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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Going to have to get one of these one day. This looks like it could be very cheap as 10p start, no reserve and knackered torque convertor.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-P6-2000 ... 20c10c2dad

 

Still think they're 'old money cool', can imagine some middle class type bloke on his brand new housing estate sticking two fingers up at that twat next door with a Mk3 Cortina.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If a double decker bus, killed the both of us,

to go to my funeral in this, is such a heavenly way to go.

There is some shite that will never go out

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Austin-C ... 1c22a27f08

 

Here's hoping it doesn't get Oval-d.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That is absolutely fabulous. Like you, I hope it doesn't get raced. I can imagine it causing great excitement amongst those who should know better.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Man the hearse shape really suits that Cambridge. Nice.

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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Are you sure about that? I never knew they existed. Are the badged Quadra?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Nah theyre a contracted-out (but renner-approved) conversion, 'Sinpar' is the name i think

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This weirdo needs his nuts crushing

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT1 ... 3f122021a3

 

'FORD TRANSIT1.6 ENGINE (not ice cream van)'

 

Well literally thank FUCK for that. I'd hate to buy a used engine off the internet only to get there and find out it's a Bedford CF with a couple of freezers.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Today's 'heap of the week' is sponsored by rust.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-landcr ... 1c222bd77a

 

'great numberplare pn sas 22'

 

Q: hi, you say its taxed as limited use , is it also mot'd ? and is the plate sas22 ? and if so is that its original No plate ? regards jim

A: pnz 4222 is the number plate no mot it needs lots off work

 

Hopeless, piss poor advert and £1,700 bin.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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Dammit! I was about to bid £££ but if it's not an icecream van I won't bother. It looks so much like one as well...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fires put out, cess pools emptied, red diesel stolen to order.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMMER-KARRIE ... 3f1150d9d5

 

'FITTED WITH 6 CYLINDER PERKINS 6354'

 

'Redhill Fire Station, can I help you?'

 

Yes, I'm 250 yards down the road and my cess pit is on fire, can you come out straight away?

 

No problem sir, we'll be there in four hours'

Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

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Dammit! I was about to bid £££ but if it's not an icecream van I won't bother. It looks so much like one as well...

 

Better explanation would be good, but I suspect the point being made is that the engine hasn't come out of an ice cream van and, consequently, hasn't sat in the corner of a park ticking over all day, every day for the past 15 years...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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To be honest I'm more inclined to think it's an attamept at keyword spamming. Except instead of the usual 'Mk2 Escort 1.1 four door not Mexico RS2000 Lotus Princess Diana's used trollies' it's just hopelessly wank.

CIH Rank: Citroen Ami

CIH

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I am currently gripped by an irrational and irrepressible MA70 Supra lust and I feel the need to wap some up on here. Pickings on the usual sites are poor at the moment- this is the most interesting of the lot;

 

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Japanese import 3.0 Turbo. Ideally I'd like a more recently imported 2.5 twin turbo with manual 'box. Japanese imports tend to be in much better condition underneath than UK cars, despite the extra general headache of ownership.

 

I don't even know why I'm looking at these things right now. :roll:

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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To be honest I'm more inclined to think it's an attamept at keyword spamming. Except instead of the usual 'Mk2 Escort 1.1 four door not Mexico RS2000 Lotus Princess Diana's used trollies' it's just hopelessly wank.

 

That's what I think as well. He should have tried, "Not RWD OMG Drift weapon Yo" or something.

garbaldy Rank: Lancia Gamma

garbaldy

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Today's 'heap of the week' is sponsored by rust.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-landcr ... 1c222bd77a

 

'great numberplare pn sas 22'

 

Q: hi, you say its taxed as limited use , is it also mot'd ? and is the plate sas22 ? and if so is that its original No plate ? regards jim

A: pnz 4222 is the number plate no mot it needs lots off work

 

Hopeless, piss poor advert and £1,700 bin.

 

I would love one of these resto nightmares so checked out what doovla say and they dont have the details on this :shock:

dont know how it can be registered as farm limited use if swansea havent heard of it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Excuse my ignorance of the place but is Ballycastle in Ireland or the UK (Northern Ireland)? I wondered if it was the former they have a different DVLA thing?

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