Kid named after shite car

[Cheggers]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091119/tuk-speedy-baby-girl-is-named-after-car-6323e80.html

 

it could have been so much worse. Little Ssangyong never did play well with others

[VWPowered]

lucky could of been called the MP4-12C

 

[pompei]

Miss Smyth told the Daily Echo newspaper in Bournemouth: "She literally came flying out. It was the best birth I've had.

They could've called her DC10 or Harrier or something

[RedSparrow]

If thats the case the conception must've been like throwing a sausage down a corridor.

[Cheggers]

at 23 you shouldn't be popping babies out with ease!!

[Cheggers]

lucky could of been called the MP4-12C

 

I suspect she'd have made it to the hospital on time in one of those

[mnde]

at 23 you shouldn't be popping babies out with ease!!

Miss Smyth, a mother-of-three from Poole in Dorset....

might explain it if she's had three births already!Mark.

[whitevanman]

Ha!! thats nothing...................My step daughter is called

 

Samara

 

in mitigation of her mother she was born befor ethe car was released

[outlaw118]

On the subject of stupid kids names; I went to a place in Basildon, can't remember which estate, but the house (semi-detached, council) was called "Emirates House".....went in, 5 or 6 year old boy, who his mother had named George Graham Smith and his sister, about 4 years, was called Hiybree. Give me strength.....

[Pete-M]

An ex-girlfriend of mine has just names her daughter "Marina".Kind of says it all really.

[fotorabia]

I know a 3 yr old Maori girl called Mercedes..bought the Vanguard off a young chap called Harley...but my favourite is my old traveller mates from Berlin..their son is called Rob Nick Steele..

[STUNO]

Got served in my local gas station by a girl called Fairlane the other day. All Ford lovers will understand....

[Pillock]

There's a family around here who have a daughter called Mercedes. Bad enough, but their other daughter, I'm very reliably informed, has the middle name of Cosworth.Utter, utter chavs.

[retro80sboy]

I remember seeing somwhere that some chap had named all his daughters after models of SkodasEstelle, and Felicia were 2, cant remember the others but im pretty sure they wernt Favorit or Roomster! luckily!

[RedSparrow]

I actually think Marina is quite a nice name.... most people wouldn't make the shite car connection either.

[Cheggers]

I remember seeing somwhere that some chap had named all his daughters after models of SkodasEstelle, and Felicia were 2, cant remember the others but im pretty sure they wernt Favorit or Roomster! luckily!

Rapid & Superb were game girls though...

[maximalist]

Octavia?

[Albert Ross]

I was behind a bus this morning, and there was a picture of a girl from Rotherham, part of the advert proclaiming how un-shit the local piss-smelling cattle truck is. Her name, apparently, is Carina. Hirst? You might have pulled!

[Mr H Sceptre]

Bit tenuous, but I went on a date with a girl called Melody a couple of months ago.Wasnt there an 80's moped called the Honda Melody?

[Guest]

Who's going to get the "school bike" joke in?

[Mr H Sceptre]

Haha yeah, I kind of set myself up for that I suppose......

[Volksy]

A girl I used to work with was nicknamed 'The Muddy Fox'. It was on an outdoor ed centre I ran, so presumed she liked her mountain biking. One night I asked someone about it, turns out its because she 'Was a Dirty Bike'

[whitevanman]

A girl I used to work with was nicknamed 'The Muddy Fox'. It was on an outdoor ed centre I ran, so presumed she liked her mountain biking. One night I asked someone about it, turns out its because she 'Was a Dirty Bike'

sounds like my type of girl.....................

[Parky]

My Cousin is called Liana, but to be fair she arrived some time before the reasonably priced Suzuki did.

[Timewaster]

My Cousin is called Liana, but to be fair she arrived some time before the reasonably priced Suzuki did.

Life In A New Age. If the suzuki press office is to be believed.

[retro80sboy]

isnt there an american singer called Ciara - pronounced 'Sierra'?

[pogweasel]

I actually think Marina is quite a nice name....

Just usually applied to man-faced old strumpets.

 

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