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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Hubba hubba! I'd pay £850 for that little honey. I am drunk though. We had an red A-reg GTE for years. Can't imagine the 1200 is much fun though, even the autograssers might turn their noses up at that.

AlsoMike Rank: BL Wedge

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Can't imagine the 1200 is much fun though, even the autograssers might turn their noses up at that.

 

The 1200 isn't too bad really, they thrash along quite nicely.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Thanks, Barrett - I like to think I'm taking a lead from David Cameron, just doing my bit as we all pull together to build a Shite Society.

 

More bargin Serbz.

 

Check out the company this €300 Krautina's keeping!

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... aunus_16l/

 

Thank you sir, may I have another! Also €300. Like a great many of Serbia's burgeoning stock of shite, this also runs on LPG.

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas5 ... taunus_gl/

 

Doubt there's much love for the "VW Buba" on here, but damn they're cheap in Serbia. Loads like this for €300. Also plenty of tidy looking Mk1 Golfs at one nice price: fuck-all.

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... agen_buba/

 

Not much wrong with this 125p for €350.

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... iat_125_p/

 

Taxi for Mr Milosevic! These are my second-favourite Ladas. This one does gas FTW. An old Lada converted to LPG by some bloke down a Belgrade backstreet? What could possibly go wrong! €400.

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas651115/lada_1200/

 

Not quite up to the standard of a certain orange example, but this is a whole lotta Kadett B for €400.

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... _kadett_b/

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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What an excellent selection.

 

Hmm how easy would it be to import a car from Serbia I wonder?

cms206 Rank: Lancia Gamma

cms206

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What an excellent selection.

 

Hmm how easy would it be to import a car from Serbia I wonder?

 

 

Probably not all that difficult, to be honest. Don't think Serbia's in the EU so that may be a stumbling block? Poland's full of rammle as well it appears - who could overlook this http://allegro.pl/polonez-fso-1-5-1980-rok-i1256370314.html for only £620?

 

Hereharehere - I had a kermit green '76 Wartburg 353 Tourist. It spectacularly failed to get me back from the Czech Republic and was single handedly capable of being the worst car I've ever owned. It's now been stolen, and I'm looking for another one... definate 24 carat gold shite!

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This advert's been up for ages so it may be a repost.

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The first owner had the van from 1989 to 2006 and appears to have been a very particular man. There are several letters written by him to the service dealer in which he reviews the work they’ve done, critiques it, questions it, criticizes it and even praises it occasionally. In one he questions the charge for checking and topping up his power steering fluid as the amount of dust on the cap would indicate that it hadn’t been touched! The correspondence itself is a good read and paints a detailed picture of how ‘particular’ this guy was. My favourite line in one of the letters is ‘After some persistence on my part, Brian Monroe* (I’ve sussed that he must have been the dealership owner) appeared and he also admitted he knew nothing of the matter….More than 5 weeks have now passed, and on contacting Brian today I understand that an opportunity……I also understand that Brian will be indisposed for an undefined period, staring now.’

 

The owner, having been unsatisfied with the service he was receiving starting hiring a mechanic from the dealership for the day to come to his property and service his van under his watchful eye. Included in the history are detailed service schedules, check lists, advisory notes and reminders made by the mechanic and the owner.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Serbia's not in the EU yet, but I've no useful idea what that implies for the ease of shite-exportation. Probably just a simple matter of handing grubby wads of hard currency to some dead-eyed border guard with an AK47, then driving it back home and being prosecuted for war crimes.

 

In the meantime, check these boys out:

 

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Does this bloke have any idea what he's sitting on here? Evidently not, judging by those wheel trims and the €700 price tag.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas5 ... mk1_1100l/

 

Fair few R18s on offer. €650 for this one.

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... ault_r_18/

 

Pretty chipper 144 for €600.

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas4 ... b20_motor/

 

Couple of these going for €600...

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas4 ... _manta_cc/

 

...but personally I'd much rather have this (for €700)

 

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http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... t_c_1200s/

Claypole Rank: Austin Maxi

Claypole

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Escort is 390miles from the girlfriend's, roadtrip my dear? :lol:

 

Who are ZMServices on Ebay as they look to be importing them as well?

 

Missus says that the 700 Euros isn't a fixed price either... :shock:

 

Engine is ok and also transmission, it was garaged

and it has complete summer and winter tires, just serviced.

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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This looks nice for the price

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-AUSTIN-METRO-CITY-RED-/230533238527?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35acda0eff

 

Quite like this too:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1974-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-SDL-GOLD-/320600195056?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4aa542bff0

 

This Maxi is up for sale again, I like it, apart from the lack of rear door handles:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-AUSTIN-MAXI-1750-BLACK-/200528279381?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eb06ab755

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/MG-/2904 ... 43a21ebe66

 

This is on Ebay USA, It's for sale in Canada and has HGF suprise, suprise, The seller is after £4300 as it is or £5500 with the gasket fixed! (it's a 1995 model), He is also selling a rotten one as well for £2700.

 

My work mate is selling his tidy one for £850 ono, I might make him a offer on it and ship it over if that's what they are selling for!

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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1985 Renault Espace

 

A bit of history I read about. Espace was designed by Matra and Talbot designer, and used parts from Simca cars, including the Talbot Alpine grille. It was intended as a follow up to the Matra Rancho.

 

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Nice alloys as well (not pictured).

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Ah - now THIS is my favouritest ever Lada:

 

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€500.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas658443/lada_1600/

 

And this runs away with the ULTIM8 ZASTAVA crown:

 

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What an absolute belter for €700!

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas5 ... va_1500_e/

 

Silver

 

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€300.

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas3 ... tava_poly/

 

Bronze (though I'm not wholly convinced that this isn't just a straight-up Fiat 850 coupe... with fantastically wrong sideskirts)

 

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€1100

 

http://www.polovniautomobili.com/oglas6 ... port_kupe/

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Capri-Mk3-3- ... 0504044832

 

was being built to race

 

Borg Warner 65 3 Speed auto gearbox

 

Fuggin wars, that would have been a fearsome track weapon alright - I reckon it would have pissed a 24-sec 1/4. Shame you're giving up on it, it really looks seriously mean as well. Ah well, I'm looking forward to your next project. What is it, a fuggin autocross LDV Pilot? :roll: COCKHOUSE

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Hmm, VOSA definitley wont be ordering that off the road at the first possible opportunity! Actually they will.

 

Mini Pickup Body (only) this was attached to a Daihatsu Sportrak 4x4 Chassis with the intention of making a "one off" jeep.....

 

Plans have changed so this bodyshell has been removed for someone to restore it to an ORIGINAL Mini 95 Pickup?

 

Restore to original eh?

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-AUSTIN-MORRIS-MINI-95-BLUE-/290483528278

 

Yeah thats gonna happen!!! Just weigh it in and save yourself a FVF FFS.

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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Proper LOLZ at Mr B!

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