Want to be a car stylist?

[garethj]

Forget about pulling 120 hour weeks, bankrupting yourself and spending 6 years in higher education to become a qualified car stylist. Instead, be born a retard, starve yourself to the point that you have the sexual attractiveness of a pair of B&Q aluminium step ladders and develop massive ideas above your station instead:

 

http://www.birminghampost.net/news/newsaggregator/2010/07/02/victoria-beckham-revealed-as-design-executive-at-range-rover-65233-26773099/

 

[Mr H Sceptre]

This has made me feel sick, angry & utterly downhearted in equal measures. I hate that scrawny talentless piece of shit with a passion.

 

[RedSparrow]

Has anyone seen the film 'Idiocracy'?

Sprang to mind on reading this.

[Rod/b]

They must be on crack. What are they thinking?

[Cavcraft]

This has made me feel sick, angry & utterly downhearted in equal measures. I hate that scrawny talentless piece of shit with a passion.

 

Come one, the Range Rover isn't that bad surely?

[Alexg]

To be fair it's going to be her and her shit cunt wag mates that buy most of 'em anyway. So know your Market

[Mr Lobster]

It might not go down well with the likes of us, but the celebrity obsessed housewives who will be 'buying' this (on credit obviously) will be ever so impressed that Mrs Beckham now designs cars and will absolutely fucking lap it up.

[Mr H Sceptre]

This has made me feel sick, angry & utterly downhearted in equal measures. I hate that scrawny talentless piece of shit with a passion.

 

Come one, the Range Rover isn't that bad surely?

[Angrydicky]

It may be ugly as fuck, but at least it will provide jobs.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

It may be ugly as fuck, but at least it will provide jobs.

[Justin Case]

It may be ugly as fuck, but at least it will provide jobs.

I don't think I could have summed her up any better than that myself

[Lord Sterling]

Fuck-in-hell. And I thought I'd seen it all, I really thought we'd gone as low as we could go, but something else always turns up.

 

I dispair, I really do

[maxpower]

beckham's... the wag's alternative tesco....

 

she probably only designed the back seat and roof lining

 

2 stillettoe holes in the roof

[Volksy]

She added: “I don’t know where to start.

 

Dont then..

[Tayne]

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[reallyloud]

George Lamb & Posh Spice? toss and bollocks. I actually earned the right to be a car designer, through hard work and a reasonable amount of drawing talent. She hasn't. But if the football chants are true then she can't be all bad.....

[Slaighty]

Look out Pininfarina

[Milford Cubicle]

Has anyone seen the film 'Idiocracy'?

 

Victoria Beckham, yesterday. Tomorrow.

 

If you look at the likes of The Sun or News of the World websites you can see that idiocracy has arrived already.

[FredTransit]

You don't really think she's really designing it do you? Yeah like she designed her collection.....