What's the first car you had sex in?

[crapcarcollector]

Blue! Mk3 Escort 1 3GL (WRF 88W where are you now). 1987. Name, Angie, she was 2 gears older than me. Cracked my windscreen with her white stilettos. Made a right mess of my seats.

 

I think she's married for like the 8th time with 43 kids in tow. Kerwalatee bird. Put me off me tea now.

[willswitchengage]

A train - in the "foot high" club

[CYANIDE STEVE]

Mine was in a Bedford HA Viva van in 1981.

 

Are you sure it wasn't with Cyanide Steve?

 

May have been... Did he wear stockings and look like Kate Bush in 1981?

 

Did bobthebeard look like Jimmy Saville? I was only 12 years old in 1981! lol

I probably didn't know which way I was going to swing back then Although I'd made up my mind by the time I was 17 and I've never looked back since....if you'll excuse the pun

Never been into wearing stockings really either..

[Junkman]

 

Lol. Was two beers, and she was well up for it!

Have hated Cortinas ever since! Swanky bastard!

 

Two beer, or not two beer.

(Shakesbeer)

[Pillock]

A burgundy Mk3 Fiesta 1.8D, it was my ex's mum's.

Previously to this event, we had almost accidentally gone dogging in my mum's Megane after genuinely (no, really) pulling into a forestry commission carpark at 10pm just as somewhere to go. Thirty seconds later we got an eyeful of someone's mainbeam and noticed a man seemingly looking for loose change in his pocket right next to the car, so vehicularly "legged it". I honestly didn't know that sort of thing went off!!

 

Anyway, the Fiesta. Tucked it into a little track off Peafield Lane near Mansfield and did the dirty in the front passenger seat. Neither of us were small folk so full marks for the space available in a small car. Just as I was "committing to the manoeuvre" a car pulled in to the track, turns out there was a house down there. A hasty retreat was had including some rather painful zip action.

[Guest]

^ ha ha see my post on Page 6. Glad it's not just me!

[Bobthebeard]

Are you sure it wasn't with Cyanide Steve?

 

May have been... Did he wear stockings and look like Kate Bush in 1981?

 

Did bobthebeard look like Jimmy Saville? I was only 12 years old in 1981! lol

I probably didn't know which way I was going to swing back then Although I'd made up my mind by the time I was 17 and I've never looked back since....if you'll excuse the pun

Never been into wearing stockings really either..

 

Ha! Never been accused of looking like Jimmy Saville!

Never knew which way to swing either at 17. buts that's another story!

[Partridge]

This thread is absolute comedy gold. I’m glad I joined up

[Bobthebeard]

This thread is absolute comedy gold. I’m glad I joined up

 

 

Am so glad you did!

[warren t claim]

This thread is absolute comedy gold. I’m glad I joined up

 

Lol! I started this thread as a bit of a light hearted piss-take and it's run to seven pages.

 

I should now pose the question, what's the LAST car you've had sex in? Anyone brave enough to give an honest answer?

 

You just don't get threads like this on the Practical Classics forum.

[Bobthebeard]

My honest answer is the same as my first post on this thread!

1981 in a lime green viva van..... Not had sex in a car since then!

Bugger!

[Tayne]

I'm of the belief that cars are a little too small for this sort of thing but have had the odd fumble.

The first one was a red Vauxhall Astra mk3 owned by a chap called Alex on some forestry land in Perthshire.

I'll spare you the details of the rest but I can claim responsibility for blowjob related accident on the autostrada between Milan and Novara on a rainy night back in 2001. The blue convertable Escort, which belonged to a Brazillian chap called Carlo, spun several times before piling into the armco.
I wasn't driving.

[Cavcraft]

I should now pose the question, what's the LAST car you've had sex in? Anyone brave enough to give an honest answer?

 

Absolutely not.

[CYANIDE STEVE]

The last vehicle I had sex in?

This one

 

[warren t claim]

We have a winner!

[Cavcraft]

Takes 'breaking the bed' to new extremes.

[CYANIDE STEVE]

Actually is was this one I had sex in last if I'm honest ....remember this anyone?

 

[Cheggers]

Jesus man, you must have been getting some leverage...it's buried almost up to the axle

 

EDIT: I mean the van being in up to the axle, of course

[Pillock]

 

I should now pose the question, what's the LAST car you've had sex in? Anyone brave enough to give an honest answer?

 

If by in, you mean on, the Leon in my signature.

Not that I own it any more, I'm just too lazy to update the sig. I believe it went to the dealer as a part-ex still with handprints on the bootlid.

 

Classy, me.

[Partridge]

If we can talk about “fumbles†then, as no DNA was exchanged in this instance, I had one of them (I won’t go into details, there’s plenty of other websites for that sort of thing) quite recently.

 

Car: Volvo V70, green

Girl: Emily, blonde

 

Does it count if the car was SORN?

[Lacquer Peel]

Jesus, who wants to know about your car related fumbles?

 

My first was Marina from Goldie's Boutique in a Talbot Tagora TurboD coupe.

[Partridge]

I read that last post as “A Marinaâ€Â

[Negative Creep]

Sadly I'm still waiting for my first - erm, shit. I mean there's so many I've forgotten. Yeah, um, that's right, forgotten........

[Station]

Had sex with my first girlfriend in my dads Princess. Unfortunately it was cut short when he kicked us out on the M56.

[pandarus]

Lime green mini, i was quite a bit slimmer and more agile then.

[Captain Slow]

Not happened yet. I do have a blue Montego though, so it's only a case of counting down the days...

 

The idea was once subtly put to me, but circumstances meant it never happened...

[Andrew353w]

Oh, all right... a blue ~(what's this thing about BLUE cars?) Skoda Favorit, in the staff car park one rainy afternoon in 1994... And I'm NOT repeat NOT giving her name!!

[Doctormop]

Light blue VW Beetle 1200 (JBV 726N) Valentines day 1990, young lady was called Sharron (Yes spelt with 2 R's)we were both 17 although she was considerably more experienced than I was.

Secluded car park by Sand yachting club in Lytham St Annes, Paul Simon's Graceland was on the Aiwa tape deck, don't even remember how cold the vinyl seats and painted metal dashboard must have felt on exposed flesh/apendages!*

Returned to said Car park a few years ago all nostalgic and its now not so secluded as I remember, maybe it wasn't back then, teenage hormones and too much High Karate play tricks with the mind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I'm not the man I was by a long chalk

(Not a euphanism)

[JohnDeere]

1990. Back seat of a Maestro service loan car. While being driven. On the M69

[Albert Ross]

First? My then best mate Nick's older Sister Sharon, in my works van, Toyota Hi-Ace B233 EOM, 1985ish (Viewplan White/Red stripe) in Burnham Beeches.

Almost Last? 1998/9ish. A girl known as Mandy Smith (Real name) in my Black FSO Pick up F68 LTL in woods near Eagle Lincoln.

 

Last? My Wife, Crystal Green Sierra Mk1 Estate, ODO 920Y, in a layby on the side of a road near Gainsborough. 2002ish.