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Big miles but this deserves a mention I reckon...

 

http://www.bxclub.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14323

 

Long MOT, a bit of rent in the window and a fine, comfortable, economical load lugger with some pretty classy looks. £400 seems a very fair price to me, all I need now is the money to buy it or that 'excuse-o-meter' someone poasted on here recently.

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I AM BANNED FROM VIEWING THIS THREAD.

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Me too. But I find a secluded room and read it

 

 

16k Clubman

 

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MOT Expiry: May 2012

Current bid: £1.00

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1976 VP auto Mileage might be right at less than 14k

A few scabs on the paint work

Taxed and tested

Swindon

 

 

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Camper

Brand new calipers, discs and pads, Exhaust and 4 Brand new tyres

Engine turns over

 

 

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Allegro Hearse

I've had this car for nearly a year now and had an ENORMOUS amount of fun driving it around last summer

No MOT

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I bought it a few weeks ago with the intention of using it for spares.

complete and running

 

 

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Like Buses...

no tax or mot and no log book

RELISTED DUE TO TIME WASTER

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£550 for something that doesn't work seems a bit steep, and it's not as nice as the Rebel. But I'm still strangely drawn to this...

 

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Might be worth a fair bit, if those are Fuchs rimz OMG. Personally, I fail to see the attraction.

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Might be worth a fair bit, if those are Fuchs rimz OMG. Personally, I fail to see the attraction.

 

I also think it looks like a box on wheels and, more importantly, it'll be a right pile of crap to drive/ride in, but i wouldnt be averse to making a couple of beers out of a mong who will go all RATLUK on it.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LEYLAND-SHERPA-MO ... 2eb509fe16

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FREIGHT-ROVER-SHE ... 43a6f4aab3

 

'FULL YEARS MOT FROM 27TH APRIL 2011 (PASSED FIRST TIME)'

 

GRTWELVETYELEVN. Obviously no mechanical problems then?

 

'SMOKES UNDER LOAD'

 

OH RLY, but the bodywork's ok then, yeah?

 

'SOME RUST AND A HOLE ON INNER WINGS'

 

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A thousand pounds for that?

 

I'd consider buying it if it were really cheap- I love the cartoon-like looks.

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Evidently not :D It's not as bad as the Morris Marina though, it had the radio angled away from the driver.

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^^I guess the driver was not expected to operate the radio on an Amazon?

 

Only in right hand drive markets. It was nicely in reach in LHD versions but you ideally needed a passenger to let you know how fast you were going.

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^^I guess the driver was not expected to operate the radio on an Amazon?

 

Only in right hand drive markets. It was nicely in reach in LHD versions but you ideally needed a passenger to let you know how fast you were going.

 

:mrgreen:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Jaguar-XJ6-LPG-/140546904185

 

Only £550 BIN for this LPG-powered jag Xj6!!! Perfect for the ever-struggling 'Pubmaster' pub landlord who is enjoying his last few weeks getting royally bummed every day of the week by his combined brewery/pubco management wankers before finding something more rewarding to do, like cleaning bogs in the local rugby club.

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The short ticket on that XJ6 certainly puts me off lobbing on a cheeky bid. Being LPG and local it would of been ideal.

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The short ticket on that XJ6 certainly puts me off lobbing on a cheeky bid. Being LPG and local it would of been ideal.

 

That and the 'oh, I haven't tried the LPG because I didn't need to.' Does that translate as 'I tried it but it doesn't work?'

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