Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Timewaster]

220 SLi with just 38k!!! UNMISSABLE!

 

Somebody managed not to miss it!

looks like a direct hit!

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-CITROEN-BX-T ... 0487189293

 

I'd like to be 'whisked up' in its 'hurricane'.

[pogweasel]

Where are all these Avengers coming from?? I want the gold one now.

 

Do you?

This 29k tax-free wagon gets it willy out an pisses right in the face of the gold one. And the blue one.

http://www.mathewsons.co.uk/shop/produc ... bc813efc32

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-HILLMAN-AVENGER-1300-DELUXE-GOLD-/110600359958

 

It will be a good shell with a couple of nights welding.

 

Just to clarify the engine is seized solid and has the head removed

[pompei]

Bid is in for the Hurricane

[Richard]

How the fuck do you go about breaking an Avenger engine? My Sunbeam had a massive oil leak and I drove it for 10k with the oil not touching the dipstick with no ill effects. I drove it 50 miles flat out with no water at all and it didn't complain.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-ROVER-820I-SILVER-/170555597310

 

thats why i ham putin spare or repair but it doses have mot and tax

 

the mileage is 13768508

 

fucking hell, thats bound to need a new head gasket after almost 14 million miles.

[pogweasel]

 

thats why i ham putin spare or repair but it doses have mot and tax

 

 

Do what?

[Mash]

Where are all these Avengers coming from?? I want the gold one now.

 

Do you?

This 29k tax-free wagon gets it willy out an pisses right in the face of the gold one. And the blue one.

http://www.mathewsons.co.uk/shop/produc ... bc813efc32

 

Damn right it does. It's even got a Hull number (Triangle Motors, Anlaby Road for those who give a shit about such trivialities).

 

I can be there in 45 minutes - get the kettle on!

[whitevanman]

That Rover has too be one of the most badly written adverts ever...............I mean, I'm really shit, but thats beyond the joke

[Mr Lobster]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Opel-Rek ... 0666240000

 

Lady Owned,12 Months MOT,Spoke To Her On Phone The Other Day And She Said That She Only Used Once A Week To Go Dogging In!! (Have Got Her Telephone Number To Verify That)

[pogweasel]

Cripes!

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1974-TRIUMPH-1500 ... 0534309502

A GOOD SOLID DAILY DRIVER

MOT Expiry: --

Road Tax: --

£700 sheets for a mot-less slow-mo trumpet. Piss off.

Unsurprising though judging by the 'scenery'.

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Range-Rover-1972- ... 2a0b4a1e85

 

Now I'm no expert on early tax tempted Range Rovers but surely even this one is worth more then the £500 asking price (or best offers), Especially after seeing restored ones selling for over £8000.

[Pete-M]

If I knew where that Rangie was, I'd be tempted to just buy it.

[whitevanman]

Haverford West....darkest SW Wales

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mazda-323-glx-e-x ... 4153d1ba7c

 

Nice dream machine for someone, It even had a fancy steering wheel cover, £495 or best offer.

[Inspector Morose]

^ If that's the car I think it is; it is as good as it looks in the pics. I'd pay the full asking to drive around the mean streets of Cradley in that.

IIRC he used to have an equally immaculate 2.0 Dedra auto with Alcantara interior too. I wonder if that'll come up on the bay?

[trigger]

Oh my, That Lancia is stunning!

 

 

The £1900 BIN doesn't sound unreasonable neither, You'd be bound to turn a few heads at a show in it.

 

On another note

 

http://ipswich.gumtree.com/ipswich/15/67392715.html

 

These Jag S-Types aren't worth much are they, Ok so this is a 3.0 V6 with no tax or mot but £1200 doesn't sound like crazy money to me.

[Alexg]

Autotrader OMGs

 

1980 Colt 'time warp'

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

20k Maxi

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Cracking '84' 205

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

More-door '85' 900 with years MOT

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Moted till June XJS, £825

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

[trigger]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-7-CWT-1100 ... 20b49ea300

 

This is what Pog should be driving for work

 

 

I'd love to own this myself, I really do

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C190226/

 

This 1987 Espace 2000 TSE is cheap, It's right on Wuvvum's door step and it's only £300 with mot until may.

[retrogeezer]

Oh my, That Lancia is stunning!

 

 

The £1900 BIN doesn't sound unreasonable neither, You'd be bound to turn a few heads at a show in it.

Thats the one I saw on the M40 a few months back:

 

[barrett]

It's been on-and-off the 'bay for a long time now, was up for about £5K iirc, so £1900 doesn't seem too bad. I think there are only 4 of these on the road too

[Gompo]

Surprised there's been no mention of this:

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C177718/

 

Feeling confident?

 

 

The vehicle details for VMG 23M are:

 

Date of Liability 01 09 1989

 

http://www.carandclassic.com/car/C168396/

 

 

 

The Rekord below has been for sale for ages, I posted it a good few months back when it was on Autotrader. Still looks hot stuff though:

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Opel-Rek ... 0666240000

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Some choice advisory words from Leonard Hatred would be good to see on the Q&A section.

 

Such as why have you added wanky Alfa grafix and shitty Lancia alloys to a rusty Alfa 6...rather than fixing the rusty bits.

 

Because you're an Alfisti, and probably Alfisting yourself.

[wuvvum]

I would love to run around in this little thing. Probably the wrong time of year to be using an '80s Lancia as a daily though.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I have recently been inspired by Carlo's love for his 405 automatics, so I had a bid on one. Unfortunately my snipe account had run out of beans, so rather than pay some more to renew it, I chose to use a different, free one. The problem with this is that the free one is wank and chucks the bid in with enough time to make a fuggin cuppa soup before the end of the auction. SO I ended up getting sniped myself and lost out for the sake of £2. I wonder if that will teach me not to be so fuggin tight.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260679903281

 

Looks supa tidy, and now its getting sent to Nigeria (top bidder has bought a pile of old mercs and toyotas as well) thanks to my stinginess. IDIOT

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey check out this scorpio 2.0, only 31k from new, looks a total minter

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260680881061

 

Bidding has just jumped fomr £1100 to £3000 in one go!!!! Nice as it is I cant seee it being worth £3000, looking forward to the relist.

[trigger]

Hey Bol, Use the free egay snipper on here http://www.goofbay.com/ I've used it a few times and it's pretty good. You can change the timer from 60-2 seconds.