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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Please tell me Dollywobbler isn't in that picture! :shock:

 

Thankfully I'm not. Though I was there. Dressed as a schoolgirl...

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That Princess is the absolute spit of my old one. Same colour, same spec, same interior. Except mine was nowhere near as clean as that. :oops:

 

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At the top right corner of this photo you can just make out the house where I bought my Allegro from.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Blimming heck, check out this little beauty. Will stick neck on line and say that's very well priced too...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-H-VAUXHALL-N ... 35b3b4b42c

 

'WAS KEPT BY ITS OWNER FOR 2 YEARS THEN PART EXCHANGED FOR A NEW CAR, IT WAS THEN RESOLD AS A NETWORK Q USED CAR ON 01/06/1993 WITH 10,875 MILES (BILL OF SALE PRESENT FOR THE SUM OF £4550.00) IT WAS SOLD TO A MR. CRANSTON WHO LIVES LOCALLY WHO KEPT THE CAR UNTIL 09/07/2010 (17++ YEARS IN THE SAME OWNERSHIP) WHEN IT WAS SOLD TO A RELATIVE WHO THEN IN TURN SOLD IT TO HIS SON WHO HAS JUST PART EXCHANGED FOR A NEWER CAR (IN THEORY ONLY 1 FORMER FAMILY KEEPER FROM NEW)'

 

Say what?

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MAESTRO-50 ... 2a12667a16

 

Too Jazzy?... Comes with mot and tax all for £250 or best offer, But what's a bucket of love?.

 

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your mate who may be a Fat balding idiot who claims to be a mechanic will be welcome to give his opinion but if I think he's a plank I may just use him for firewood. I am a fat balding idiot but at least I know what I am talking about.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What an unadulterated bellend that Maestro van seller is. Besides the fact it'sbeen ruined by someone plastering that shit all over it, there's also the matter of the following:

 

'You will not find another like this easily!! I know which is why we travel so far for the right cars!!'

 

'THIS ONE DROVE 30 MILES TO GET HERE'

 

'The mileage may increase as I do at least 40 miles a day just on the school run and we use all vehicles we have for sale on a daily basis which again proves how reliable they are as we wouldnt risk our Childrens lives would we?'

 

 

Oh aye, your wife and kids will be as safe as houses in that two seater pile of old wank.

 

Verdict?

 

EuroNcap -11/10.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1975-FORD-ESCORT- ... 3369a4c1e2

 

I've seen this lots of times at local shows, It really is a thing of beauty.

 

Unlike this!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HOTROD-CUSTOM-196 ... 3cba14eb51

 

That, believe it or not is a Vauxhall Victor FB 101, WTF!

 

SPENT £8,750 OVER LAST 3 MONTHS ALONE (with hundres of receipts)

 

STOPPED COST COUNTING AT £12,000 - JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY

gricer Rank: Austin Maxi

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That poor thing is a Victor FB, but not a 101. That would be an FC.

 

I soooo want that Panhard. One of the classic newspapers recently tested an RHD PL17, which had been converted by Citroen in Slough. I don't believe there were factory-made RHD examples.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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If you have 5 minutes read this lunatics ad :lol:

 

FOR SALE FORD CAPRI 1.6L YEAR 1981 (W) – GOLD ( THE PROFESSIONAL’S CAR* / MINDERS CAR)*

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NOTE: * The car in this listing was NOT actually used in any of the TV series listing in this auction. A similar make/model and/or colour was used by charactersin The Professionals and The Minder. The TV series are mentioned only to assist buyers with identifying with the make and model of vehicle included in this listing.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CAPRI-1-6L-Y ... 3cba11e17b

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What a total fruitloop, I'm sure the lad who's selling it has never left his house in his life.

 

OPPORTUNITY FOR CONVERSION – Myself and my friend have both talked about either keeping this vehicle as per the original specification or doing a real good conversion on it. When he had the vehicle, it was wax oiled at least once possible twice, so my view is the shell and chassis should be good enough for a good conversion.

 

In reality, the original specification of the vehicle includes an AM/AM mono radio (MW/LW), only one wing mirror and no head rests. So in order for you to do a conversion, even though the interior is MINT you’d be starting from scratch with a “sporting look†/ bucket seats etc similar to a 2.8i or Brooklands!

Lacy Rank: Austin Maxi

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I love the way he winds himself up with his own imagined questions...... :lol:

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If he was younger, we could champion him for the Raymanboy-Junior role.

 

But he's not. He's 30, lives with his Mum, and spends more time on the Camera than repainting the wheels or wiping some back-to-black over the bumpers, even.

 

We need to widen the search.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It must be said as clean as the car looks, He really should have repainted those wheels first and cleaned under that bonnet!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HOTROD-CUSTOM-196 ... 3cba14eb51

 

That, believe it or not is a Vauxhall Victor FB 101, WTF!

 

SPENT £8,750 OVER LAST 3 MONTHS ALONE (with hundres of receipts)

 

STOPPED COST COUNTING AT £12,000 - JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY

 

 

I wonder if that meets the FBHVC definition of a classic vehicle.

 

i'd love to show up in that and give the cardigan wearers two fingers.

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

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THERE IS NO BUY IT NOW PRICE IT IS BIDDING ONLY

 

Price: £400.00 Buy it now

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

A beige A-reg Fiesta. Classic shite, love it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I wonder if that meets the FBHVC definition of a classic vehicle.

 

i'd love to show up in that and set fire to the f*cker..

 

What a truly hideous heap of shit that is.

 

I completely concur about the amount of times that picture's been posted.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Yep. So hideous in fact that I don't really need to see the picture quoted 15,000 times.

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Especially when it was posted two weeks ago on page 925 and page 695 back in March. My stomach still isn't right.

 

/further lennage.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

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come on, I actually think it's not that bad. :oops:

Of course, I wouldn't be seen dead in it, let alone entertain spending money to buy it, but I think it's an interesting project...though the guy who undertook it obviously wasn't a money-management specialist.

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