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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Horifically wheelarched/Barryboy wheeled tat fest

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-325i- ... 1c236bbf08

 

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'Stick on shit comes with car but Terry McDermott wig is optional extra. Day do doh, don't day doh'

 

*Needs to be in the bargains thread really.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Austin Itinerant Travelling Community Don't Call Me Pikey You Racist Quick Dougal Get On The Roof And Nick Her Aerial While I keep Her talking

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Gypsy- ... 43ad02ed30

 

'Get the workshop warmed up, get your Razzle collection out and give yourself some satisfaction'

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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That Beemer is a real shocker. The driver looks like he's about to jump over the edge in that picture...

 

Unfortunately the last elderly owner could not pass on written history due to severe illness

 

probably due to chromium overload.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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I'd love a late model Crown Victoria, but can't afford one - or the running costs.

 

Maybe this without the stripes and lights would be a pretty cool cruiser.

 

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Or I could drive around as is looking like I am gonna arrest Madge Bishop or something.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Estate, beige, 1.6 pinto and a massive shitey oddly placed stripe down the site with the word Cortina in it. What's not to like.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-CORTINA-L-BEIGE-/190635405140?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c62c16f54

 

I cursed thee with the blight of pound shop rattle cans. Still, it seem to have a bit of a saucy 2.0 pinto in it and has an odd charm I think.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-1-6-Laser-2-0-twin-40-s-kent-fr32-cam-etc-/190634678491?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c62b658db

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Another minty fresh low mileage 800.

 

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From back in the good old days when they were called Datsuns....

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Estate, beige, 1.6 pinto and a massive shitey oddly placed stripe down the site with the word Cortina in it. What's not to like.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-FORD-CORTINA-L-BEIGE-/190635405140?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c62c16f54

 

 

I saw that and got all excited hoping it was my dad's old one (PEM 120T), but it wasn't :(

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I quite like that in a "it's so shit that it looks great" kind of way, A lot of thought as gone into it at least.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-FIAT-CRO ... 43a773dc89

 

I know this is a bit modern for AS but how cheap are these now looking, 2006 plate, 49000 miles but with a 2.2 petrol which must be the kiss of death for £2495, Looking at the advert though where the seller is making a point of how it has tax until August 2011 and how it was £3750 I'm guessing they must be unsellable.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think people are scared of any FIAT that isn't small, such as the 500 and Panda.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Always best to buy from a trusted seller with a proven record.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-LDV-TILT ... 19cd4d9dc6

 

'.....I am not a Mechanic so don't know where and how to fix it'

 

Feedback:

'mileage of this car has been clocked back from 173895 to 69000'

 

'done a check on car and it had done 160k the mile have been tampered BAD ebayer'

 

'THE CAR WAS Clocked 160k last month to 86k this?????? YEAH RIGHT'

 

'The Car has been in a rear end smash and been repaired badly! Not happy!'

 

'Didn't have the car i won.No answer to emails,calls,sms.Lost £300,3days.AVOID!!'

 

Oh, and he seems to have received two good feeback ratings for the same car at some point. But he definately doesn't know to fix things. Especially mileages.

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

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this is a Austin Princess 1700 HL 1979.

in my opinion they are C**P

 

The design of this car must have been drawn up while the Designer was on his lunch break and was dreaming of what he wanted to have on his sandwich the next day, mmmmm cheese whilst doodling a wedge of chedar on his little notepad

 

this must be one of the worst styled cars in the world

 

I saw in the classic car mag the other day that Quintin Wilson has bought a 1959 Mini well I think hes a t**t and I think Jeremy Clarkson should buy this car to shove him off the road with!

 

FUNNY GUY!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Prince ... 8208715914

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Ah yes, the unfunny Princess selling bellend. About as funny as fifteen car pile up that knobhead.

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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HAS HAD RECENT HEAD GASKET CHANGE , STEM SEALS ,TIMING BELT , BELT TENSIONER , THERMOSTAT , DISTRIBUTOR CAP , PLUG LEADS . ALSO NEW BRAKE SHOES , TIE ROD BUSHES , GOOD BATTERY. NEW TEMP SENSOR . HAS HAD TANK REMOVED AND RESPRAYED LAST SUMMER ALONG WITH THE BOTTOM ARMS AND BOOT FLOOR AND CHASSIS COATED WITH NEW UNDERSEAL . AND ALSO HAS HAD RECENT EXHAUST FRONT , MIDDLE AND BACK BOX . AND HAS HAD GEARBOX OIL CHANGED .

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MK3-FORD ... 3a6f918c0c

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