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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That 131 looks like a fuggin WOBFEST 2010, the paint is ridiculously bright and a different colour to the underbonnet. Theres no way i'd pay a four-figure sum for that.

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

Mike D

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It's even ready 2 toned to hide the inevitably bog laden doors / sills

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

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That 131 looks like a fuggin WOBFEST 2010, the paint is ridiculously bright and a different colour to the underbonnet. Theres no way i'd pay a four-figure sum for that.

 

 

Yeah, but..

 

DID YOU KNOW THAT CLASSIC CARS ARE A BETTER INVESTMENT THAN PROPERTY, STOCKS AND SHARES OR EVEN GOLD!!!
warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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DID YOU KNOW THAT CLASSIC CARS ARE A BETTER INVESTMENT THAN PROPERTY, STOCKS AND SHARES OR EVEN GOLD!!!

 

Ace idea! TAT FOR GOLD! Simply bring us your unwanted Talbot Horizon Diesel and walk out with a Lizzie Duke signet ring of your choice!

 

Sounds like a WINNA to me! :D

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Would anyone like to basically get their wang out and cover me from head to toe in a powerful blast of hot, steaming piss? (automotively speaking of course)

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/159142659.htm?ca=12_s

 

If so simply spend €480 on this seemingly much better than mine Maz 929 hardtop stacker and drive it home from the south of France.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Thoughts of owning that Yugo make the inevitable seperation from the Mrs, the subsequent homelessness and loss of earnings seem worthwhile. Bigtime.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Thoughts of owning that Yugo make the inevitable seperation from the Mrs, the subsequent homelessness and loss of earnings seem worthwhile. Bigtime.

 

 

You can drive it to Goodwood :D

Vinylseats Rank: Austin Maxi

Vinylseats

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Aren't they just the most endearing shape? :D When I was learning to drive and looking for a car, I went to our local Lada garage with my dad and sat in a £900 green Yugo 311, much to the suprise of the salesman who must have wondered why a 17-year-old would be interested in such a car! I ended up with a £275 Allegro instead.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Thoughts of owning that Yugo make the inevitable seperation from the Mrs, the subsequent homelessness and loss of earnings seem worthwhile. Bigtime.

 

 

You can drive it to Goodwood :D

 

:lol: - even more reason for buying it!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Shite car, shite pictures, shite font....

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-MARINA-EST ... 2eb1c93d31

 

 

I hope this is a joke

 

Q: Hi there,i was wondering what kind of price you would accept for the car???? I work for part of the BBC Production Team for TOP GEAR,and have been instructed to find and purchase as many Marinas as possible,hope you can help,many thanks Mr.P.Chalfont. BBC Manchester 05-Dec-10

A: This is a joke, or is it????

 

 

 

Ledbury - with added LPG. Mingebaggary at its best

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-ROVER-MAESTR ... 2eb1b76ff9

 

 

 

"Look you stupid cow - I cant afford a Zafira or a bloody Freelander, its only for the school run for fuck sake!.....

 

 

.......OK sweetheart, you win, ive bought you a new people carrier."

 

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"Yes, its safe for the kids"

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2003-LDV-CONVOY-M ... 35a6e746c5

 

 

 

These make my bollocks fuzzy :oops:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Commer-Campervan- ... 3f058ea9de

 

 

 

Oh Yes, I'm an 80s wideboy 8)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-FORD-ESCORT- ... 4aa6ddac6a

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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1.3l Maestro on LPG!! This has got to be the ultimate cheapskate motoring. I literally can't think of a way to spend less money on travel.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That XR3 is awesome, I'd bloody love that. I should probably spend a bit of effort and money getting my 323 GT sorted properley however!

Vinylseats Rank: Austin Maxi

Vinylseats

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A teacher at my primary school had a blue XR3 - I remember being fascinated by its wheels, like the one in the photo. That's just about as sporty as road cars should be, in my opinion. 8)

 

 

I hope this is a joke

 

Q: Hi there,i was wondering what kind of price you would accept for the car???? I work for part of the BBC Production Team for TOP GEAR,and have been instructed to find and purchase as many Marinas as possible,hope you can help,many thanks Mr.P.Chalfont. BBC Manchester 05-Dec-10

A: This is a joke, or is it????

 

That's worrying. :( I like watching Top Gear to a certain degree but I hate it when they smash up cars like Morris Marinas - it just encourages vandals and the like.

TagoraSX Rank: Citroen Ami

TagoraSX

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1.3l Maestro on LPG!! This has got to be the ultimate cheapskate motoring. I literally can't think of a way to spend less money on travel.

 

What kind of a tight git would LPG a 1.3!

Surely it would take decades to recoup the conversion costs in fuel savings?

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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I hope this is a joke

 

Q: Hi there,i was wondering what kind of price you would accept for the car???? I work for part of the BBC Production Team for TOP GEAR,and have been instructed to find and purchase as many Marinas as possible,hope you can help,many thanks Mr.P.Chalfont. BBC Manchester 05-Dec-10

A: This is a joke, or is it????

 

That's worrying. :( I like watching Top Gear to a certain degree but I hate it when they smash up cars like Morris Marinas - it just encourages vandals and the like.

 

I think that's a wind-up. If TG did want more Marinas I doubt they would let the seller know.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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I think that's a wind-up. If TG did want more Marinas I doubt they would let the seller know.

 

Probably. I think you can get a good profile of the twat from this question. Hes a billy-no-mates, a little overweight and loves Warcraft. Hes in his early-mid 20s and no doubt does some rather boring computer programing job. I expect he has posted his question into some Bellend car forum in hope that it generates 'LOL' from all the other idiots who see Top Gear as the authority on cars. He will feel accepted this way. He drives a Subaru Impratza - no more than 5ks worth and lives at home with his mum. Soon he will no longer afford to run the Impratza and it'll take him an age to sell it as he has a vastly over-inflated view of it value. His 1998 1.25 Fiesta replacement will turn into a 3 year 'temporary' measure, but his Impratza will remain in his sig for all to see he was one one of them. Hes single and lost his virginity to a cheap brass in Amsterdam.

 

Or it might be real.

 

 

One things for sure, either way I want to shoe him in

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Is he mental? there's no way a self-built replica will be worth 35k! It wouldn't take much more than that to buy a pukka one, and you can buy them brand new ready to go for (I think) a lot less

 

(Peel I mean)

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Yeah there were some lads on Dragons Den trying to get some money to make new electric ones. Also the Aussie Top Gear people used them in the Ashes special.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I think the dragons/cunts said ''I'm in'' to that project though i'm not sure if you can actually buy one yet. There have been reps knocking about for years, one fella does the whole range of microcar reps - 'schmidtt, isetta, peel etc all in GRP. I'm sure Messerschmidtt Owner knows who I mean.

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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^^ I'd be well up for some of that, except it would probably snap in half as I towed it away...

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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Is he mental? there's no way a self-built replica will be worth 35k! It wouldn't take much more than that to buy a pukka one, and you can buy them brand new ready to go for (I think) a lot less

 

(Peel I mean)

£10k ready to go from Andy Carter - of course, you can get a Triumph Tina 98cc version (as standard on the last few real ones), a twist and go scooter engine or a DKW scooter engine.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Anyone speak French, or better still in France?

A friend is interested in this beaut but doesn't speak the lingo, so I'm trying to help him out.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/148950636.htm?ca=12_s

 

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Hey tagora SX, here is the text:

 

Audi 200 turbo, perfect condition

4 elec windows

central locking

leather

elec mirrors

cruise control

switchable ABS

alarm

5speed box

5 ally wheels and new TRX tyres (!!!)

OFFERS INVITED, 1 OWNER SINCE 1982, TOTALLY ORIGINAL

 

If your mate is serious send us a PM, i can help 'broker a deal' if necessary.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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If your mate buys that then he'll be a hero in my book, That is fandappytasic! VWP might also be able to help as he lives in France.

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