500 pages of Victor Meldrew listening to The Smiths top 50!

[outlaw118]

A long overdue update, sorry chaps and chapettes........**POG NOT GRUMPIEST SHOCKER*****(Over the last 50 pages....)9= Trigger 18 posts9= Mr Lobster 18 posts8= Brammy777 22 posts8= Richard 22 posts7 Tayne 24 posts5= Rusty Pelican 28 posts5= Pogweasel 28 posts3= Hirst 29 posts3= Whitevanman 29 postsAND TEH WINNAH IZCavette with 45 posts......Now, for the cumulative chart, last update's position in brackets......from 20 down to one......(21) 19= Brammy777 : 74 posts(19) 19= Trigger : 74 posts(18) 18 Retrogeezer : 78 posts(17) 17 Millford Cubicle: 79 posts(16) 16 Red Sparrow : 81 posts(14) 15 Watanabe : 85 posts(12) 14 Fred Tansit : 89 posts(11) 13 M'Coli : 94 posts(9) 12 Pete-M : 96 posts( 11 Sir Tainly Barkin: 100 posts(14) 10 Father Ted : 102 posts(6) 9 Pillock : 104 posts(13) 7= Whitevanman : 106 posts(9) 7= Richard :106 posts(6) 6 Mr Humber Sceptre : 107 posts(5) 5 Mr Lobster : 127 posts(3) 4 Dollywobbler :145 posts(4) 3 Cavette : 156 posts(2) 2 Hirst : 176 posts(1) 1 Mr Flippin' Pogweasel : 182 postsNext update soon; and as before, if anyone wants to know where they are on the cumlulative chart, let me know......I've charted everyone who's posted.Yes I know, I'm sad.....

[Minimad5]

I hardly post But i wonder my location

[Rusty Pelican]

Level pegging with Pog over the last 50 pages , i feel honoured , where am i overall , i need to try harder

[brammy777]

Uh oh. I suppose its a bad thing not even remembering doing most of those, but ah well. I do enjoy a healthy rant.

[outlaw118]

MiniMad5, you're joint 60th overall, 13 posts.Mr R Pelican, overall you're 21st, with 66 posts. Keep going, we can't let teh Pog win all the time.The grumpy sod.

[Minimad5]

Who is the "Happiest" person on here then ?(I must get p*ssed off more to beat pog)

[Cavcraft]

Time to take the happy pills I think. Good job I didn't add a massive rant from an hour or so ago Soz to be a miserable git, MUST DO BETTER!

[Rusty Pelican]

Mr R Pelican, overall you're 21st, with 66 posts. Keep going, we can't let teh Pog win all the time.The grumpy sod.

Nearly in the top 20 , feel like a pop star now ( musnt be happy , must be grumpy )

[FredTransit]

Oh noes I am slipping!

[outlaw118]

Thats only up to page 250.....will update again @300.You were particularly grumpy in pages 200 -250 iirc Mr Cavette.......

[Pete-M]

97 posts now, dammit.Down to 12th from 9th. I don't know if that's good news.Hey ho, I make up for it in other ways

[Guest]

Gone down a place!Shithouse \ good times.

[outlaw118]

There you go, thats the dilemma.Are you happy to be dropping down the charts (ie Fred and Wat) or happy to be climbing? (brammy and cavette).It's a strange one and no mistake Mister!!!

[Cavcraft]

DISPOINTD M8.

[AXrescuer]

Can't believe I don't feature here! I'm one of the most miserable godforsaken people to ever walk this planet.I would've contributed more to the proceedings but to be honest couldn't be fucking bothered cos I thought the whole premise was a pile of ill-conceived shit.Not really, I mean I am miserable but I just made up the ill-conceived premise bit.

[Mr Lobster]

I don't know whether my grumpiness has subsided (probably not) or if it's just that I haven't had time to be grumpy. Probably the latter.

[Justin Case]

Looking through my recent posts I fear that I may have become slightly less grumpy of late, but to balance this I think I can claim that I have become considerably more pedantic

[whitevanman]

My other half said.... "seventh !! what are you doing...holding back or something?"

[outlaw118]

AXR; you're 54th with 17 posts.....Alfisti, you're 36th with 30 posts....WVM, a respecatble showing to be honest....don't hold back!!!

[outlaw118]

Its that time........Top Ten in reverse order from last 50 pages......10) Mr Lobster & Retrogeezer 19 posts8=) Hirst & Tayne 20 posts7) Pete-M 21 posts6) Warren T Claim 29 posts5) Pillock 32 posts4) WhiteVanMan 35posts3) Minimad5 36 posts2) Pogweasel 40 postsand again, teh grumpiest bastid of the last 50 pages is....CAVETTE!!!! 48 posts......OVERALL TOP 20, last listing position in brackets.....(19) 19= Trigger 85 posts(16) 19= Red Sparrow 85 posts(19) 18 Brammy777 87 posts(17) 17 Milford Cubicle 96posts(18) 16 Retrogeezer 97 posts(15) 15 Watanabe 101 posts(14) 13=Fred Transit 105 posts(13) 13= M'Coli 105 posts(11) 12 SirTainly Barkin113 posts(7) 11 Richard 116 posts(12) 9= Pete-M 117 posts(10) 9= Father Ted 117 posts(6) 8 Mr Humber Sceptre 121 posts(9) 7 Pillock 136 posts(7) 6 Whitevanman 141posts(5) 5 Mr Lobster 146 posts(4) 4 Dollywobbler 160 posts(2) 3 Hirst 196 posts(3) 2 Cavette 204 posts(1) 1 Teh Poggz Zomg!!12??! 220 posts.I have, as usual listed everyone who has posted on the GOM thread, if you wish to know how grumpy you are, let me know.Thangyooverrmuch!!

[Pete-M]

Woo-hoo, back up to 9th from 12th. I iz happy now.

[Rusty Pelican]

Im not there , must be happy and content then , where was I Sir Sceptre

[pogweasel]

Hey, I haven't even been particularly miserable of late!

[Father Ted]

Honestly, Im not really such a miserable cnut.

[outlaw118]

Mr Rusty Pelican, you've remained at number 21, Pogz - I think OMG SNOW CHAOS didn't help....Father Ted.....yes you are

[Mr Lobster]

Amazing really. I feel far grumpier than that.

[Cavcraft]

Bollocks, I'd honestly felt I was getting less grumpy recently

[outlaw118]

Teh results are in, grumps counted.......Top ten over last 50 pages.....10) Hirst (cabs) 24 posts9) Pogweezle 25 posts7=) Mr H Sceptre & Watanabe 26 posts6) Father Ted 30 posts5) Warren T Claim 33 posts4) 504GL 34 posts3) Whitevanman 35 posts2) Rusty Pelican 46 postsand the grump of the last 50 pages is "Call Me A Doctor" Cavette!! 52 posts!!111!!OMG11222!!!So; to the cumulative scores, I'll list from 20 downwards, last chart position in brackets, you know the score by now....20 (18) Brammy777 93 posts19 (19) Red Sparrow 101 posts18 (17) milford Cubicle 102 posts16 (16) Retrogeezer 109 posts16 (14) fred Transit 109 posts15 (13) M'Coli 119 posts14 (12) Sirtainly Barking 121 posts13 (11) Richard 123 posts12 (09) Pete-M 126 posts11 (15) Watanabe 127 posts10 (21) Rusty Pelican 129 posts8= (9) Father Ted 147 posts8= ( Mr H Sceptre 147 posts7 (7) Pillock 150 posts6 (5) Mr Lobster 165 posts5 (6) Whitevanman 176 posts4 (4) Dollywobbler 181 posts3 (3) Hirst 220 posts(drum roll........)2 (1) Pogweasel 245 postsso therefore laydees and gentlemen, our current leader is .......1 (2) Cavette 256 posts.Well done (I think).As usual, I've got a note of everyone who has posted, if you want to know how grumpy you are, let me know. Likewise, as I've said before, if anyone has new usernames (ie Torsten) let me know what you were called, I'll add them togetether.thangyooverrrmuch.

[Pillock]

Ooooh, I've gained two grumpiness places.THAT'S JUST NOT ON. I AM SO ANGRIES.

[Pete-M]

I'm out of the top 10 grumpoids. Happy