Caption Competition

[oldford]

We now have an abundance of photos featuring fellow Autoshiteists. How about a caption competition?

 

I'll start with this superb photo, as I'm the handsome tall photogenic one on the right.

 

 

Man with hands in pockets feels cocky all day.

[warren t claim]

Out of curiosity, who's who on that picture?

[trigger]

Tontops, Mr Lobster, AnthonyG, pandamonium, Pog and oldford.

 

I'm no good with comment captions but your face expession cracks me up John!

[warren t claim]

Pog's so young for one so cynical!

[Cavcraft]

[michiel]

I do like the long shirt, short jacket look of oldford. I know, not really a caption.

So much to see that everyone's looking in a different direction...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

AnthonyG looks like a right character! I can clearly imagine him slowly arguing the price of a set of Lister-Petter diesel engine bearing shells downwards at an autojumble/steam fair, (when they were only £5 to start with anyway).

[Pete-M]

If I had photoshop, I'd be making that into "Reserve Bid Dogs".

[M'coli]

I thought that too, something based on the iconic Reservoir Dogs poster too:

[Alexg]

Autoshite members realise they have fuck all to say to each other without a keyboard and google images.....

[barrett]

Pogweasel: Take one more embarrassing photo, and i'll survey and map YOUR FACE.

[seth]

Everyone else "Don't look now but Seth's taking another damn photo"

 

AnthonyG "D'oh!"

[seth]

Automotive scribblers separated at birth #274:

 

Dollywobbler

 

 

LJK Setright

 

[Timewaster]

Automotive scribblers separated at birth #274:

 

Dollywobbler

LJK Setright

 

 

Dollywobbler wrote "*^&$!!?<*ing CX"

LJK Setright wrote "Look to your CX and rejoice"

 

I'll shut up about CXs now!

[Mr H Sceptre]

 

 

Hahahahahahahaha

[dollywobbler]

Thanks Seth. I may resemble the great man in sheer hairyness, some way to go with the scribing (and CX love) though!

[Guest]

Casting takes place for remake of

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[Station]

Pog looks quite young there! The fellow in the middle looks very dapper!!

 

It's always interesting seeing what other people look like on the forum!

[boobydoo]

 

It quickly became apparent that an Autoshite 'Chippendales' calendar was a complete non-starter.

[Tayne]

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[Guest]

[Des]

[oldford]

Some quality replies that had me laughing. I've put a bit more effort into this one:

 

[trigger]

Everyone wants to wear my jumper!

 

I saw that comment on Retro Rides and that cracked me up! what concept is there to get?!

[Guest]

Everyone wants to wear my jumper!

 

I saw that comment on Retro Rides and that cracked me up! what concept is there to get?!

 

What 'concept' is this then?

 

I'm not going to comment on how Retro Rides is run.

[CreepingJesus]

Option1: The entirety of Autoshite Rentals staff waits on the forecourt, in anticipation of the lovely Marina coming to pick up her hire Maestro VDP, for her touring holiday. Thing is, it's 7 am, her flight doesn't get into Heathrow until after lunch...

Option 2: The entirety of Autoshite Rescue 24/7's North London call centre staff, think they hear a Maxi in distress, so go to await its' imminent breakdown. In no way are they bodyswerving any more calls from increasingly irate Bluebird owners, who get directed to call the Wakefield branch.

It took me days to come up with that.

[strangehighways]

I must say Anthony G is an absolute legend, as previously mentioned. It isn't possible that he is NOT a legend.

[Albert Ross]

The Autoshite crew STILL hadn't got to grips with the rules of "Cat Chess"

 

http://www.toothycat.net/hex/cchess.html

 

All references to Terry Pratchett and "The Unadulterated Cat" are entirely intentional.

[Guest]

Caption 1 "No, I thought you were bringing the jump leads"

Caption 2 "Why won't anyone pick our car keys out of the bowl?"

Caption 3 "Autoshite, put the fun and mental into fundamentalism"

Caption 4 " The new Littlewoods Catalougue brings you the latest in menswear for that man about to be shouted at"

 

GREAT

[Justin Case]

 

Autoshite's first speed dating event was not the resounding success that the organisers hoped it would be.