Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

47,364 · January 13, 2012

405 Mi-16 Le Mans spec-ed par excellence! Looks nice, bet it won't be cheap.

SCTSH_ANDY has had one of these for TIME immemorial. The bottom end is borked and he can't be arsed selling it because of all the OMGUVEGTALEMANSANDURNOTRESTORINGUPLEB types.

He's taking the bits he wants off it, and then binning it. Shame really, it's pretty solid, sitting next to our lock up.

Why doenst he have a crack at sorting it out then?

129,594 · January 13, 2012

Much ADO about nothing.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-1300-/ ... 3cc0ee3204

'The car is in reasonably good condition'

January 13, 2012

you hit 13,500rpm at which point you grab second with a swift cluthless change

13,500 RPM in first gear!

28,416 · January 13, 2012

Now this looks like a nice miserable way to get to work

HOLYFUCKINGJESUSANDALLTHESAINTS

5 speed 150 BHP Yamaha FZR1000cc Exu engine

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3536201.htm

There's no emoticon strong enough. Fucking hell! I've had three of the proper old-style 500s, this is insane. I so want it!

1.2k · January 13, 2012

Now this looks like a nice miserable way to get to work

HOLYFUCKINGJESUSANDALLTHESAINTS

5 speed 150 BHP Yamaha FZR1000cc Exu engine

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3536201.htm

There's no emoticon strong enough. Fucking hell! I've had three of the proper old-style 500s, this is insane. I so want it!

i think a pair or heavy duty earplugs would be in order though

129,594 · January 13, 2012

Autoshite colours, Retro-Rides car:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Jetta-mk2- ... 3370865829

To be perfectly honest I reckon it looks absolutely shit.

129,594 · January 13, 2012

Apparantly if you look hard enough there's a car in this advert somewhere.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-AUDI-S4- ... 43aba119a3

'Model Not Included'

28,416 · January 13, 2012

Agreed, Billy! Who would? I mean really, come on, look at it; who the fuck would?

86,972 · January 13, 2012

I never get the point of putting that. Sure it makes people look at your ad but you'll get people turning up wanting to shag your bird rather than buy your car.

129,594 · January 13, 2012

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3518078.htm

Bad points, bodywork not perfect

Understatement of the year.

28,416 · January 13, 2012

Erm, ooops! My comments were about the Jetta, but perhaps on closer inspection, they could apply to the Audi too... And if she must wear a basque with suspenders attached, shouldn't she wear the stockings with it?

86,972 · January 13, 2012

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3518078.htm

Bad points, bodywork not perfect

Understatement of the year.

I wouldn't even give a miniature Yorkshire terrier for that.

12,955 · January 13, 2012

Perhaps the most expensive way to look like a fuggin berk.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-P ... 19ccb8cbf3

where would you find another Rolls Royce Phantom for this price.

Its not a Phantom

12,955 · January 13, 2012

Ã‚Â£500 cannot be better spent than this...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-1 ... 19ccb7fbe2

86,972 · January 13, 2012

Ã‚Â£500 cannot be better spent than this...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-1 ... 19ccb7fbe2

I'd love that it looks really tidy especially for the miles.

86,972 · January 13, 2012

Another nice estate. 420GSi, 49K Ã‚Â£595 quid. It needs a new alternator but I can't think that'd be too dear.

Nothing sells a car like the old bonnet up shot

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-ROVER-420-GSI-16V-TOURER-GREEN-6-MONTH-MOT-/220932274703?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item337096fa0f

Mercedes cl500 for sale, excellent bodywork and interior, unmolested edition with lots of extas

Sounds nice.

few hazard warning lights (abs) along with a slight running problem. 9 out of ten times the car will start and drive perfect, the power is brilliant but the odd time it will start no problem but will go into limp mode but to rectify it all I do is stop and restart the car and it drives perfect again, its never annoyed me enough to get it fixed

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CL500-stunning-car-MOT-and-tax-/270892047619?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f126c9d03

12,955 · January 13, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SNGGER-GAZELL ... 1e6a317643

1

SNGGER GAZELL

2

1963 SNGGER GAZELL

3

SNGGER GAZELL DRY STORED

3 times a retard

12,955 · January 13, 2012

Late Chevette looking smart

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VAUXHALL ... 27c257e2e3

4,107 · January 13, 2012

Corolla, no reserve!

LOOK AT ME!!! ME! ME111!!!11!!!!1!!! WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKKKKIIINNNNGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!11111!!!1!!!??????????

And breathe...

TD Cav, with T+T. A much more civilsed way to travel, I'm sure you'll agree.

Celica McD's Car Park Special. Cheap part-worns on the front + bleach = girl impressing burnouts.*

Bubbling under 2000E Saffy, not perfect but I still would.

129,594 · January 13, 2012

Cav is hunny, sort of glad I'm skint really!

Right, this is MEGA and (although I suspect ten grand is way over priced) I'd roll in it no danger.

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/2428180/erf_1959_truck/

F*ck knows how it's MOT exempt mind.

62,085 · January 13, 2012

F*ck knows how it's MOT exempt mind.

IIRC any commercial vehicle first used before 1963 and which isn't used for the transport of goods is automatically MoT exempt these days.

129,594 · January 13, 2012

Cheers Wuvvum!

9,529 · January 13, 2012

It's Friday the 13th, what could possibly go wrong?

4,107 · January 13, 2012

I scream, you scream, we all scream for...

...a Pinto Tranny ice cream van. Slap a Cosseh in it, and call it retro.

406 2.1TD Exec, seems like a suitably 'Shitey saloon for the thrusting young exec.

Xant SX TD, with most of a year's ticket - urgent sale Ã‚Â£400!

January 13, 2012

Apparantly if you look hard enough there's a car in this advert somewhere.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-AUDI-S4- ... 43aba119a3

'Model Not Included'

Item condition: Used

1,982 · January 14, 2012

It's Friday the 13th, what could possibly go wrong?

That is a massive bargain at Ã‚Â£2.5k with 44k miles. The 2.0 DynamIque is shit though. When you're buying a car like that is HAS to be an automatic V6 cruiser with all the toys (half of which won't work, but it's nice to have the buttons to look at). Love that colour though.

86,972 · January 14, 2012

R9UKE if I wanted an avantime to use daily, not blow up and possible LPG convert I guess I want the v6 BUT what do I need to look out for and what spec should I look for?

4,107 · January 14, 2012

CZ 505, dead handy for popping down to the shops. The decadent fucking western imperialist scum pigdog shops, mind. Down with your Costa's coffee and M+S Y-fronts...

1,982 · January 14, 2012

R9UKE if I wanted an avantime to use daily, not blow up and possible LPG convert I guess I want the v6 BUT what do I need to look out for and what spec should I look for?

Biggest thing is the cambelt. Engine out job on the V6, but not on the 2.0 so if you're going for the V6, make sure it's been done. An invoice within my cars service history shows that the previous owner paid Renault Ã‚Â£1800 for the job The V6 also chews through ignition coils, but they're only Ã‚Â£25 from GSF and easy to change.

Rear wheel bearings are a common failure. You can write off the CD Changer and the heated seats. Alloy wheel corrosion happens as does bubbling of the silver roof rails. Also the central armrest brackets break, as does the catch for the central dash drawer. The great thing about the car is that every fault more or less happens to every single car, and the Avantime Owners Site have repair guides on most.

Spec wise, it's either the 2.0 Dynamique or the 3.0 V6 Privilege. The Dynamique does without auto wipers, auto dimming mirror, parking sensors, electric heated windscreen and only has part leather. The Privilege could be specced up further with special "Exception Packs" (Ã‚Â£2000 extra) featuring two tone leather in mad colours which also covers the dashboard. The Dynamique's interior looks rubbish in comparison. Mine has the Nautical Blue Exception Pack:

Sorry to bore you to death but I've been without the thing since before Christmas and I'm suffering

47,364 · January 14, 2012

OMG PATINA OVERLOAD!

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/275092285.htm?ca=20_s

"I am selling my 2cv which is still in working order though it needs to be restored"

Ã¢â€šÂ¬500

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