Cheap Bastard Challenge

[purplebargeken]

Sensible comments without a doubt. 
The Astra and SX are very, very clear contenders, the newer red Mini also but realistically more doors and a bit more load lugging space is a huge bonus sadly.

Just hindered by distance and spine shite.

[somewhatfoolish]

Filthy driving school Yaris.

Greige Avensis apparently used to carry farm animals.

[purplebargeken]

That Avensis looks smart outside, could be entertaining on the inside but is outside of my price point but fits the local brief almost perfectly.

[somewhatfoolish]

It's within haggling distance if you wave the readies at them shirley? He who dares, drives home a biohazard Toyota.

[junkyarddog]

The cold cranking issue with that Avensis would put me off.

A mate had one and it was 10mins of trying before the thing would start on a cold morning,despite new glow plugs.

Was a great car otherwise.

 

[purplebargeken]

I bought a dirt cheap mk3 golf from eBay a number of years ago, had been used as a mobile kennel/chew toy for 3 fucking massive dogs. The car was about 90 quid but I had to strip the interior out completely including the headlining. The rest was scrubbed daily for about a week and was just about ok. Can’t/wont repeat that experience again, ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[somewhatfoolish]

Tigra for 400, the saving on your budget will probably get some wheels and tyres from a scrapper.

[somewhatfoolish]

Spaceship Civic with giffer dents.

[somewhatfoolish]

Astra with cooling issues; are these things prone to ZOMGHGF?

[somewhatfoolish]

Accord that's been on the dodgems.

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Vectra dizzler with starting issues.

[somewhatfoolish]

Panda bASe.

[grogee]

2 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Vectra dizzler with starting issues.

Just park at the top of a hill. 

[purplebargeken]

Tigra, hit a pothole….. what? At Mach 3, poor little car. Ex sis in law had one, I could barely drive it as the pedals were so utterly close together. Nice little things though.

[somewhatfoolish]

Renner Megan 

[somewhatfoolish]

Golf, mildly crispy.

[somewhatfoolish]

206 SW, just needs a driving rack. Owner appears to have been shearing animals in the boot so one to avoid if you're allergic to animal hair.

[somewhatfoolish]

Lovely Astraah

oh.

[somewhatfoolish]

You need this one just for the roffle potential.🤣

[somewhatfoolish]

Midden of a Panda.

[Dobloseven]

4 hours ago, Stinkwheel said:

Honestly, dont even have to look that hard. Days of 500 quid cars have been back with us for a while

Last summer,had a 57 reg Civic diesel.Long MOT ,towbar, Working climate,2 keys,lots spent for test.600 quid,would and did take 500.Could I sell it on here?Could I eck as like....!

[CraigRK]

2 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Accord that's been on the dodgems.

 

I had the wagon version of one of these new as a company car back in the day.  Really liked it although load capacity was small compared to the Volvo 940s I had afterwards

[sofarsogood]

Great thread. Reminds me of, I think @Sloth in a bowl's thread cheapest of the cheap was it? Some good finds here.

[purplebargeken]

Even if nothing comes of the search immediately, it does highlight the fact that there are some cheap and useful cars out there still 😊

[CaptainBoom]

4 hours ago, purplebargeken said:

Just the location is not in my favour

I'm in the London/Kent area and would happily drive a purchase up to you, I could do with another adventure as per the Xantia last year!

[Joey spud]

27 minutes ago, CaptainBoom said:

I'm in the London/Kent area and would happily drive a purchase up to you, I could do with another adventure as per the Xantia last year!

Alas the Avensis has been provisionally claimed by another shitter.

[Joey spud]

22 minutes ago, Joey spud said:

Alas the Avensis has been provisionally claimed by another shitter.

The interested shitter has just contacted me and said they don't want to tread on anyone's toes so if Ken does want it then he can have it.

Ken message me if you're interested and I'll tell you more about it.

[eddyramrod]

4 hours ago, purplebargeken said:

I bought a dirt cheap mk3 golf from eBay a number of years ago, had been used as a mobile kennel/chew toy for 3 fucking massive dogs. The car was about 90 quid but I had to strip the interior out completely including the headlining. The rest was scrubbed daily for about a week and was just about ok. Can’t/wont repeat that experience again, ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nothing changes then... You've just described the one-owner Toyota Cressida Estate I had in 1986 (DCK 901S).  I swept it but didn't strip it out....

[hairnet]

richard ks focus

[1duck]

Starts and drives, long MOT, but sold as seen oh you just know that's going to be knackered but...500 quid.