What the..........????

[boobydoo]

Is this some sort of joke? How to

over-egg a bit of old crud.

 

 

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[greengartside]

It says..."The way in which the vehicle gently ascends from front to back, creates an almost stealth like side profile. The crescendo shaped bonnet almost seems to sit there waiting to be started, with the rear of the car sweeping back and back, left waiting for instruction."....almost sounds like what Shakespeare would describe a car as. Except it's not, just some wierdo who thinks adding California-spec lights to his Merc means he's the daddy.Not once does it say - starts, stops and goes. I just want hard, cold facts

[RedSparrow]

Sounds like a right exhaust-pipe shagger to me.

[Pete-M]

Thing is, the bits that would put me off it are all bits he's done to it.(That and I'd want an SEL).Yank lights tend to be shit. The 500 SE badges on the grille are shit, the side repeaters used as indicators are shit and he's probably fucked up the wiring to make it all work.Then there's the fact that no matter how much work you put into that car, you're still always going to know that the previous owner was a tit.

[HillmanImp]

Did you ever see that programme where the chaps physically shagged their cars? Kind of makes me think of that, he really quite likes that car a bit too much.

 

In fairness, it does look in nice condition although those headlamps look awful IMHO, but i suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder.......

 

[boobydoo]

I quite like how he has made the headlamp wipers completely pointless.

[Cavcraft]

Maximum LOLAGE at his cheesey 1970's car dealer waffle.Do people actually get attracted to buying cars from the sort of shit this cockwand bashed out on the keyboard?

[CIH]

I hate waffle like that. People who use the phrase "coachwork" when selling crappy old mk4 1.3 Escorts etc...

[Rocket88]

Raymanboy's illegitimate offspring? Had one of these, ponderous, thirsty, and not very quick....paid £400 for mine, which wasn't in bad nick, couldn't sell it for love or money. They rust like billyoh as well.

[Albert Ross]

The front of the bonnet lifts as you pull away? Get the fucking catch sorted then. 300hp through part worn Kumhos and Camacs? Sooner you than me matey. Nice chavvy arches. Looks like it belongs to a drug dealer. And the California lights? Hope they're suitable for use in the UK. Otherwise they point the wrong way and blind people/fail MOT's etc.Cocknocker.

[Pete-M]

I've just sent him this;

Do you still have the proper headlights for it, and how did you stick those chrome disasters to the wheel arches? Because both need to go.

[shite_meister]

I hate waffle like that. People who use the phrase "coachwork" when selling crappy old mk4 1.3 Escorts etc...

I used to work for a precocious prima donna classic car dealer who over-used the word coachwork, i.e this 1982 Ford Fiesta has splendid coachwork

 

 

 

a Benz that if ever made again, would easily out sell any modern day equivalent. .

 

a Mercedes which has failed to be out classed in over 20 years.

I disagree, I think a Lexus LS400/430 age-for-age does a better impression of the Mercedes S class than the Mercedes S class-in my opinion.

 

The lights are not only fucking horrid but no doubt for a LHD car so GR8 4 DAZZLIN ONCOMIN CARZ.

 

[Owain-328i]

LOL Christ id imagine it would be quicker to read the bible than read that advert.Basically some sausage jockey has ruined his S class by adding US lights with audi r8 style fairy lights in them, and chrome arches. Then proceded to spout a load of verbal toss about how incredible it all is in an ebay advert of truly epic bell-end status!Still made me laugh lol nice one

[vim]

fuck them

 

[Albert Ross]

Herr Meister, did you know I was torn between a 1991 S-Class or a 1995 Lexus 400 with titled owner history? Both at the same dealer, same price. I chose the W126. Glad I did now. I sold it before it became rusty.

[RedSparrow]

Yeah that was the chap off that tv programme. Ugh.

[Station]

It looks like this:

 

 

I like it, but I think it's the most 'functional' 'prestige' car to have come from Germany. Nothing about it is striking, apart from the badly positioned, chavvy badge on the grille. I love the fact, after all that claptrap, the car is going for 800 quid.

 

Imagine what the bloke would be like when you went to pick it up! Probably in the process of shagging the exhaust pipe. I'd actually either step on the throttle and nail it up the road, kerbing the alloys and taking off both mirrors in the process, or just drag it onto the back of a 'vehicle dismantlers' truck (sideways).

[shite_meister]

Herr Meister, did you know I was torn between a 1991 S-Class or a 1995 Lexus 400 with titled owner history? Both at the same dealer, same price. I chose the W126. Glad I did now. I sold it before it became rusty.

No I did not know that.

[boobydoo]

fuck them

 

I think I might give his car a wide berth in the supermarket car park.....It sounds like its absolutely dripping in spunk which I wouldn't particularly want to get all over my nice beige slacks.

[Minimad5]

How the hell do you have sex with a beetle exhaust ?The last beetle i seen, it's exhaust was smaller than a Mc Donalds straw On a serious note though, imagine if he got it stuck

[Milford Cubicle]

Mercedes enthusiasts are always spouting hyperbole(locks) like that even when referring to shagged old 190Ds, it's the main thing that puts me off buying one.

[trigger]

That's quite some advert! I had to laugh when i watched the video of him inside the car with It's raining men then Flashdance playing on the wireless!Found this that he's added in the comments as well.

it's one of kind and for once in my life I could say that driving this car is better even than sex

With the car.

[boobydoo]

That's quite some advert! I had to laugh when i watched the video of him inside the car with It's raining men then Flashdance playing on the wireless!

I think its "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters rather than "Flashdance". I would bet £100 on the guy being East European....just something about the awkward-sounding language he uses. Part of me admires the guy for loving the car so much, part of me just thinks 'plonker'.