GSF Valentines Discount Code

[Dobloseven]

Who says romance is dead? Just imagine the possibilities. 

Our love has blossomed like a crocus 

I've bought you some oil for your Focus. 

Come on you lot, you can do better than that! 

[sierraman]

Flowers wilt and die but the oil change on your Focus will pay dividends for years... 

[MiniMinorMk3]

Cortinas are Red

Vauxhall Vivas are Blue

but did you know

Allegros will always rust through

 

[St.Jude]

Not as good as the Paperchase offer.

3 for 2 on all Valentine’s Day cards. When one ball ache isn’t enough, have three!

[Dobloseven]

24 minutes ago, sierraman said:

Flowers wilt and die but the oil change on your Focus will pay dividends for years... 

No wonder you lost your job writing greetings cards.!

[sierraman]

4 minutes ago, St.Jude said:

Not as good as the Paperchase offer.

3 for 2 on all Valentine’s Day cards. When one ball ache isn’t enough, have three!

For the serial philanderer in your life... 🤣

[horriblemercedes]

May our days together never be over,

Unlike the wheel bearing in your old Rover,

In our love I will always trust,

Like the sills that are starting to rust,

Our bond is precious; I'd never ask it,

If it can break like that rotten head gasket

[Soundwave]

Meal for one
And a crafty wank?
Or treat myself
To a new header tank?

[Cavcraft]

Roses are red, poppies are too

I ordered a battery, you sent me Adblue 

 

I despise you more than words can say

I hate you more each passing day

Your parts are shit, nothing they'll mend

the right components you never send

 

My days are filled with yearning

my nights are full of dreams

I swear your fucking sales team

are in a trance it seems

All I ever wanted 

I wish you'd send them thus

was a starter for a Mondeo

Not fucking diff oil for a bus

 

 

[sierraman]

Roses are Red

Datsun Violets are Blue

My Cavalier has shit the bed

And I’ve stooped as low as an Audi A2

[sierraman]

3 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Roses are red, poppies are too

I ordered a battery, you sent me Adblue 

 

I despise you more than words can say

I hate you more each passing day

Your parts are shit, nothing they'll mend

the right components you never send

 

My days are filled with yearning

my nights are full of dreams

I swear your fucking sales team

are in a trance it seems

All I ever wanted 

I wish you'd send them thus

was a starter for a Mondeo

Not fucking diff oil for a bus

 

 

A contemporary wordsmith there. 🤣

[Dobloseven]

I love you now you're fat, same as when you were skinny.That's why I've gone and bought you a clutch kit for your MINI. 

With shit like this, we should be irresistible!

 

[sierraman]

If that doesn’t get your card stamped then I don’t know what will. 

[chaseracer]

34 minutes ago, sierraman said:

Roses are Red

Datsun Violets are Blue

My Cavalier has shit the bed

And I’ve stooped as low as an Audi A2

That scans about as well as OBD1...!! 😄

[Dobloseven]

44 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

That scans about as well as OBD1...!! 😄

Wonder if there's a motorists shop in Stratford on Avon called William ShakeSpares? 

[grogee]

1 hour ago, Dobloseven said:

Wonder if there's a motorists shop in Stratford on Avon called William ShakeSpares? 

I'll check next time I'm there.

This isn't a parts related pun but it feels like it belongs in here.

[MiniMinorMk3]

I once went to GSF

and was served by a bloke called Geoff

I asked him for a part

he said "you'll be needing that"

But when I got home I realised Geoff was a twat

[RoverFolkUs]

5 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Roses are red, poppies are too

I ordered a battery, you sent me Adblue 

 

I despise you more than words can say

I hate you more each passing day

Your parts are shit, nothing they'll mend

the right components you never send

 

My days are filled with yearning

my nights are full of dreams

I swear your fucking sales team

are in a trance it seems

All I ever wanted 

I wish you'd send them thus

was a starter for a Mondeo

Not fucking diff oil for a bus

 

 

We're talking about GSF here, not ECP 😆

[High Jetter]

I love going to GSF car parts,

When there I can no longer smell your farts.

I can get the bits I need,

So to do you a good deed,

If you then let me go and play darts.

 

[Dobloseven]

Their parts are shit, their staff are surly, 

But Drive Tec brake pads'll do for my girly. 

[chaseracer]

4 hours ago, grogee said:

I'll check next time I'm there.

This isn't a parts related pun but it feels like it belongs in here.

By the look on her face, there'll be no 'male/female connector' interface.

Ever.