Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

4.5k · February 21, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-ROVER-ME ... 2ebbb37459

'Here we have what started life as a Really nice Metro GTA with around 32,000miles 2 owner car. Seems to be clean and rust free which is very rare.It has then had a full straight jacket wearing, penile infection suffering WANKLORD ruin it.

ARRGGGHHH!!!!

That has actually made me really bloody angry!

Also, when I first saw that Mazda I thought it was a Leyland Force 7. Hmmm.

43,235 · February 21, 2012

5409 mileaged Nova saloon

JUST PICKED THIS CAR UP FROM AN OLD LADY'S HOUSE WHO HAS RECENTLY PASSED AWAY

UNFORTUNATELY WHEN THE HOUSE WAS BEEN CLEARED THE SERVICE BOOK AND THE LOGBOOK WAS TOSSED INTO THE SKIP

I LIKE SHOUTING

3.8k · February 21, 2012

Even I like that Nova.

129,879 · February 21, 2012

That Nova is lovely.

Right, to comensate for twattish Metro wrecker, have a non-twattish vendor selling a non-twattish car with a non-twattish asvert:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-F-Volvo- ... 3cc22a4447

Ã‚Â£238, no res. with just under a day to go. I see a potentially cheap nice runabout here and despite short test it just seems to exude MOT confidence, if that makes sense?

43,235 · February 21, 2012

I'VE MISSED PLACED V5 SO NEED TO APPREL OF ONE

129,879 · February 21, 2012

NOT NITESKOOL FOTOGRAFFEE FLASH DAYLITE

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-berth-touri ... 3cc29d0821

*O/t sorry but the two pictures are so pant pissingly awful I thought it worthy of a mention.

25,012 · February 21, 2012

NOT NITESKOOL FOTOGRAFFEE FLASH DAYLITE

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-berth-touri ... 3cc29d0821

*O/t sorry but the two pictures are so pant pissingly awful I thought it worthy of a mention.

4.5k · February 21, 2012

I'VE MISSED PLACED V5 SO NEED TO APPREL OF ONE

THIS HAS MADE ME MORE ANGRY!!!

129,879 · February 21, 2012

One for our truck fans now.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAF-2500-TRAC ... 231a3d8b53

Hope it escapes the export people, you don't see many of these now and they were quite a rugged old thing apparantly.

43,235 · February 21, 2012

SUM OV THE UPGREADS THIS CAR HAS
SCORPIO BUCET SEATS.
WOLF RACEING ALLOYS

Credit due for picking the best angle of the front

43,235 · February 21, 2012

my girlfriend doesn't like so thats why i'm selling. She's been to the moon and back

4.8k · February 21, 2012

I quite like the Metro, at least they have done a good job of fitting the bodykit and painted it!

And why is it always w4nkers that manage to get these uber low mileage oap owned cars like that lovely Nova?

3,330 · February 21, 2012

I think it would probably quite easy to dewanker that Metro, the bodykit's probably not that well attached by the look of it.

Plus the Nova seller will be a car recovery person I bet, as with that gold Montego a few pages back the family just wants rid of mums old car etc. At least he's selling it on and not breaking it or something.

February 21, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-ROVER-ME ... 2ebbb37459

'Here we have what started life as a Really nice Metro GTA with around 32,000miles 2 owner car. Seems to be clean and rust free which is very rare.It has then had a full straight jacket wearing, penile infection suffering WANKLORD ruin it.

I prefer the two wheeler behind...oh and a number plate for The Hoff too. Must be worth megabukzzzzzzzzz

February 22, 2012

.

At first glance I assumed this to be an unremarkable and badly finished GP long wheelbase buggy, but spookily just opened a 1984 issue of "Kit Car" whereupon a pic of probably this very car jumped out. Produced by Limited Edition in Warrington, that well known epicentre of buggy culture, the "Californian" dune buggy really was a style free zone. Given the fact that 1984 was about 1 million years after the buggy boom, and there were much nicer ones around I would not be surprised if this was the only one produced, the lights, gas cap and fittings all match the old B/W pic which unfortunately can't be produced here as my scanner's foobar'ed

Not earth shattering news, but a hopefully might stir someone into saving it for posterity rather than robbing the engine

129,879 · February 22, 2012

*PAGING R9LUKE*

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-18-Es ... 3a70e7d414

'I'll leave it up to you the buyer to decide it's fate'

129,879 · February 22, 2012

What's not to like here?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-230T ... 2ebbb6a117

Thatt, to me, is the absolute definition of 'old school money'. It looks like just the kind of thing some well to do old boy would buy then fit a towbar so he can take his four inch square trailer to the tip once every leap year.

4.5k · February 22, 2012

What's parked next to that 18? Usually I'm not bad at working it out from something like just a roofline (nerd) but this has me stumped.

1.6k · February 22, 2012

*PAGING R9LUKE*

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-18-Es ... 3a70e7d414

One for Mr. RENOMAD of this parish. Opposite end of the country for me, etc etc

1.6k · February 22, 2012

What's parked next to that 18? Usually I'm not bad at working it out from something like just a roofline (nerd) but this has me stumped.

Opel Kadett?

129,879 · February 22, 2012

Mk3 Cortina?

Opel/Vauxhall Senator.

Iveco Cargo, possibly an MAN?

4,380 · February 22, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-KIT-CAR ... 595wt_1270

4.5k · February 22, 2012

Yeah I meant the red thing. You could be right about it being a Vauxhall.

25,012 · February 22, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIKE-KIT-CAR-UNIQUE-16V-TWIN-CAM-HEAD-TURNER-/180824328060?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a19f8477c#ht_595wt_1270

Bugger me, what a complete mess. I wonder if the bloke has ever stood back, looked at it and just burst into tears.

I HAVE MANAGED TO CHASE A CATERHAM SEVEN OVER HARDNOTT PASS UNTILL HE WAS SO FED UP OF ME OUT HANDLING HIM HE PULLED OVER TO ALLOW ME TO PASS

No mate, no you fucking haven't. The bloke was probably just out for a Sunday drive with his missus, and saw you come flying up behind him like some kind of spastic tripod version of Duel, decided it best to get out of your way seeing as you clearly aren't of sound mind.

If just removing one of the rear wheels of a metro then moving the other one to the middle made a vehicle "handle" so amazingly well, don't you think you'd see trikes being driven by people without major learning disabilities?

28,547 · February 22, 2012

Deffo a Senator. Or a Carlton. Possibly. Or an Opel Rekord of course. Tell you what, I'll shut up now.

129,879 · February 22, 2012

Hmm, quite similar but might be a Mk1 Carlton.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL ... 3a70450d0a

3,011 · February 22, 2012

Its a Carlton.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3038663

47,365 · February 22, 2012

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/289063459.htm?ca=2_s

I have added a rear section from a Volvo 240 estate

February 22, 2012

J Tin on a J plate

Uber late Bluebird on GUMTree

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/nissan-bluebird-18-gs-4dr-saloon-1991-j-red-true-classic/96992564

129,879 · February 22, 2012

SALTY SENATOR TIME

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OPEL-SENATOR- ... 53ebb2e48a

'possibly to a careless seagul'

Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

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