500 pages of Victor Meldrew listening to The Smiths top 50!

[FredTransit]

Oh dear, dropping, obviously I am getting out more.

[pogweasel]

My general vitriol at the world is dissipating, being replaced by an air of resigned apathy.

[outlaw118]

As my 12 y/o niece would say.....Yeah whatevah, mingah, tesco workah... (accompanied by various annoying hand signals....)

[Father Ted]

Woo - Im 8th and would probably be a bit higher than that if I could grump about the people at work (prisoners not staff) without getting into trouble.

[Cavcraft]

Fix I tell you!Cheeky I know but could you do the 'happy thread' too please and then like counter against the grumpy thread?

[RedSparrow]

Is that right? We have managed 50 pages of grumpiness in just over a month?!The happy thread doesn't stand a chance!

[whitevanman]

I'd hoped to break into the top 3 as well...........Gah !! must try harder

[outlaw118]

I'll do a happy chart if you want Cavette.....but you ain't getting credits (officially). I might muck about with the figures though, watch this space.....

[Rusty Pelican]

Well Fuck my tall top hat , I have been a grumpy miserable bastard this month , Summers on its way so i might calm down soon

[Cavcraft]

I'll do a happy chart if you want Cavette.....but you ain't getting credits (officially). I might muck about with the figures though, watch this space.....

Damn, plot foiled!

[Guest]

Up four places.EXCELSIOR!

[Mr Lobster]

Down and out of the top ten.I may very possibly amend that by the end of the day though. I am tired, have an excess of grumpiness that needs an outlet and have a lack of sleep and too much energy drink induced headache.

[outlaw118]

Yes Mr Lobster, out of the "last 50 pages" top ten, but still a respectable 6th overall....

[outlaw118]

400 pages update, last 50 page top ten chart first....1) Cavette 45 posts2) Humber Sceptre 38 posts3) Father Ted 32 posts4) Minimad5 28 posts5) Watanabe 25 posts6= Pogweasel, Trigger, Lankytim 22 posts9= Whitevanman, Mr Lobster, Tayne 20 posts.Now, the overall chart, from 20 ascending, last count's position in brackets....20 (20) Brammy777 110 posts18 (18) Milford Cubicle 113 posts18 (21) Trigger 113 posts17 (16) Fred Transit 116 posts16 (16) Retrogeezer 123 posts15 (12) Pete-M 130 posts14 (15) M'Coli 131 posts13 (13) Richard 132 posts12 (14) SirTainly Barking 139 posts11 (10) Rusty Pelican 148 posts10 (11) Watanabe 152 posts9 (7) Pillock 168 posts8 ( Father Ted 179 posts6 ( Humber Sceptre 185 posts6 (6) Mr Lobster 185 posts5 (4) Dollywobbler 194 posts4 (5) Whitevanman 196 posts3 (3) Hirst 237 posts2 (2) Pogweasel 267 postsand in case you haven't guessed, the shiter who hasn't been taking his medication is......Cavette, leader for two counts running, now on 301 posts.As usual, I've listed everyone, if you want to know your score, let me know, I'll post it up.At some point, I will be doing a "Happy" chart off the "Antidote" thread, but frankly, I've just lost 3 hours of my life doing this one, so it'll have to wait!

[RedSparrow]

Woo! Out of the charts! The medication/alcohol combination is working!

[outlaw118]

Only just, you're 21st!! 109 posts.

[RedSparrow]

FUCKSTICKS!

[FredTransit]

Oh oh still dropping, that's what working will do for you. Still in the top 20 though.....

[Pete-M]

15 (12) Pete-M 130 posts

Bollocks. I'm slipping.

[trigger]

Oh dear, I've gone from 21 down to 18 I must be on blob or something.

[maxpower]

just said to missus 10 pages and im not in 1 grumpy countdown she said if you lot sat listening to me everday there would be no contest feckin wummin

[whitevanman]

just said to missus 10 pages and im not in 1 grumpy countdown she said if you lot sat listening to me everday there would be no contest feckin wummin

PAH !!! My other half says something similiar

[Guest]

[outlaw118]

Last 50 pages results first - I'll do the other chart tomorrow, frankly I'm too tired now...10= Pog, 18 posts10= Rusty Pelican 18 posts10= M'Coli 18 posts09 Father Ted 19 posts08 Tayne 21 posts07 Whitevanman 22 posts06 Humber Sceptre 23 posts05 Parky 27 posts04 Watanabe 28 posts03 Cavette 33 posts02 Minimad5 39 postsNUMBER ONE PISSY-MOANER (since page 400)Lankytim 41 posts.Night -night!!

[Minimad5]

Wow i must be a miserable cnut I shall have to work harder !!I will be happy I willI will.Thanks for the update Outlaw

[Cavcraft]

Fucking get in there!

[whitevanman]

nice to realise that despite a slow start...I still rank in the top 10 what a miserable twat I am

[outlaw118]

Cue Top Of The Pops music........Last update position in brackets.....=19 (20) Brammy 777777777 122 posts=19 (22) Warren T Claim 122 posts 18 (16) Retrogeezer 128 posts 17 (18) Trigger 129 posts 16 (23) Minimad5 136 posts 15 (15) Pete-M 141 posts 14 (13) Richard 144 posts 13 (14) M'Coli 149 posts 12 (12) Sir Tainly Barkin 154 posts 11 (11) Rusty Pelican 166 posts 10 (9) Pillock 177 posts 09 (10) Wata"fucking"nabe 180 posts=07 ( Father Ted 198 posts=07 (6) Mr Lobster 198 posts 06 (7) Humber Sceptre 208 posts 05 (5) Dollerwobbly 210 posts 04 (4) Whitevanman 218 posts 03 (3) Hirstcabs (Wakefield 34777) 248 posts 02 (2) Pogweasel 295 postsand inevitably, Mr Grumpy-trousers is...Cavette, still number one with 334 posts.As usual, let me know if you want to know your position.....

[dollywobbler]

Hmmm. I really need to stop posting in the grumpy thread. Can't believe I'm holding 5th. My posts can't all be grumps! Can they?!

[outlaw118]

Probably not, to be honest, a lot of people are just like agreeing/sympathising type ones, so the numbers, while accurate as far as the number of posts go, may not indicate your true grump factor. If you see what I mean.