Jump to content

Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

trigger

By trigger
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

Posted
Posted

1K RNM?? Who'da thunk it?

 

I like the Samara though, especially this bit:

COME AND HAVE A LOOK BEFORE YOU BID AS IT IS A LADA
Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

Wilko220

Posted
Posted
Do you really like it, is it is it wicked

 

!CE-Dlf!!Wk~$(KGrHqF,!jcE1JPeotlYBNTrP1blFQ~~_3.JPG

 

 

i have put lead additive in the tank which lasts for around 1000,000 miles i have the paper saying this
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

HOLY DUMP your eBay game is strong fellow shiters! KEEP UP TEH GOOD WORK

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

Posted
Posted

I've just made some egg fried rice in my own grits thanks to that Viceroy, THANKS FOR THAT

Guest

Guest

Posted
Posted

Welcome to Sales Rep Corner, an exciting look into the world of sales reps and their motors.

 

!CDFUzwQ!Wk~$(KGrHqQOKpUE0Usc4FkrBNNZcdZI7g~~_12.JPG

1984 Ford Orion 1.6 GL

 

ERNIE RAMSBOTTOM

Age: 42

Rank: Contracts Manager

Product: Sundry Office Equipment

Hobbies: Reading, Birdwatching, Funeral Crashing

 

"As soon as all these new Fords were revealed to be hatchbacks, I was a bit worried. I blame the Europeans. Luckily, I managed to get one of these Orions. Unlike a hatchback arrangement, my brochures and catalogues are safely stored away in the boot enclosure. A hatchback and flimsy parcel shelf could only serve to decrease security - if a rival were to break into my car, our entire product range would be on show. It's a very chilling thought."

 

!CErqTFwBGk~$(KGrHqZ,!jQE1KKI)uYWBNSqtO!77w~~_12.JPG

1987 Vauxhall Astra 1.3 L

 

ROLAND MURGATROYD

Age: 53

Rank: Deputy Local Sales Rep

Product: Beverage Vending Machines

Hobbies: Gardening, Kerb-crawling, Darts

 

"I've been with the company for quite a while, but I struggle to meet targets. I think I'm given the worst leads to be honest, my face doesn't seem to fit there. Anyway, I've got my 10 years in so if they do make me redundant I should have a fair old payout, obviously I'm a while from retirement but I could get a nice conservatory or a holiday or something. Though I've always found it a bit unfair how much more single people have to pay on their holidays. Still, it's probably my fault she hung herself."

 

!CDjncdwCWk~$(KGrHqJ,!joE0D2BBbCjBNPC16y+Sg~~_12.JPG

1985 Ford Sierra XR4x4

 

DEREK HABBERJAM

Age: 38

Rank: Regional Sales Manager

Product: Telex

Hobbies: Football, Cross-Dressing, Assault and Battery

 

"I had to put in a couple of grand and give the fleet manager a bit of talking-to, but I've got the quickest car in the car park, I had it off the clock on the M62 Eastbound, I reckon I was doing 170mph easy! No one ever questions me. When you're as good a salesman as me, you need the fastest motor. Otherwise you aren't gonna do loads of deals! I smash my targets..... and some other things, ha ha! I can do hundreds of miles a day and be back home in time for the wife to have the dinner on the table. And if it isn't on the table, I take my belt off and-"

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...