AS in the Community - 01.02.2020: the Association of Associated MASSIVS hits Cannock auctions again...

[Floatylight]

And a game. Don't forget the game. Or to bring a pen.

Smoll FL is talking about going for the automatic win, crazy fool...

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[hairnet]

3 hours ago, Floatylight said:

Smoll FL is talking about going for the automatic win, crazy fool...

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be surprised/grateful/lucky/jammy/praise allah that you make it home.............

[andy18s]

I brought a Clio from there as my daughters 1st car,no real issues once it had a  service

Not sure if anyone else has actually bought, a few peeps have accidentally bid on cars according to the "expert" auctioneer tho

[beko1987]

@JohnK bought a beautiful tigra a while ago

[Marsh]

As mentioned in the new members thread, back in 2002/3 I bought a few motors from CA. On the whole they were decent for the money. There was some absolute shite as well.  As in proper fucked.

I'd like to come to the meeting on 1st Feb as suggested by Mr Chaseracer, it will depend on whether my Saturday job application works out.

Dave

 

[kirton]

Just remember that after the last gathering we are marked men and women - be prepared for incoming piss taking by the auctioneer, and maybe an opportunity to play pass the frying pan

"I think I must have been the only one who heard a guy who come over when the auction had finished and we were standing by the exit doors - "the auctioneer would like a word with one of you" or words to that effect;  once the dust had settled I found myself looking a the backs of the departing AS Community.  Oh well I thought, here I go;  the auctioneer was leaning out of his window so quoth I - "you were in good voice today".  I then explained the gathering and the quiz;  what does the winner?  get he asks;  just appearing as the winner in the internet forum says I.  Maybe he spotted a commercial opportunity.

I asked if we were causing him any bother;  not at all said he, so I reckon Cannock meets should be good for the future but there could be a bit of merry banter from him.

KrueJoe's frying pan has been passed to Mr Fowler for speedy transfer to Glasgow;  who will be the next lucky recipient?"

 

[davidfowler2000]

Yes. The frying pan will be in attendance. It needs to be handed to someone else to gain extra miles.

[brownnova]

If it wants to come to Wales I’ll take it on... 

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, davidfowler2000 said:

Yes. The frying pan will be in attendance. It needs to be handed to someone else to gain extra miles.

if customs let me - pennsylvania

then let it see a pontiac

 

[AnthonyG]

On 1/2/2020 at 8:12 PM, Six-cylinder said:

I would say it is just fine for a young one, but I might be very cold in the open yard and in the big open shed without a door!

British car Auctions have heaters and coffee shops while this lot has a bugger van and coldness! I guess he needs to see both really! 

That’s a ‘burger’ van btw unless 6 cyl has been going to a different auction to us.?

[hairnet]

no thats what you say if he knocks it down to you     

[beko1987]

9 hours ago, hairnet said:

no thats what you say if he knocks it down to you     

Its what you thinks happening when you've had 3 deathburgers in a day once you've got home 

[Sloth in a bowl]

4 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Its what you thinks happening when you've had 3 deathburgers in a day once you've got home 

Anybody having more than one of those burgers a day is running an unnecessary risk with their life expectancy.

[chaseracer]

20 minutes ago, Sloth in a bowl said:

Anybody having even one of those burgers a day is running an unnecessary risk with their life expectancy.

EFA ?

[Heidel_Kakao]

I have always avoided the death burger van and will continue to do so, mainly on grounds of cost because I am a miser.

[brownnova]

Had one once... usually stick to a cup of tea from there now...

But might be tempted again!

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, Sloth in a bowl said:

Anybody having more than one of those burgers a day is running an unnecessary risk with their life expectancy.

Me and Dave are FF and I wouldn't eat more than one

[clayts450]

I wimp out and go for the bacon cob instead.

[hairnet]

cob ffs wrong side of m1

 

[chaseracer]

BAPS m8 ?

[brownnova]

I love baps... 

[Jim Bell]

14 hours ago, clayts450 said:

I wimp out and go for the bacon cob instead.

Isn't that a swan?!

[Richard]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

Isn't that a swan?!

No, but it can still break your arm.

[davidfowler2000]

Topic bump. Also who's joining for dinner at the Beefeater? I'll book it for the usual 7pm and I'll probably do it, maybe, a week in advance so that we can be sure of getting a big enough table.

Usual suspects:
1. davidfowler2000
2. chaseracer
3. Inspector Morose
4. cms206
5. WIFE_cms
6. CHILD_cms
7. Sloth_in_a_bowl
8. Captain_70s
9. WOMAN_70s

[chaseracer]

Domestic Management may possibly join us, depending on whether she has any voice/energy left after her teaching week.

[Floatylight]

I'm not going to be able to make it as i've got to work.. However @Smoll Floatylight is planning to come but the collective must stop him from bidding on any old shed, his want his high, his ability to insure zero...

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[rantingYoof]

Looking forward to this. Losing the auction game for the second time will be fine.

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[brownnova]

24 minutes ago, Floatylight said:

I'm not going to be able to make it as i've got to work.. However @Smoll Floatylight is planning to come but the collective must stop him from bidding on any old shed, his want his high, his ability to insure zero...

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Shall I bring the MX5 in an effort to distract him..? 

[hairnet]

On 1/8/2020 at 9:42 AM, Jim Bell said:

Isn't that a swan?!

ah but tha divvent talk reet knaa?

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, chaseracer said:

Domestic Management may possibly join us, depending on whether she has any voice/energy left after her teaching week.

dave hand goes up bruise count soars