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Mmmmm, Italian with twin turbo's, what could possibly go wrong.

 

It's the blue interior that makes it art. While you're sitting at the side of the road going nowhere, the car making all sorts of exotic and expensive noises and smells, you could admire the awesome hand crafted orgy of blue leather and velour. Later, as you're walking towards the nearest services you'd cast an eye back towards it, sitting there, hazard lights on, bleeding fluids into the gutter, steam/smoke still wafting from the grille and think 'I am the very essence of twat for spending money on this'.

 

And yet, I'm still very tempted by it.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You know, they're not actually that bad. It's not smooth like you get from a BM straight six but other than getting the v8 noise they're not much slower and the six pot takes up so little room in the engine bay you can get in there with it for tinkering.

 

Half of me thinks I should buy that then put all the good bits off mine on it like the wheels, suspensions, shocks etc as all the grot I've found in mine has pissed me right off.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-Volvo-480-Ce ... 33672e68da

 

Late 480 for £399 BIN but it has no ticket, I can't see it bing to much work to get one though, Funny enough i saw a N plater today in this colour and thought to myself how late it was.

 

I am due to be married on June 18th and in order to start off married life in the best way possible I need to try and de-fleet some of my cars.

 

Get out quick!

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1963-BMW-700-LS-S ... 2a10245d59

 

How cool is this little BMW 700!, It's not been moted since 1974 though but it's a hell of a find!

 

Looks great. I'd like to buy it and tell all my mates I've bought another 7-series...the seller seems to be a bit confused tho...

 

"The reserve is set at 50 per cent of what the car owes me. Get yourself a bargain.... The car will be sold as is where is to the highest bidder, irrespective of the final price. "

 

So, if it only reaches a tenner, will you sell it or not?

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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I am due to be married on June 18th and in order to start off married life in the best way possible I need to try and de-fleet some of my cars.

 

Get out quick!

 

This guy needs to be saved...Everyone get on e-bay and click on "send seller a message"!!!

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Corking. I'd love a six-pot SD1. Does that make me a bad person?

 

I'd love a 2400 SD Turbo, I think that makes me a very bad person.

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I'd love a 2000, that just makes me a bit of a cretin.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-VAUXHALL-COR ... 4aaaab1736

 

Cavette would love this. :lol:

 

cupple scuffs on body kit due to car park but reli not notcible

 

I see you haven't learned to grasp the basics of spelling yet, or even how to click on the spell check button.

 

reson for sale my girlfreind is haveing a baby and i need a normal cars so she say :(

 

Or in other words She's told him to sell the heap of shit as it's a fucking embarrassment. I wonder if the baby is the result of a WKD and Jägerbomb induced coma?

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-Mazda-Other- ... 2a102065d4

 

What do we think of this then?, A imported (but RHD) 626 2.2 auto Estate with 7 seats and MOT and Tax for £425, Sounds quite late being on a K plate as the newer shape was also about on a K.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Peugeot-305-S5-Es ... 3a655ec686

 

I posted this the other day, It's still only on £180 with a day to go, MOTed until September as well.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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can someone please stop me from buying that 164?? If it had leather seats I would have already bid a kidney for it, but even without I just can't stop the wantage.... :?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Wow Trigger! Couldn't agree more, that's a total sweetie!

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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Haha, I was just thinking "WTF might 'Super Deluxe' mean in the epitome of old chod that is the Marina?"

 

So I went to google looking for "Marina Super Deluxe".

 

And I got this: http://tinyurl.com/6frvkx7

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