Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

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^^^ AS ALARM CALL TO RENOMAD!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-TRIUMPH-ACCL ... 415877e5d0

 

£250 BIN for this Tax and Tested Acclaim!

[pogweasel]

Mmmm, acclaim.

[RobT]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-RENAULT-18-TL-RED-/270733002296?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f08f1c638

 

Stone me, look at this grade A shite!, 1397cc of pure POWER

 

The car has covered approx 248000 miles

 

Epic!

 

And the buyer claims this nugget of information which is totally believable unfortunately:

 

There are not many of these left now (approx 90 of all variants according to dvla) so would be a shame to see it scrapped.

 

I saw one of these fairly local recently and it was a TD with two-tone paint, I often go back to see if it's there (Renner 18 stalker!) but no luck.

[pogweasel]

Clearly not an inspiring drive:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2002-AIXAM-500-SU ... 0553304936

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

You often see them on eBay with very low miles or crashed into things. Old giffer owned obviously.

I quite like the idea of one, especially the Kubota 2 cylinder PUTT PUTT diesel (which would be quite easy to upgrade but would the transmission take it?) but the reality would probably be unbearable.

[pogweasel]

Aye, I think attempting any journey over about 10 miles and/or involving national speed limits would require either meticulous forward planning or a high degree of foolhardiness. They are truly pointless vehicles, anyone who buys one new clearly needs their brain examining. Show me one for a couple of hundred quid and I still would though.

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

I see you can buy a high spec one for nearly £12k, and even the boggo ones are £7k+.

 

GR8 4 French drink drivers, GR1 4 anybody else.

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-CLASSIC-MORRI ... 0797913654

HORNY HORNY HORNY

Back of the sill looks a bit wobbly but I think thats forgivable. Avocado interior makes up for it.

[Negative Creep]

Aye, I think attempting any journey over about 10 miles and/or involving national speed limits would require either meticulous forward planning or a high degree of foolhardiness. They are truly pointless vehicles, anyone who buys one new clearly needs their brain examining. Show me one for a couple of hundred quid and I still would though.

 

 

Presumably the vast majority are financed by Motorbility?

[pogweasel]

Unlikely, Motorbility is solely dedicated to providing brand-new Zafiras to fat idle workshy knackers to drive to Asda & back.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Jeezus, i would like to 'get it on' with that Marina. What a honey!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

"Quality programming such as Young Doctors/The Flying Doctors/Doctor in the house"

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BREATHTAKING-1980-MORRIS-MARINA-MK3-1-7-HL-39-000-MILES-/200594438115

[Negative Creep]

Wow, didn't expect a Marina to be worth that much, even in that condition

[Angrydicky]

Wow, didn't expect a Marina to be worth that much, even in that condition

 

Ah yes, but it's a Doctor Marina.

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C220345/

 

I couldn't decide whether to post this here or the bargains thread instead, It's rare to see one as old as this now but does £1495ono sound steep to you?.

 

P.s this is at the french specialists in Diss that was spoke of on here a while back when Pete_M needed his 604 weided up.

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I've just streetviewed there workshops, looks like a great place to spot some french shite!

 

[Alexg]

HUBBA HUBBA !

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-70s-Peugeot- ... 2eb477499c

[Guest]

Aye, I think attempting any journey over about 10 miles and/or involving national speed limits would require either meticulous forward planning or a high degree of foolhardiness. They are truly pointless vehicles, anyone who buys one new clearly needs their brain examining. Show me one for a couple of hundred quid and I still would though.

Bloke across the road had one for towing behind his "RV", I think he paid something like £600 for it. They sound exactly like a council ride-on lawnmower at 30mph.

[Timewaster]

Aye, I think attempting any journey over about 10 miles and/or involving national speed limits would require either meticulous forward planning or a high degree of foolhardiness. They are truly pointless vehicles, anyone who buys one new clearly needs their brain examining.

 

Aren't they in the same licence catagory as Reliant 3 wheelers, that can be driven on a motorbike licence?

I think this is their one and only selling point!

[Alexg]

I IZ THE EBAY GOD !

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MORRIS-EA4 ... 5adff9f7b4

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1972-HILLMAN-AVEN ... 3cb6da7c0e

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-CITROEN-AMI- ... 4aaa29ee27

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Skoda-Estelle-120 ... 3a64f2a7ce

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-2- ... 2562bf74d7

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-ALFA-ROMEO-S ... 4158766b0b

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-SEAT-TERRA-V ... 3cb6e2e567

[mattblack]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-HUMBER-SCEPT ... 4aaa0c9a85

 

1967

 

period alloys

 

Great! What are they? Dunlops? BRMs? Cosmics prehaps?

 

 

Oh.

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FORD-FIESTA- ... 2562c7cba6

 

A VERY RARE OPPORTUNITY

[Negative Creep]

That Avenger is beautiful

[Alexg]

PLEASE... FRAG ME.....

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Unfinished-Hotrod ... 4cf66f8968

 

rolling chassis is from a Vauxhall Frontera

The body is from a 1950's Austin Atlantic

roof from a 1950's Jaguar

engine and gearbox from a 3 litre Capri

[Richard]

What a fucking lash-up.

[Timewaster]

Looks like the work of these two clowns!

[Tayne]

.

[Angrydicky]

What a waste of an Austin Atlantic

[Negative Creep]

Within 10 miles of me

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-BMW-320-SILV ... 2a0f66099c

 

To sum the car up when you look in the drives seat can hear Saturday night fever and when you look under the bonnet you can hear yourself say god save the queen.

 

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Escort-/1305 ... 1e62b44842

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-MERCEDES-500 ... 4cf66d97b0

 

What's the worst that could happen?

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-JAGUAR-XJ6-3 ... 3cb6cb2160

 

1 month's MOT left. What's the worst that could happen?

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-BMW-730I-AUT ... 45f9de66b7

 

What's the.......you get the idea