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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The point our Scottish friend is trying to make is, I believe, that the dinosaur looks like a GIANT KNOB, an attribute shared by the owner of the VW

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

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Pretty obvious now you've mentioned it. You can apply it to me to. Doh!

 

Collosal cock.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That was the first thing i thought!, The dinosaurs head looks like a giant bellend about to thrust it's self up the rear of the terrified happy camper.

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Obviously some of you have more experience than I do with what a dick looks like about to enter you. :mrgreen:

 

I plead ignorance. Happily so.

I didn't make that connection, I just thought it looked like a bell-end.

 

However:

HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN WEB PAGE ON FACEBOOK, SO LOOK HIM UP - WARREN THE WESTY
ALL I ASK IS THAT WHOEVER BUYS HIM, CONTINUES HIS FACEBOOK PAGE SO WE CAN ALL SEE WHAT FUN HE HAS IN THE FUTURE!

 

Verdict: Mentalist

That's just asking to be "unfriended" by the successful buyer, and then send the vendor links to adventures that he can't then see.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-LAND-ROV ... 4aae19ce08

 

'I swapped the engine block and head gasket and now can not start the car can only start dragging, and also occasionally suffocation, I think the problem is the engine head is short...'

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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What a terrible fucktard.

 

GR0.27981 use of the Queens English too. :roll:

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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This looks okay, crappy coloured booted hatch, should be prime AS material...

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Not bad eh? But, it's nigh on £1000 with just under 12 hours left? Shurley shome mishtake?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190567276042? ... 1423.l2649

 

Looks nice, needs a bit of OMGHOTMIGACTION

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Recent mot PHAIL after being stored for 14 years, not too bad I spose... 850sheets.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250874831529? ... 1423.l2649

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

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Are you looking for a 'blue roadster'? I've got just the thing.

 

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Don't worry, the extremely detailed descripition will answer any questions you may have...

 

1973 blue roadster spoke wheels in good condition reason for selling? have had it for 3years and have not used it much.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/blue-roadster ... 415cc80fb3

 

...But that ad is like War and Peace compared to this..

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/cars-motorcyc ... 27bdbb19a0

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Ooooh that Sunny coupe is awesome I wants it I does! 5-speeder too.

 

Shame it's not an early nose one but that can be rectified!

garycox Rank: Renault 16

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Wow, that Marina is AWESOME

 

He completely fails to mention the non-matching driver's seat though! And is that a rear wiper?!

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