Rozzer Shite

[martc]

'Right that's deux clamped, lets go and mange ten+two doughnuts, deux Pernod's and visit some whores'. A typical day in the life of a Parisian cop.

[martc]

'It can't be effin effed, we're Swiss M8, everything here is perfect'.

[martc]

'I've ordered the doughnuts and booze' 

'and I've ordered the whores'

a typical day etc, etc....

[martc]

[martc]

'And the doughnut was this big'

'Mmmm interesting, we must go at once to this doughnut house of which you speak. Do they sell schnapps? Are you and your mate on the game?'

(you get the idea, continental cops are only interested in doughnuts, strong liquor and whores in my fevered imagination)

[martc]

A doughnut hound.

[martc]

'We're outside the doughnut shop, obvs, comrade'

OK, OK I'll stop now.

[martc]

It’s 1972 and you are blasting along the highway just outside Yokohama... The last thing you would want to see are the red lights of a Kanagawa Prefectorial Police Highway Patrol 240ZG in your rear view mirror.

[eddyramrod]

11 hours ago, martc said:

'It can't be effin effed, we're Swiss M8, everything here is perfect'.

If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen...

[sheffcortinacentre]

Looking for stolen Porsche engine.

[martc]

Don't you think that coppers are looking younger and younger every year?

[martc]

Until the engines blow up spectacularly and all the constabularies scrap them and buy Volvos instead.

[martc]

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[martc]

K-750 motorcycles in police service, Tiraspol, USSR, 1964.

[martc]

[sheffcortinacentre]

10 hours ago, martc said:

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Mr Clifton,MR CLIFTON can you just pull over!

[High Jetter]

16 minutes ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Mr Clifton,MR CLIFTON can you just pull over!

Don't you mean Mr Hull?

[Wibble]

37 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Don't you mean Mr Hull?

Nah, Bernie rode his.

[sheffcortinacentre]

Rod hull had an emu, Bernie Clifton has Oswald the ostrich 

[Metal Guru]

8 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Rod hull had an emu, Bernie Clifton has Oswald the ostrich 

None of them can fly especially Rod Hull.

[High Jetter]

10 hours ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Rod hull had an emu, Bernie Clifton has Oswald the ostrich 

I was getting Mr Clifton mixed up with Bernie Winters 🤣

[eddyramrod]

I've been on stage with Rod and Emu...

[MiniMinorMk3]

On 27/06/2025 at 11:29, martc said:

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Go stick your head in the sand copper!

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