Autoshite Quote of the Year

[Pete-M]

When I am out on the pull I always go for girls with tattoos as they are obviously not adverse to making a decision that they are inevitably going to regret later.

 

Hirst, you have a contender!

[richardthestag]

I always think it's funny how most of the UK car owning population prizes low mileage, but when it comes to anything Swedish a car hasn't 'earned its stripes' until it's got a odometer like a Mercedes part number

 

Coffee all over the place

[Wilko220]

TBH I would have been better off coming [to Shitefest] as ended up spending £££ going round all the pubs in Leeds with a woman who did not have sex with me at the end of the night, or any point in the night or the morning.

[Mash]

I ROFL'd my socks off at this:

 

 

'Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova,

And spotted the perils sprayed over,

All the tat that I glued,

After Halfords I queued,

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me Nova.

 

I wish I’d been that much more willin’

When I had more metal there than fillin’

To pass up that grinder,

From respect to be kinder

And to buy something else with me shillin’.'

[Pete-M]

Binhoker's legendary "it's a Ginster detector"

[Mash]

Binhoker's legendary "it's a Ginster detector"

 

Haha! I'd forgotten about that - re the collapsing deckchair!

[cms206]

Binhoker: "That's some accent on you, where you from?"

cms: "Glasgow"

Binhoker: "Glasgow! Do me a favour... say extraordinary"

cms: "Extraordinary"

Binhoker: "HAHAHAH! That's brilliant!"

Pete-M: "Chris, say situation... "

Binhoker: "FUCK YOU! NER-NE-NER-NE-NER SITYEEATION!"

[vulgalour]

I recon the addition of that Allegro to my collection is pretty much the perfect grounds for divorce.

[M'coli]

"Dad, please sell you Audi S4, we need an Austin Ambassador"

[AeroNautiCal]

This is ace!

 

The arches and wheels are eye destroyingly terrible, it looks horrible.

[Cavcraft]

Trigger's ROFLOL

[cms206]

Trigger's ROFLOL

 

Dear Mr Barrett,

 

I really, really must apologise for taking that picture in the first place as you have become a new meme. However this picture is as lolworthy as fuck and therefore my arguement is shit.

 

 

Sorry.

[Wilko220]

MIG wire and sheet steel ordered. I bought this as a project for the winter so the fact it needs all this welding doesn't bother me in the slightest. This may change the first time I get a rogue weld spark in the man banana region.

 

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[dollywobbler]

At one point my hair caught fire slightly so I made a rudimentary fire proof hat out of an old frying pan. I must have looked clinically insane wearing a frying pan, ear defenders and goggles and brandishing a grinder.

However I wasn't arrested.

 

Brilliant stuff from the heroic Lancia weld-a-thon thread.

[Louise2cv]

Of a Trabant.

 

Interesting info, thanks. Sounds like just the sort of thing I'd buy and lose interest in. Naturally, I want one in my life

[Spiny Norman]

Just because I can appreciate how cheered up I'd feel myself if it was me.

Spotting a Berkely T-60 while driving an Austin Princess on the way home from a job interview for one of the smelliest jobs in the world... I believe my life is now complete.

[DSdriver]

micrashed wrote:

... I kept telling them "you must have resprayed it then, because it was red when I brought it in and that one is clearly blue". Then a week later in York all the smoke escaped from the loom...

[cms206]

On a charity rally car suggestion...

 

Easy: Bedford CF ex ambulance. Instead of painting 'Team Paraletic' down the side just spray 'Tories/Labour/Unison wrecked the NHS. eBay non-bidders should be castrated' and a mention if this website. By the time you get to your destination you'll be knee deep un fanny batter AND you have plenty of shagging room in the back, but only if you paint the ambulance beige and brown and write 'Flange Police' on the back windows

[skattrd]

I would happily buy you a pint if I could sit in your 125p for 5 minutes making vrooming noises.

 

On seeing pics of 49barndoor's FSO wagon

[Cavcraft]

Luxobarge's

'Ross_K wrote:

A Renault that comes with a full tank of 7-month-old petrol and a busted gearbox? Sign me up!

Even at 7 months old, the petrol will be fresh enough for the car to end its life in quite some style.'

[pompei]

Mattblack:-

 

Ah, a Rover P4 outside a church. It's as English as eating a vindaloo and drinking Polish beer while watching a Chinese telly.

[pompei]

Mattblack:-

 

Ah, a Rover P4 outside a church. It's as English as eating a vindaloo and drinking Polish beer while watching a Chinese telly.

[vulgalour]

I wanted to see Gary Gilmour riding a Royal Enfield Bullet whilst he sang 'I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester' in B minor as he tried to set the world record for jumping over seventeen Singer Vogues. But you can't have everything.

[vulgalour]

I wanted to see Gary Gilmour riding a Royal Enfield Bullet whilst he sang 'I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester' in B minor as he tried to set the world record for jumping over seventeen Singer Vogues. But you can't have everything.

[vulgalour]

We don't buy stuff because we NEED to [in most cases] we buy it because it's our civil duty to do so. We are the motoring equivalent of the Salvation Army.

[quicksilver]

Just had a good chuckle at this excellent little bit of advice

You should have removed the valves from their tyres and stuck them to the driver's door handle with dogshit. Bet they wouldn't park there again.

[Cavcraft]

Des:

'It is, for some strange reason a gas guzzling relic from the 60's that I've only advertised on a minority forum of mostly potless wierdos has yet to be snapped up.'

[rml2345]

Completely out of context, but this made me chortle...

 

That's an air filter in his pocket, he's not pleased to see you

[sporty-shite]

I once kissed The Doctor. He gave a little bit of tongue but refused to go any further, I left confused and lonely and feeling ever so slightly ripped-off. THE BASTARD.

 

THE DOCTOR gets in every thread

[M'coli]

I have emailed him telling him what an utter fucktard he is and giving him directions to the local Vasectomy cinic so that he does not ever piss in the gene pool.