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overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

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Be like me, except not as red

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Look at this honey in soft focus and all white. It's like the Golf Cabrio and Sciroccos that VW made in the late 1980s

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This would be epic, as long as you don't drive far and can weld

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Do I hear a WTF? :shock:

 

This is the company that makes Nissan Micras look like Mk2 Jaguars if you've only ever seen one quickly from far away. This red, errrrr, one is based on the Honda NSX

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Jesus Harold Christ, it's like a train wreck - I can't stop looking now. The same manufacturer does this

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Love the Ginetta and that Quantum creation, the Rangie is ace! but what the feck???

The red car makes the Bently ripoff look sort of reasonable....even.

 

' This is a Mitsuoka Orochi 3.3 auto finished in bright red with black leather. Mitsuoka are a coach builder in Japan since 1968 and manufacturer some exciting cars. The Orochi is based on the Honda NSX chassis and is powered by the Toyota 3.3 V6 engine. The car takes its name from the mythical Yamata no Orochi 8-headed Japanese dragon. Mitsuoka says "Orochi is the car to ride to gather attention from everyone", and categorizes this car as a "Fashion-Super Car". These very rarely come up for sale, but we are lucky enough to have the chance of importing this car. You could be one of the first people to own this car in the UK and trust me there will be very few of these that come to the UK. If you need further details please give us a call.......'

 

Err, so you take a Honda NSX for the chassis and bin the rest then you take a 3.3l Toyota engine, err right and you put on a fecking awful body like this, then ask for 90k?

The guy who did this belongs in the fecking asylum!

overheadvalve Rank: Austin Maxi

overheadvalve

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This is my sort of MINI...

...not sure what the seller is going on about though

Muriel has enjoyed the london fetish scene, having spent most of her life in Kent. This is where a rip in the PVC seat (shown in photo) happened one night. I now take my stilettos off when stopped in a layby down a dark alleyway

Fine, a proper Mini. I think the owner is trying to create interest, probably in the hope of a mahoosive hike in the price to enable him (or her) to walk down to the showroom and buy i nice ( :roll: ) new Micra. :x

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

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I love that Cortina, its been off the road since 1998 apparently.

pb1969 Rank Morris Ital

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORSAIR- ... 53e8f4a0ad

In spite of all of the above,much work was needed for the mot...you get that with mot examiners,especially with an old car..it's like a challenge to them..they are determined to find things that others couldn't ...or wouldn't.

 

I think even the likes of raymonboy would look at that and think "fuck me he`s hoping"

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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That 128 looks just gorgeous. So why not realise its potential and get the MoT done?

binhoker668 Rank: Citroen Ami

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Damn - have been having probs gettin photies off my BB this last week, but spotted that Cort in a local (and very friendly) scrappy a few days ago. Got loads of pics inside and out, and told them I'd circulate. They said they'd take what they could get for it - wanted it to be back on the road first and foremost. VERY crispy at the bottom of all the doors, bodgy as fuck looking towbar (complete with uber-overspray), but yeah - solid looking floor throughout (from the inside anyway - no carpets, but all red oxide. Was that the way they were or was it the start of resto?), and a very solid bonnet which revealed a very solid and unmolested looking bay. Tidy looking engine too for the year...

Will try and retrieve my photos if anyone needs them....

That is all....

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The octogenarians chariot of choice....

 

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...that should wipe the smugness off a few BMW driving types

 

1.8 160bhp vvc engine

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hi luv, you know you wanted something sensible, something diesel that's got space for the kids? I've just found one! Yes of course you can trust me

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The Yummy Mummies on the school run in their ML320s and X5s will run for the hills! :lol: The bumpers on this weigh as much as their Tesco Tanks! It's a clear winnah!

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Because nothing says 'I love my kids' like 4 tons of Detroit iron broadsiding you at a T Junction.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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Hey Sparrow! How's abouts you start cleaning up the flat, vacuum the carpet, do the dishes, and spray some air freshener for your game of Czeckers this weekend. You got to get out of poverty Italian mode for a few days. Then when she's gone back home, you can play on the PC all day again.

 

Funnily enough that's exactly what I've been doing all day! How did you guess?! :D

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Because nothing says 'I love my kids' like 4 tons of Detroit iron broadsiding you at a T Junction.

 

4 tons of Detroit vs 2 tonnes of Stuttgart? I know where my money would be going, if I still lived in UK and if I had kids to take to school. Assuming there was a very good reason they couldn't cycle, that is!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Because nothing says 'I love my kids' like 4 tons of Detroit iron broadsiding you at a T Junction.

 

4 tons of Detroit vs 2 tonnes of Stuttgart?

 

With me in the middle probably

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Yeah, sorry about that Alex. Never mind, the insurance will pay up... in about 3 years, when you've run up bills you can't pay totalling 2.5 times the payout you get (note bitter voice of experience here...).

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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We are all familiar with "just needs [simple/cheap job] to [be mobile/pass MOT] yet I haven't done it" on cars for sale, but this...

 

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The number 3 eject button will push back in and stay in place.

 

Then why haven't you done that

 

 

why

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My mate in UK had two! DBJ 500Y was a silver 8-year-old 5S auto, which he bought with redundancy money in 1991 and kept for 6 years. Last seen on the dreaded estate that surrounds Speke Airport, now John Lennon International. During this time, he bought a blue manual version (mostly for the carb, I think) which I drove home for him... from the very estate where DBJ would later show up! The auto must have had "something" as Dave is worse than me for changing his car on a whim. 6 years? Unprecendented!

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