Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Station]

Haha @ old person bath and warpy Hyundai! What is going on with that?!

I found myself slipping over in the shower the other day. Not just slipping, but legs frantically trying to find purchase on the bath floor, ripping the shower curtain down before spinning round and landing on my arse, and frigging HURTING my bastard self. I know how it feels to want a walk in bath.

 

That Alpine isn't the one stuck in that hole is it? It's shame, I think it's one of the nicest cars ever made!

 

It's a it's St-st-st-st-st-st, it's a St-st-, a Stanza:

 

 

Taxed and MOT'd, who needs a new car?

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-LAND-ROVER-1 ... 0478644194

look at this Land Rover mobile accomodation device. It's freaking class man!

[Station]

That does look cozy - seems a bit small from the outside photo though. Is he using a fish eye lens or something? Handy having a place to sleep as these are about 9mpg! GR8 for running out of fuel.

[pogweasel]

It says it's on LPG, you're alomost getting close to sensible running costs

[Tayne]

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[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-FORD-ESCORT- ... 20b125f076

 

 

 

Well detailed army replica

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-treka-fiesta ... 2c54ad8513

probably needs minor works for mot etc.. i have no keys and it starts on a screw driver . all the paperwork has been misplaced

Whats not to like at £400 start.

 

 

 

Good for giant finger attack

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MERCURY-COUG ... 335d7344c0

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Datsun-180B-yello ... 4aa185965a

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1970-Ford-Transit ... 3f00116173

[Mr Lobster]

Is this / was this belonginging to someone hereabouts?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FIAT-REGATA- ... 0573622008

[Alexg]

OMG - Ratlook Hood Ride etc etc

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-VIVA-DEL ... 414fc26740

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-FORD-ESCORT- ... 4aa1a411cc

Last on road 1991

 

 

Renault 5 to safe for you? check this...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-1984-Renault ... 1c12dd98bd

 

 

Great for Sooty

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-BEDFORD-WHIT ... 3cad784bcc

12 photos..... all black and white

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-SUNNY-CLAS ... 3a5b331151

YOU ARE BIDDING ON A NISSN SUNNY WHICH IS NOW A CLASSIC DUE TO ITS AGE

Well, lets not go nuts

 

ITS TAX EXEMPT

 

 

 

Wow, some propper shite

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yugo-Zastava-/230 ... 35a99ea774

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Contact Zoran

 

 

 

Enjoy the sun... Autoshite style

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VAUXHALL-NOV ... 3f00065727

 

 

Can I get a WTF....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INTERESTING-FIAT- ... 335d65e634

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1-kind-MARINA-COU ... 0490011765

I think we have see nthis Marina Sprint Coupe before, though I don't think it had that Ital Face before

[RedSparrow]

WHOA!

Mutant Marina FTW!

[Alexg]

Holy cow this is hot

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-Ford-Pinto-s ... 35a9a0c9af

 

 

Rare

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-FIAT-MIRAFIO ... 3cad71883a

 

 

 

CROMA!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-CROMA-ie-/22 ... 335d9a03f1

This Fiat Croma has been unused for 10 years,dry stored

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-TOYOTA-CAROL ... 2ead5fd221

 

32,000 miles

 

Look

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-PEUGEOT-309- ... 3cad9a614e

66,000 miles

No Rerserve!!

[Spiny Norman]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1977-LAND-ROVER-1 ... 0478644194

look at this Land Rover mobile accomodation device. It's freaking class man!

I've just managed to snap the hand brake cable!! Unfortunatly im not going to be able to get the cable and fit it before the auction end so if it sells it will have no hand brake.

GR8 4 rolling down hills.

[bones96]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... :MESELX:IT

[GJR 11L]

Translation required for this one please!

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

What a looker these are.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/58057274.htm?ca=12_s

 

thi ones a one-owner job, about £500

[Guest]

I was following a 306 the other day which inexplicably had a "SYSTEM PORSCHE" sticker on the back. What was that all about I wonder.

[whitevanman]

Is this / was this belonginging to someone hereabouts?

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FIAT-REGATA- ... 0573622008

I was for sale in PC 2 years ago as I almost bought it, was in Lockerbie then if I remember correctly.

[Cavcraft]

And the award for the best described/photographed ebay car of ever goes to this BX...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-CITROEN-BX16 ... 27b227c835

 

Don't all rush at once.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1995-ROVER-STERLING-WHITE-/220613835586

 

This car started its road life as Nigel Masell's road car.

(I don't have proof of this, but I have seen the proof shown to me by the owner before last.) But with some research you can check this out for yourself.

Thanks for that. If you're going to make a claim about your car, then cheerfully admit you have no proof whatsoever, why not make a better one? 'Geri Halliwell has has sex in this car' for example. Then let the new owner 'check it out for himself'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-ROVER-820-16V-RED-series-1-/140411985431

 

HOT HOT HOT

[CIH]

It's a it's St-st-st-st-st-st, it's a St-st-, a Stanza:

 

 

Taxed and MOT'd, who needs a new car?

I needs a car and could mooch about in a stanza. Would much rather get me S12 back on the road though....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-PEUGEOT-405-GLX-TURBO-DIESEL-RED-1-OWNER-LOW-MILES-/330437921836

 

This guy has an honorary degree from the 'ebay school of maths'

 

THE MILEAGE IS 207000 MILES BUT ANOTHER ENGINE WAS PUT IN AT 110000 MILES, SO ONLY DONE 90000 MILES, WHICH IS LOW AND IT WAS A LATER ENGINE WHICH WAS TAKEN FROM A( PEUGEOT 406) THAT HAD ONLY HAVE DONE 26000 MILES

[Station]

That makes no sense at all!!!

[meggersdog]

And the award for the best described/photographed ebay car of ever goes to this BX...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-CITROEN-BX16 ... 27b227c835

 

Don't all rush at once.

Marty/Father Ted should give this guy some pointers in listing a BX

[Father Ted]

And the award for the best described/photographed ebay car of ever goes to this BX...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-CITROEN-BX16 ... 27b227c835

 

Don't all rush at once.

Marty/Father Ted should give this guy some pointers in listing a BX

Athena sir?

Beige sir?

That be Muck sir!

 

I has emailed for some pictures and with a comprehensive list of every metal part asking if its rusty yet. I wait with baited breath!

[FredTransit]

That's got to be THE briefest and laziest listing I have ever seen! The seller couldn't even be arsed to fill out all of the boxes.

[Station]

For Sale: Car

Has some wheels.

 

Q: Can you you send me some pictures of car

Seller: F*cking hell, leave me alone.

[mattblack]

This car started its road life as Nigel Masell's road car.

Who the feck is Nigel Masell?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

 

My great aunt passed the car to my wife who used it for the school run and shopping trips. She was retired to a garage in the spring of 1986. The ravages of time attacked her but she stayed in the garage till last year when we decided to convert the garage to a living room and regrettably she had to be towed outside

That's no way to treat your wife!

 

she needs her bodywork replacing where the rust is coming through.

O RLY?

 

My father in law removed the spark plugs and the engine will now not rotate via the fan - I do not know whether this caused it.

Yes, removing the plugs caused it. It has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with the fact that it's been sat for 24 years...

 

the spare seems to have a leak and will not pump up.

Fuck it, I'm not interested then...

[wuvvum]

Here's my old 323 Turbo back up for sale. Good to see the bloke's had his money's worth out of it...

 

[Cavcraft]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TALBOT-SUNBEAM-TI ... 335d6bc12b

 

Love one of these, are they effected by the same sort of moron tax that Mk1/2 Escorts attract?