Some objects of beauty with fine bodies to perv on.....

[MrRegieRitmo]

(and some Geordie lass....)

 

Enjoy

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2179369/Cheryl-Coles-new-retro-video-portrays-sex-siren.html

[eddyramrod]

Nice selection of Citroens, but that girl with the tattoos just looks like she hasn't washed, who the feck is she supposed to be?

[Mr Lobster]

Washed or not, still would.

 

(And the cars not bad either)

 

[eddyramrod]

You would??????? I knew standards were slipping, but I thought Autoshite was something of a bastion. Apparently not.

[Mr Lobster]

Actually, yes.

 

Couple of years back Mrs L and I were sat in some expensive marina in South of France eating breakfast sat on a bench next to a yacht (not my yacht I hasten to add). After 5 mins Ms Cole walked onto the deck bit at the back and sat down with her toast. As I brifly glimpsed / stared with tongue out at her I decided that actually she is alright and wouldn't get kicked out of bed for drinking too much Newcastle Brown...

[Formula Autos]

Couple of years back Mrs L and I were sat in some expensive Marina ....

 

What, like this?

If so, well done Sir!

[Cavcraft]

I defo would.

 

Nice to see you on here again Reg.

[Split_Pin]

Welcome back Mr R_R

[M'coli]

Eeee, that poor lass - she needs to eat some pies and lardy cakes, she does.

 

Those cars are lovely though.

[dollywobbler]

That's absolutely superb! I refer to a rare post from Reggie, not that dreadful excuse for music (though the cars are undeniably good and to be honest, I've long had a crush on Ms Cole, which is absolutely not based on her singing ability or intelligence).

[cort16]

She may be a complete rocket but she's H.O.T. I do also believe she is a well published author on the subject of Citroen Hydropneumatic suspension and the maintenance of of hyrdogas suspension on 1970's Austin Allegros. Cheryl Cole is never happier than when clung deep in an A-Series. PHAKT.

[RedSparrow]

Lots of people say that in real life she is indeed hot. Until I see her for real I reserve judgment.

 

Oh what am I saying, of course I would.

[autofive]

all this talk of footballers wives seems a bit cringy

 

who gives a fig what this council estate clothes horse gets up to?

 

the citroen looks okay, the video stills remind me of 'absolute beginners' the ill fated film of the 1980s that even eddie tuderpole couldnt save.

[mk2_craig]

Cheryl Cole. Meh. Maybe if she kept her cakehole shut

[Louise2cv]

Seen the comments?

 

Is that a Citroen DS she's sitting on ? Very classy car. I've got one of the new models.

 

 

Citroen DS

 

 

Citroen DS...one of the new models

 

[Pete-M]

She'd be so much fitter without all those tattoos. Pretty girl, but the tatts make her look like she does anal for a fiver.

 

Oh, and welcome back Reg.

[trigger]

Cheryl Cole would be a lot more attractive if it wasn't for that horrible Geordie accent of hers, I find that a right turn off in women, that and Scousers, (Sorry, no offence meant to you Northern types!)

 

Good to see you back again Reg!

[vulgalour]

All this time, whenever anyone has mentioned Cheryl Cole I've been confused because I thought they meant Cheryl Baker, I really should keep more up to date with things.

[Mash]

Regie Ritmo!!!! Hurrah!!!

 

I'm given to understand that one of the quickest ways to piss the Geordie bint off is still to refer to her as Cheryl Tweedy!

[trigger]

Essex boy born and breed, and not one of those TOWIE twaty black wantabe twats you see on TV either.

[dollywobbler]

Oi! I'm from Birmingham! And you're right. The accent is horrible. I pretend I'm from somewhere else.

 

Don't mind the geordie accent, but prefer Scots myself. It's the main reason I bank with Halifax. Their call centre is north of the border. If I get a bloke, I hang up. (they must think they get a lot of nuisance calls).