Swift... eh? Nah!

[tooSavvy]

Trustpilot has 'rave reviews' (in the last few months...) from UK punters, for B-Parts.

We Will See......

*Trustpilot review posted 🏆

[tooSavvy]

#hotnews#

TNT have it 'in [a?] Transit' 😂

[tooSavvy]

On 15/12/2022 at 16:46, tooSavvy said:

#hotnews#

TNT have it 'in [a?] Transit' 😂

....... 😮...... Dec 22nd, 18:00

🚙💨🏆

[tooSavvy]

TNT 'progress updates' have it, today, located @Paris.

It would appear to be making good progress and - unlike hapless Herpes - it's unlikely to have been chewed by a rat &or pissed on by a fox 😮

[tooSavvy]

..... UK Customs clear @00:59 this morning ✔️

🚙💨🏆

[tooSavvy]

TNT Kingsbury 03:00 today.....

ooofff 👌

[tooSavvy]

Eeee.... In't t'Web wundaful 😮

£60... From Spain, delivered 15 to 22dec....

👌🎉😎

 

[tooSavvy]

JEEZZE...... 'all the tools out the box' on this one. 😱

Dead straightforward job..... Just remove more & more parts to gain access to 'the bolt 1" from innerwing....'

*I know, I know >>>> Grow Some!! 🙄

Alt goes out downward.... Rope pulls it up to refit 😎

Bad light stops Play. 15mins in morning will have us up & running 👌

Earth disconnected as live cable, to Alt, is nut job... Toasty 😮

Lean over interior to lock all doors as No Central Locking 😟

.....

 see piccies 😉

[tooSavvy]

Slightly disconcerting discovery..... 4PK on my car, err, new Alt is 3PK 😮

GSF sorted me out 3PK815 belt@£1.60 👍

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*used a 6" to check which groove was 'spare' 😉

[Mally]

Let me down there, I assumed you would have used a stanley knife and sissors to remove 1PK.

[tooSavvy]

Well...... No one asked, meh 🙄

YESSSS!! 14.1V / 13.6V with "all Acc ON!!" @1k

Well worth dodging the showers, doing it at my doorstep 🔨🏆✔️

Big Shout Out for B-Parts & TNT*

*other views, of hapless courier operators might apply

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[Jikovron]

Winning at life as always, the only way this could have been better is if it was an old imp alt found under the floorboards cobbled on with chopped angle iron and imperial fasteners, 

[tooSavvy]

5 minutes ago, Jikovron said:

Winning at life as always, the only way this could have been better is if it was an old imp alt found under the floorboards cobbled on with chopped angle iron and imperial fasteners, 

Well, funny you should say that.....

I got my Imp 'upgraded' to Alt, from Genny, by hitting the scrappies (70ACR = £5*) and filling the bracket [Genny long, Alt short] with nuts & washers 😉

*80's calling 😕

[tooSavvy]

Now we have a 'full pint' pulled, on the Volts....

My new Bloo mains can get whacked in 🥂 

🚙💨

[Jikovron]

2 hours ago, tooSavvy said:

Now we have a 'full pint' pulled, on the Volts....

My new Bloo mains can get whacked in 🥂 

🚙💨

Have you got a dyno print for that M8 

[tooSavvy]

Just 'low balled' @£10 set of NOS rear shoes, delivered!

The hub retainer is *21MM staked nut.

I have the 'multifit' extending wheel brace c/w 2 double ended sockets = 21MM 👍

*21 is not a socket in my Kamsa set.

Just need a bit dry weather 🚙💨

[tooSavvy]

F...F...$... 🤬

Took a nice relaxed crooze up by Druridge Bay, thru Ellington.

Just bombing along a straight lane and THREE kamikaze peezants 'gives it large' into the road 😱...... After the rattling/crashing and feathers cleared >> FCUK >> No. plate required 🤐

Gunna get ally/embossed, lyke on ToMM©

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[DSdriver]

Roast pheasant without the lead shot, mmmm.

[tooSavvy]

Pressednumberplates.co.uk got the gig.... As they take a .jpg photo image as 'legal proof' docs & will get them straight out 🍾🥂

*Jollities@NewYear notwithstanding

[tooSavvy]

Well, we know now what to expect.....

In & Out, like a fiddler's elbow..... 😮

👌 🚙💨

[tooSavvy]

I Izz Disappoint... 😕

Speaking as one who hammered a 1p into a socket, to substitute a Welch Washer - for my Imp kingpins...... I now discover the shoes in my Swift are 'universal' L/R >> never had a car like this 😮.

I have spunked £10 on a set of brand new shoes BUT I only needed to *swap them round 😱

*previous garage service may have tried this, though 🤔

HaHaHa .... 🚙💨

[tooSavvy]

Smmmoooothhhh.........

[tooSavvy]

Sooorrtteddd...... 👍

[AnnoyingPentium]

Looks very smart. 👍

[tooSavvy]

Oh dear........ 😕

My factory back box sounds like it's 'farttafartting'...

Hmmm 🤔😎

[tooSavvy]

Some 'cut n shut' pieces will require sourcing.....

Measure 3x.... Buy Once.....

[tooSavvy]

Popped a 'blinder'..... 🙄

60mm pipe, same as FartCan 🔨✔️

...... £12 delivered, well, I had to tbh 🤣🤣

[3VOM]

Never used them but found this on Ebay a while back:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252161026223?var=550996492422

[Matty]

On 1/9/2023 at 11:51 AM, tooSavvy said:

Sooorrtteddd...... 👍

Yeah I like them. Looks smart 👌 

[tooSavvy]

HaHa.... The 'very conscientious' pipe supplier has asked me for a Chassis number/Reg off 'my' Mondeo.....

Reference to 'bodging a fart can' onto a Swift has cleared the Ebay log jam 🙄...

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