Base Model Hearses

[Richard]

This one is hard to beat, if it's true..

 

[Partridge]

Right, guys. Would you please post something that outshites this?

 

 

Matching mourning car available, too.

 

 

 

[vulgalour]

Not exactly shitey (yes, I'm off work today, woo ) but this Buick is a bit special, courtesy of the Just a Car Guy blog.

 

 

 

How about a Volvo 140 to restore the shite balance somewhat?

 

A 240 for good measure, with a Psomethingorother in the background.

 

For the ultimate send off, how about this little French number?

 

Hadn't heard of this little thing before, it's a Romeo. Seems like our sort of thing. A Romeo, what's that?

 

Another shot of that rather special* one posted earlier.

 

I have no words, this is too amazing.

[ypsilandra]

Not a bad way to depart this mortal coil

 

Depressing

 

How more pov spec, "you didn't save for your funeral, did you?" could you get

 

Oh hang on, this much

Used in the early mornings to deliver the semi skimmed, no doubt

[ypsilandra]

I love the Alfa Romeo Romeo vans, if I ever get run over, this is how I'd like to carried to hospital:

 

 

And then taken to my funeral in a Lancia Jolly hearse - just for the irony

 

 

Can I recommend these flickr pages: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hearseclub/ Warning, contains a Cortina and early Sierra hearse-ness

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

Forget about all those silly "funeral prepayment plans". This has been for sale for quite some time:

 

 

http://annunci.autoscout24.it/Peugeot-5 ... -190008596

[Partridge]

This is adorable.

 

http://www.diecastlovers.com/collectabl ... dau-22278/

[flat4alfa]

[Junkman]

Not exactly shitey (yes, I'm off work today, woo ) but this Buick is a bit special, courtesy of the Just a Car Guy blog.

 

Yeah, gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Buick Special'.

[flat4alfa]

Multipla Autofunebre

[flat4alfa]

Oh you

 

 

You're supposed to look for a base model.

 

 

 

/ note to self

[Junkman]

Multipla Autofunebre

 

 

It can be yours. Albeit in 1/18 scale:

 

[254575]

i was keeping it low key, but as this thread has appeared....

 

 

this beauty is now in my possession - currently being recommissioned.

 

[Wilko220]

Excellent news!

[KruJoe]

Hey, good save Steve-O!

Are you gonna put a thread up for us all to perv over?

[Junkman]

Bloody brilliant!

[254575]

Hey, good save Steve-O!

Are you gonna put a thread up for us all to perv over?

 

i'm out of the country for the next few days, but i'll get something up by the weekend.

 

its very interesting.... it only has 2 seats, and they are in HL paprikia cloth trim.

 

The other one i've seen here...http://www.hearse.de/pics8.htm#princess

 

has 4 seats and is leather.

[vulgalour]

i was keeping it low key, but as this thread has appeared....

 

Picture of sad Wedge Hearse

 

this beauty is now in my possession - currently being recommissioned.

 

Picture of not sad Wedge Hearse

 

You absolute fucking star!

[pompei]

That Fiat Multipla is fooking brilliant! Wouldn't do to be too tall though but - they wouldn't get the box in

[155V6]

Haven't got time to look for pictures tonight,but there are Hearses based on Cortina-shape P100s,Mazda Pickups,& Tata Loadbetas

[Craig the Princess]

Thanks Fuck that was rescued, I called that bloke when the Hearse was spotted by the Princess Club Magazine, then a year later when I was told to call back in September, but then I had lost the picture. Glad it has been saved.

[Junkman]

That Fiat Multipla is fooking brilliant! Wouldn't do to be too tall though but - they wouldn't get the box in

 

Long enough for Italians...

 

On a more serious note, it is for children funerals.

So is this:

 

 

Staying in Italy, here is a Fiat 1800 with coachwork by Dario Casale:

 

 

 

[Junkman]

Could be an old Biemme (Padua):

 

[Junkman]

And if you think the 504 hearse is shite, you haven't seen this yet:

 

 

[Junkman]

 

Obviously all automotive designers unanimously assume, that people, who favour polar-bear-friendly motoring, want to look like total pillocks when they drive their cars.

Why?

Anyway, this now extends to the afterlife.

 

Before it is too late, I would like to make one thing chrystal clear. Don't even think about picking up my stinking, decaying carcass with anything less than this:

 

[mouseflakes]

For the ultimate send off, how about this little French number?

 

Nice use of gothic pineapples on the roof there.

[Joseph]

Before it is too late, I would like to make one thing chrystal clear. Don't even think about picking up my stinking, decaying carcass with anything less than this:

 

 

Rather looks like it's had an accident with a bandstand...

[cort16]

I still think the Vectra's the most depressing.

[Split_Pin]

I think all hearses a bit depressing tbh, except for the Princess one, I love that!

 

If it wasnt for the fact it would probs cause my family a frigging logistical nightmare I would want my coffin ratchet-strapped to the flatbed of a Leyland FG.

[KruJoe]

Yes, the Vectra is the most depressing, but this is anything but:

 

Vingt-et-un

 

In fact, it's just beautiful.

I'd be happy to take off the roof bars and use that as my works vehicle. Lovely.