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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Rover 45 2.0 V6 with lepertronic gearbox, a rare machine this one and deemed one of 2001's worst cars by CAR magazine, i'd love one!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-45-V6-2-0-CONNOISSEUR-/220609880872

 

Never seen one go for a few hundred quid yet though, so still outta my price range. I am led to believe it takes a crack team of F1 pit lane engineers 4 days to do the cambelt on em or something.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/modified-astra-mk ... 3cad43cd55

 

If you think the bodywork and colour scheme are bad wait 'til you check out the engine.

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Oh dear. I bet his nan wasn't pleased. 'Pride and joy' 'a car not to be missed dont miss out and kick your self later' :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/nissan-micra-k11- ... 45f2e8b787

 

But I do like this even if slightly scene taxed...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CORTINA-MK1- ... 23073202fb

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You'd need to be a pretty hardcore renner perv to want to get involved with this POS.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VERY-RARE-RENAULT-EXTRA-PICK-UP-LHD-NEEDS-RESTORING-/220610285265

 

In france it is acceptable to repair the floor with fibreglass and this has been done to it. It will need the floors cut out and replacements welded in. I have got the complete floor section out of a renault extra that is suitable to use as repair panels. The sills will also need tidying and the front end body panels re-fitted.

Hmm, rather you than me!
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Rover 45 2.0 V6 with lepertronic gearbox, a rare machine this one and deemed one of 2001's worst cars by CAR magazine, i'd love one!

Crikey, I think that must be the most likely "going wrong" combo you could possibly own. Wonder what would be first to kill it - headgasket, autobox or immobiliser problem? Shame as I suspect it's probably a reasonably good drive, if I recall Vic drove one at some point and seemed to think it was nice enough.
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Be like me!!!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-1800-LANDCRAB-/110536787297

 

Cant recomend these cars highly enough, easy to drive, super comfy and quite capable of keeping up with modern traffic, plus I get 30-32 mpg outta mine no sweat. This one looks smarter than mine, be interested to see what it makes as i'm thinking of punting mine on.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Only 26,000 miles on this MG Maestro

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-MINT-MG-ROVER-MAESTRO-EFI-WHITE-GREY-LEATHER-INT-/290438037961

 

Looks nice, like but £3900? Hopeful, and that photo suggests the seller has some mild mental issues. If your selling your 'best remaining example' of a ccar, for top money, why not take a fuggin half-decent pic of it instead of using MS paint to block out the view of your ex-council semi in the background? :roll:

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The lesser-spotted Alfa 75 'Mk1' in 2.5V6 flavour. Its clocking this kind of oddball shitter on eBay, that makes my car mojo come flooding back. No tax or MOt, and left hand drive.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Alfa-Romeo-75-2-5V6-/250637604420

That's exactly the sort of thing my Dad would buy,& then move it around various lock-ups for the next ten years or so :lol:
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/classic-cars-made-england-/230478247826

 

i am a english man living in germany and because i cannot sell it over heir i am trying to sell it back to england the car is in perfect condishon and will withaut eney problems com thruow the englich M.O.T.

Christ, if this guy is english, imagine what his german must be like. Also has cleverly failed to mention in the advert title, what it actually is he's selling. Verdict: HALFWIT
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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A few old shitters that I've seen this morning.

 

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1983 Fiat 121 Mirafiori CL

 

Bet this would be a world of rust pain to restore.

 

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1988 Nissan Bluebird 1.8 Turbo Executive

 

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1983 Vauxhall Astra 1300 S L

 

This is a stunner, Lots of photos but no write up :roll: but only 19000 miles, £2499 is a bit steep though.

 

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1980 Fiat 131 Sport

 

Another old Fiat, I can see this making bit more then the last one though.

 

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1984 Renault 11 GTL

 

Irish Renny with 1 owner from new.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Christ there's hundreds of car's being listed this morning in the free listing weekend!.

 

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1976 Alfa Romeo Alfetta 1.6

 

I remember this being on ebay a while back, Seem to remember it belonging to a old girl who had won it in a Sun newspaper competition, I forget what it sold for back then. Still love it though!.

 

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1976 Rover SD1 3500 V8

 

Mega early P plater!.

 

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1981 Austin Maxi 1750 HLS

 

Brown maxi's are for WINNAS!

 

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Ford Cortina Convertible

 

It's that dodgy looking Cortina that Rootes photoed the other day!

 

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1994 Renault Extra Pick Up

 

Just looks like a van with it's back half cut of to me, £750 sounds about £700 to much as well.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Alfa is too beautiful for words. I would like to sneak it upstairs into my bedroom and never let it out, feeding it scraps and playing loud death metal to drown out its cries.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1987 Rover 820 Si

 

1 Old boy owner from new and only 21000 miles!

 

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1984 Mitsubishi Colt

 

£200 buys you this bad boy.

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131 looks tasty...wonder why he didn't change or paint the oil filter though!

 

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NNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH

Do it. You know you want it :twisted:

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