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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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A bunch of bargainous Bulgarian beauties.

 

Opel Rekord Olympia Caravan - £440ish

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11361375650708768&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Skoda 100 - £440ish

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11390376559042311&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Volga 2410 - £440ish

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11382706861731289&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Wartburg 353 - £220ish

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11385889010660156&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

ZAZ 968 - £350ish

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11392134248123126&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Trabant 601 - £280ish

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11389448215390395&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

If that little lot doesn't leave you nursing one, nothing will.

DeeJay Rank: Renault 16

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Re. those chairs, g_d I'd avoid like the plague.

Plastic with heat, you'll sweat like a pig.

The massagers in the back are like 2 midgets going 15 rounds with your kidneys, in the seat

it's like their mate is trying work a fully charged Rabbit up your hoop.

Mug look alright.

DeeJay Rank: Renault 16

DeeJay

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OMGBARNFIND Ambassador in [somewhere unpronouncable in Walesshire]

 

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It's where the Welsh Flintstones live.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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This leather chair is was quite nice.  Either fix it by pulling it true with an Austin 1100 and a ratchet strap or chop it up to turn it into some stylish* furniture for your swinging* bachelor pad.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VANDEN-PLAS-1300-PRINCESS-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-NO-RESERVE-BARGAIN-/181328212749?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3800f30d

D'you think it was the passenger's knees that rippled the glove box vaneer on impact?

scruff Rank: Renault 16

scruff

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After bringing back a ex-Bosnia Mk1 Escort via Belgium, I decided to see what chod was on offer in that part of the world.

 

Sierra 2.3 diesel, £631

 

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http://www.asoglas.com/oglas/FORD%20SIERRA%202,3%20D/3096

 

Thema estate TURBO DIESEL, £493

 

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http://www.automarket.ba/listing--41524.html?navigationtabs=0

 

 

Escort, £757

 

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http://www.market.ba/oglas/oldtimer-automobili/ford-eskort-1974-g/421684?porder=

 

 

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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i have no money but id ship in 50 quid for a share....... :D

 

Too late, I already contacted the seller.

 

 

Right. Having sorted out the future of my fleet, here's some cars that won't be joining it, fresh from my watch list. Translated unnecessarily from what could have been Japanese.

 

Turbo your diesel to benefit over plastic interior anti-joy

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251450457866

 

 

It is what it is

 

He is Jean-Paul Sartre AICMFP

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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From Red Dwarf some time in the 80's

 

"I think it was John Paul Satre who said hell is an eternity spent with your friends"

 

"Yeah but all his friends were French"

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Porsche 924 with 12 months test and 6 months tax for £1,550 with flashback inducing text.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-PORSCHE-944-12-MONTHS-MOT-6-MONTHS-TAX-TELEDIALS-924-928-CLASSIC-CAR-/111270545768 

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I suspect there is more metal in that can of Rio than in the sills on this though. 

 

 

 

driver side wing has a scrape and a dent ,spend about £150 getting that fixed and you got a car worth £3000  plus
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anonymous user

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From Red Dwarf some time in the 80's

 

"I think it was John Paul Satre who said hell is an eternity spent with your friends"

 

"Yeah but all his friends were French"

As I have no friends I prefer the more common misquote, hell is other people

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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So who's brave enough to hit Buy it Now, meet the i-am-seller of the mycar and find out what they've actually bought?  Could end up being something amazing.

 

Not going to be me though.

Just ended with not a sniff of interest - I can't think why. That ad takes ebay monggery to a whole new level I never thought possible and it genuinely worries me that people like that are allowed to drive. As for what it might be, he says quite clearly it's an 'until car'. Who hasn't heard of one of those?

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Check out his other rare barn finds, like this Skoda Octavia rolling chassis

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-BARN-FIND-1971-SKODA-OCTAVIA-COMBI-ROLLING-CHASSIS-WITH-ENGINE-/171244421712?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item27def68250

 

Or this Morris Mini what-a-state

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-BARN-FIND-MORRIS-MINI-WOODY-ESTATE-1966-/171244403529?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item27def63b49

 

 

*shakes fist at Junkman for post pipping*

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Dave_Q Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Dave_Q

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Just ended with not a sniff of interest - I can't think why. That ad takes ebay monggery to a whole new level I never thought possible and it genuinely worries me that people like that are allowed to drive. As for what it might be, he says quite clearly it's an 'until car'. Who hasn't heard of one of those?

 

I was watching as it ended, was sorely tempted as it's not far from me and any T+T'd vehicle for £200 is surely a good thing?

 

Chickened out in the end though.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I was watching as it ended, was sorely tempted as it's not far from me and any T+T'd vehicle for £200 is surely a good thing?

 

Chickened out in the end though.

 

As much as I'm tempted by any 200 quid T&T like yourself, I'm convinced I can lead a happy life without ever having met that seller.

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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I was watching as it ended, was sorely tempted as it's not far from me and any T+T'd vehicle for £200 is surely a good thing?

 

Chickened out in the end though.

Shame, it would have made a pretty epic collection thread. I don't think we've ever had one where the buyer doesn't actually know what he's collecting. Also, I'd be intrigued to meet that seller and find out if he talks as incomprehensibly as he writes.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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It's not the same one as earlier.  Being broken for spares.  Actually looks a bit good for breaking, but Ambassadors are sadly totally worthless apparently.  No, I can't have it.

 

$T2eC16d,!y0FI,B2mL(cBSdkJLuNFw~~60_58.J

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Ambassador-2-0L-1982-parts-wheel-nut/111277824118?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222006%26algo%3DSIC.FITP%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D4952790280476526934%26pid%3D100011%26prg%3D20140107083358%26rk%3D0%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D141188694482

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Was just perusing Classic Cars on ebay and stumbled across a rare 2 door Corsair 2000e, looks ok in the picture only about £1500 with half an hour to go- WCPGWpost-17414-0-83908200-1392841659_thumb.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-MODEL-CAR-OF-A-FORD-CORSAIR-2-DOOR-2000E-MADE-BY-SHAWCRAFT-/191066349995?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c7c7121ab

 

Luckily I had a proper look before bidding WTF? That would be an amusing collection thread if I'd just bid.

Do you think the high bidder realises?

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