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(phone rings)

 

"Hirst Used Autos, whaddya want? Yeah. Oh eh yeah, the New Yorker?"

 

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1978 Chrysler New Yorker

 

"Well er, sorry to say, I sold that already. I got some other cars though. Yeah."

 

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1979 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon

 

"Pinto Wagon, just came in. Aaah, too small? Come on, buddy, gimme a break!"

 

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1976 Cadillac Eldorado

 

"OK, tell you what - I've got a Cadillac, but I need a day to get it ready. Yeah it's real sweet. Yeah, convertible. Aw, seriously? No convertibles?"

 

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1967 Lincoln Continental

 

"Geez buddy, you're hard work, you know that? OK OK, I've got a Lincoln Continental sedan. It's a real erm... peach. Runs like a kitten. Purrs like a... yeah, I'm er, just waiting on a part for it. No no, should be ready in erm... what day is it? Tell you what, you can have it the day after tomorrow. Yeah real clean. Oh you won't believe it. A diamond. A real gem. Yeah, yeah. Yeah it's great. Yeah we do finance. OK, I'll see you on Monday. OK. See you later. OK. Bye. Bye."

 

(clicks phone down)

 

"HEY JIMMY, GET OVER HERE! GET OVER HERE!! Yeah, YOU. OK, that Pinto got a battery on it? OK, take it, put it on the Lincoln out back. Yeah, that Lincoln. I know! Yeah well, you think it's funny now, smart-guy - if that car isn't ready for Monday lunch time, you'll be grinning with no teeth, you little... ah, quit whining, damnit! Get to work!"

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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LOLZ!!!!

 

I cant believe the cruising wagon is on again, must be its 175th appearance on the bay. Why dont these nobbers get it on the road? Its far too cool to just sit on th eBay merry-go-round for year after year.

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Incidentally, the reason he's able to sell the Continental despite it being a convertible is because he's planning to use a load of self-tappers to nail the roof on and claim it is some kind of landau option.

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lol, Nice work Hirst!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-FIESTA- ... 45f64875c1

 

Here we have a barn find, a friend of mine found this in a garage which has been out of use for 10years

 

TBH it looks bloody nice though for a Mk 1 Fiesta, Most of them had rotten front wings with in the first few years.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1972-VOLVO-164-BL ... 1c1692349b

 

Nice camera skillz, I like the exterior and interior colour scheme on this, It makes it look quite classy.

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Hmm. A very rare Avon Acclaim that's been listed as a CD :D

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-TRIUMPH-ACCL ... 27b5f38145

 

Little Red Metro. Does anyone remember these books? They were a series of children's books in the 1980's about the Little Red Metro (A reg) and his adventures with the Capris, Volvos, the snooty Metro Vanden Plas and the brown Maxi that was all upset because the dealership couldn't sell him despite making him "Car of the Week" and offering a free balloon to anyone who bought it :lol: Highly recommended if you see the set on Ebay, chock full of shite.

 

Anyway...Metro:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/austin-metro-city ... 19c06a2c98

theorganist Rank: Renault 16

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Thats a very early one, they were introduced in France in 1976.

 

Bet there are very few of that vintage now.

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Back wheel looks like its on the piss a bit too...

 

Yahoo Translation:

 

renaultl 14 Tl of 1976 has to restore or for parts arm broken right back
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Surprised the bit of plastic hasn't fallen off the bottom, that always seems to go hand-in-hand with a rotten "chin" on those.

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