Autoshite's Bargain Buys. Shite For Under £1,000

[Low ontime]

  On 02/08/2024 at 15:02, cort16 said:

GTV with MOT until May 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/476259198365959

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Are these in the HFM tax window? 

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:29, SEATMad said:

Its got a dodgy transmission and a few lights on the dash however its got MOT until Jan 25 and is cool as fook 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1170554517467792/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

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Gearbox bollocksed and the dash lit up like Southend sea front. It’s scrap. ‘Firm on price’… ring EMR… they’ll offer you a firm £250 for it… 😂

[SEATMad]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:44, sierraman said:

Gearbox bollocksed and the dash lit up like Southend sea front. It’s scrap. ‘Firm on price’… ring EMR… they’ll offer you a firm £250 for it… 😂

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Nothings scrap if your mad  brave enough 😂

[cort16]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:43, Low ontime said:

Are these in the HFM tax window? 

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Not the mega high one they’re too old 

[SEATMad]

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customer drove from Kent to Newcastle and traded this in

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Did they bollocks

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/502505069021328/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:52, SEATMad said:

Did he bollocks

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/502505069021328/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

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Kent to Newcastle, (Peterborough to Newcastle legs on the back of the big yellow ambulance) 

[SEATMad]

This looks way too good to be true....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1191055508596265/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[SEATMad]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1012615060241167/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:55, SEATMad said:

This looks way too good to be true....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1191055508596265/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

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Be one of those, get there and the clutch bite is somewhere round your earlobes but it’s never bothered him. 

[wesacosa]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:54, sierraman said:

Kent to Newcastle, (Peterborough to Newcastle legs on the back of the big yellow ambulance) 

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  On 02/08/2024 at 16:52, SEATMad said:

Did they bollocks

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/502505069021328/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

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that's the one Jude Currie was trying to re-home from London for £500 last month on Facebook.  He had a look around it and suggested it seemed ok

I was going to step in if nobody took it 

 

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:57, SEATMad said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1012615060241167/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

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I’m always curious why they never just spray the entire sill, instead just the ‘rhombus of doom’ to highlight it’s had a patch wobbed on with a £99 Dirtee Pro Tools gasless. 

[Mally]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:50, SEATMad said:

Nothings scrap if your mad  brave enough 😂

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Be better off buying @Weird Car's. At least its known and fixable

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 16:58, wesacosa said:

 

that's the one Jude Currie was trying to re-home from London for £500 last month on Facebook.  He had a look around it and suggested it seemed ok

I was going to step in if nobody took it 

 

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Air and the rust are bye the bye at that money I suppose. 

[SEATMad]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/780830254125709/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[cort16]

"Some signs of wear"

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202407232074163

[SEATMad]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1000668644869757/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[New POD]

https://www.gumtree.com/sellerads/1483979283?page=2

 

This seller, a trader has 40 cars for sale. Most are under £1000, only 3 could not be bartered down to £1000. 

[cort16]

1 years MOT, 213,000 miles £900

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202407312378369?

[wesacosa]

  On 02/08/2024 at 17:01, sierraman said:

Air and the rust are bye the bye at that money I suppose. 

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it's one of the only ulez compliant mk1 Laguna too which was part of the attraction for me. Odd the guys taken it to Newcastle and got shut straight away. Maybe I dodged a bullet 

[cort16]

I firmly believe these are most depressing automobiles ever made

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202407242090749

[cort16]

£499MOT March 1.6i petrol

Some kind of unmentionable incident involving a yoghurt truck and a Jalna coaches calendar has taken place.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202407181892561?

[cort16]

When you know you're living right. 2.0 Petrol  £794.

Somehow doesn't get into the super high car tax bracket even with that slushbox.

 

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202404018167452

[New POD]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/09-vauxhall-tigra-1.3-cdti-sport-rouge-2dr-70003-miles-november-mot/1483493781

Not a convertible. 

[cort16]

Two words to get the heart racing.

Baleno

Automatic

£700 MOT  Feb - You know this would just keep plugging away until the body eventually dissolved.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202407061498253

[HMC]

reminds me of @Sloth in a bowl ‘s cheapest of the cheap shite thread- set at £200 in 2014 which obv now is not attainable- £1k is a good modern day bar.

 

[SEATMad]

Check out this absolute pogweasel'd nail. Only on 70,000 apparently. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/997422558051750/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[SEATMad]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/523779333406575/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 17:20, cort16 said:

£499MOT March 1.6i petrol

Some kind of unmentionable incident involving a yoghurt truck and a Jalna coaches calendar has taken place.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202407181892561?

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I could only allow them £300 based on the DNA all over the front seat. 

[sierraman]

  On 02/08/2024 at 17:38, HMC said:

reminds me of @Sloth in a bowl ‘s cheapest of the cheap shite thread- set at £200 in 2014 which obv now is not attainable- £1k is a good modern day bar.

 

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I don’t even think you are going to get a long term prospect at that money these days. 

[Weird Car]

  On 02/08/2024 at 17:00, Mally said:

Be better off buying @Weird Car's. At least its known and fixable

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Agreed! Now someone buy it before I call EMR 🤣