BFG regains 2 nil lead - Cookie's adventures in shiteing

[beko1987]

We'll be at shitefest but you might have more fun... 

[Cookiesouwest]

Collection tomorrow.

Longest I've done, so far, because let's be honest, I'm bound to buy something else in the future.

Should be about 3.5 hours, two trains, two tubes, one train, lift (not the up and down building kind of lift).

I'm taking a Sat Nav, as otherwise I will never find my way home and a jump pack, just in case.

[andyberg]

Chod speed. 

[High Jetter]

Ooh, A Saturday getaway! Pack a map, JIC?

[PicantoJon]

Chodspeed from the shadow of Snowdon

[beko1987]

We'll be at shitefest but you might have more fun... 

Drop in with it once you've collected it

[Cookiesouwest]

38 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

We'll be at shitefest but you might have more fun... 

Drop in with it once you've collected it

Would love too, but sadly Shitefest is in the opposite direction to the homeward journey.

[Cookiesouwest]

So

Breakfast - None, but I bought snacks for the trip (quite a lot of snacks, cause I'm fat).

Poo count- 1

Don't get your hopes up for an exciting or funny collection thread. Im no Jim Bell.

Snacks as pictured

[andyberg]

Just you or management also? If it's just you I think we expect a record poo count with that lot.

[Cookiesouwest]

So an exciting / shit scary / nervous first leg.

The chariot of choice

Mrs Cookie driving.

Now she hasn't driven in 7 months, due to being very ill and taking a lot of morphine. Which meant she had forgotten her way to the station. This caused her lots of Anxiety and me boat loads of stress.

Her Colin McCrash driving style has not got any better, after a 7 month break lol

Anyway I made it. Alive. My Mondy still in one piece.

Proof.

The public transport nightmare enjoyment starts here.

 

[Cookiesouwest]

4 minutes ago, andyberg said:

Just you or management also? If it's just you I think we expect a record poo count with that lot.

Just me

 

[Cookiesouwest]

Its arrived. Have a shit train pic.

And I got a seat.

 

[Noel Tidybeard]

shirley if mrs cookie hasn't driven for 7 monthe she should've driven you all the way to get some moar practice?! 😁🤣

[Cookiesouwest]

6 minutes ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

shirley if mrs cookie hasn't driven for 7 monthe she should've driven you all the way to get some moar practice?! 😁🤣

Lol that may have resulted in Divorce at best or a murder charge

[Cookiesouwest]

Next station

[andyberg]

Just now, Cookiesouwest said:

Next station

🤔Going the wrong way

[Cookiesouwest]

11 minutes ago, andyberg said:

🤔Going the wrong way

I hope not.

Train is running late. I'm in reserved seat 13 ! And they have announced further delays at Oxford.

Making connections may be fun

[Split_Pin]

I think I have worked out what you're getting

[Cookiesouwest]

Just now, Split_Pin said:

I think I have worked out what you're getting

Sssshhhhh

I'm on the train. Its 12 mins late. Luckily no one in my reserved seat.

[Cookiesouwest]

Now made it to

[Split_Pin]

Yeah definitely travelling in the right direction.....

[Cookiesouwest]

Reading achieved

Train is packed

[Cookiesouwest]

London achieved. Late. May miss connections

[andyberg]

Yep, on course 😂  

[andyberg]

Just now, Cookiesouwest said:

London achieved. Late. May miss connections

But surely our public transport is second to none🤔🤔  grab an overpriced coffee and burger while you wait😉

[Cookiesouwest]

So, train to Paddington was late and I have got on the wrong tube.

Well actually the right tube, but wrong direction FML

[Cookiesouwest]

Made it to London Bridge. One more train to go.

 

[Cookiesouwest]

Last stop

[Cookiesouwest]

Pleasure to meet @PrinceRupert

Would buy from again.

On my way home now.

[PrinceRupert]

Thanks @Cookiesouwest nice to meet you, easy transaction and safe trip home