offer you don't get at Arnold Shark.

 

I'm including a FREE 15 min quickie (value £40) with this lovely lady off the Adultwork.com website. That's right! Pay full asking this weekend and I'll happily drive you to her address in Liverpool 3 for probably the greatest 15 minutes of your life.

 

 

Her name is Sexyalex4 and she's 33 years old and according to her profile she'll do the following; 15 Mins "quickie", Adult Baby Minding

Anal Play,Depilation, Disabled Clients, Domination (receiving), Face Sitting, Facials, FFM 3Somes, French Kissing, Lapdancing, Massage,

Oral without (at discretion), Parties, Penetration (Protected), Receiving Oral, Rimming,Rimming (giving), Rimming (receiving), Role Play & Fantasy, Spanking (giving), Strap On, Striptease, Toys, Uniforms! If you can fit all that into your complimentary WARCRAFT visit then you're a better man than me!

 

Here's her vital statistics... Ethnicity: White

Dress Size: 10

Height: 5'3"

Chest Size: 36" C Natural

Hair Colour: Black Medium

Eye Colour: Brown

Pubic Hair: Shaved Completely.

 

What are you waiting for? A top quality 406 and the bang of a lifetime!

 

WARCRAFT. Where the customer comes first.

[RedSparrow]

 

'Not much tread left on tires' etc-.

[warren t claim]

 

'Not much tread left on tires' etc-.

 

Other birds are available according to taste.

[Split_Pin]

Very enjoyable thread and 100% gold Autoshite!

[Cavcraft]

Can I have a 3 minute quickie with a bird from L15 instead please?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

megaLOL, shonky old motors and shonky old women, brilliant!!! I call MEGABARG

[Mr Lobster]

RIGHT. This is the sort of offer you don't get at Arnold Shark.

 

Actually...

 

A girl I used to work with did work her way through a fair number of customers

 

Wasn't official company policy or anything though so you're probably right.

[warren t claim]

Can I have a 3 minute quickie with a bird from L15 instead please?

 

L15? Wavertree? Not a problem.

[RedSparrow]

That site is priceless.

Apparently this is a 'suspension frame', they don't have these at Quickfit.

[HillmanImp]

It looks pretty high mileage like. I would also check it for accident damge as those bumpers don't look original.

[theorganist]

Can't you offer a younger model!

 

What exactly does Adult Baby Minding involve?

[Lankytim]

Arnold clark may not offer the executive treatment but ive heard they give customers the odd reach-around.

[gearoil]

Her name is Sexyalex4 and she's 33 years old and according to her profile she'll do the following;

 

Brake bleeding - sheared nipples a speciality.

Pierburg, SU & Solex carb rebuilding.

Sills - full replacement or localised repairs.

Part worn tyres fitted.

 

 

Here's her vital statistics... Ethnicity: White

Dress Size: 10

Height: 5'3"

Chest Size: 36" C Natural

Hair Colour: Black Medium

Eye Colour: Brown

Pubic Hair: Shaved Completely.

 

WARCRAFT. Where the customer comes first.

 

Much better...

[Bobthebeard]

RIGHT. This is the sort of offer you don't get at Arnold Shark.

 

I'm including a FREE 15 min quickie (value £40) with this lovely lady off the Adultwork.com website. That's right! Pay full asking this weekend and I'll happily drive you to her address in Liverpool 3 for probably the greatest 15 minutes of your life.

 

 

Her name is Sexyalex4 and she's 33 years old and according to her profile she'll do the following; 15 Mins "quickie", Adult Baby Minding

Anal Play,Depilation, Disabled Clients, Domination (receiving), Face Sitting, Facials, FFM 3Somes, French Kissing, Lapdancing, Massage,

Oral without (at discretion), Parties, Penetration (Protected), Receiving Oral, Rimming,Rimming (giving), Rimming (receiving), Role Play & Fantasy, Spanking (giving), Strap On, Striptease, Toys, Uniforms! If you can fit all that into your complimentary WARCRAFT visit then you're a better man than me!

 

Here's her vital statistics... Ethnicity: White

Dress Size: 10

Height: 5'3"

Chest Size: 36" C Natural

Hair Colour: Black Medium

Eye Colour: Brown

Pubic Hair: Shaved Completely.

 

What are you waiting for? A top quality 406 and the bang of a lifetime!

 

WARCRAFT. Where the customer comes first.

 

A friend* of mine (ahem) once rang one of these ladies.

 

It was similar to buying an old car on eBay. Good idea, looks fantastic, bought it when pissed, badly described, difficult to start, bodywork in awful condition, needed delivering at huge expense and took all your money. Once home decided it was a huge mistake and cost ££££s to get rid of it.

[Richard]

What exactly does Adult Baby Minding involve?

 

I think, and I must stress I only know this because I saw it on Eurotrash, it involves being dressed up in a nappy and/or babygro and being fed from a bottle.

[whitevanman]

/\ HA ...your showing your age now........................Oh yes.I am as well

[garbaldy]

What an interesting way to sell a car if this aproach works for you i may have to try it with the megane,

[whitevanman]

as in Tart for sale £300 with free Megane? or am I missing the point there??

[garbaldy]

as in Tart for sale £300 with free Megane? or am I missing the point there??

 

well it will probably get a better type of punter on the phone

[M'coli]

[warren t claim]

Ok peeps, here's the Kia Sportage I've been promising you.

 

 

Drives really well with tax and test till September. 82,000 miles and with all good tyres. Looks like a really cared for car with only a couple of bits of rust, the NSR wheelarch being the worse part. £645

 

And here's your FREE CELESTE that WARCRAFT are exclusively offer the lucky buyer.

And here's what you need to know...

Ethnicity: White

Dress Size: 18+

Height: 5'7"

Chest Size: 44"+ FF Natural

Hair Colour: Blonde Shoulder length

Eye Colour: Brown

Pubic Hair: Shaved Completely

 

She's located in Castleford WF10 area of Yorkshire and a 30 minute session with her is included in the full asking price.

[Guest]

You drive a hard bargain, but if I offer asking price plus fifty can you knock it down to fifteen minutes?

[jakebullet]

I'd roll with it. ATCNBE.

[warren t claim]

Right lads, either the 406 or the Sportage has to go this week so any interest before I advertise them to the general public? Can't imagine Gumtree being too impressed with the WARCRAFT sales incentive strategy but I'll try nonetheless.

[mk1_4dr]

I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT.

[warren t claim]

I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT.

 

But secretly aroused...

[Lankytim]

Does Celeste do rimming? Only I have a couple of curbed alloys that need sorting.

[mk1_4dr]

I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT.

 

But secretly aroused...

 

Its not a secret.

[trigger]

I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT.

 

I'd sooner have a rusty old Jap personally.