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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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That's fabulous, it's like someone took shit loads of heroin one weekend then decided to design a car that looked like a kids turtle shaped sandpit with oil filter teeth.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out Captain Cack-Cock

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-1-4sr-heavily-modified-a-real-head-turner-sri-gte-gsi-race-rally-/331110738312?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d17bce988

 

'although it doesnt have any mot or tax im sure it will pass an mot without much work (if any)'

 

£3000!

 

What a humungous knob cheese scraper. The Sr models are really rare now and he's completely spazzed this up.

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beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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lottery win dream would be a traction engine - forget the bently!

I was just thinking that! Me, that thing, all the tooling and fabrication equipment I could want/need and 15 years of peace!

 

Didnt buy a ticket tonight sadly. Or ever...

catsinthewelder Rank: Lancia Gamma

catsinthewelder

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Debatably cheap enough to be the first car bought just for it's fuel filler neck.

  • Junkman and dugong
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dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Debatably cheap enough to be the first car bought just for it's fuel filler neck.

Do you weld bacofoil?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-ghia-4x4-1996-silver-139k-tested-until-may-2014-5sp-manual-leather/390750261068

 

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Now look here squadron 419! Pay attention. this is a 4x4 model and therefore very rare. No excuses will be entertained for NOT buying this and sorting it out - Do I make myself clear? Send a messenger up to the officers mess to tell me when its done.

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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Saw this on the Renault owners club facebook. Someone please save it. I can get contact details if required but suspect the owner might be on here. I would but Scotland is a long way from somerset when it doesn't run.

 

For sale renault 18 £150 3 months mot 4 months tax, engine knackered, runs but not very well, two wheel bearings need done bits supplied, a bit mouldy inside due to sunroof leaking, solid, lots of lacquer peel on bonnet. If it doesnt sell im cashing tax and weighing it in. Located in fife.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-PEUGEOT-405-MI-16V-GREY-FOR-RESTORATION-RARE-CHANCE-TO-BUY-AN-Mi16v-/350977690648

 

Super-rare early alloy-block 405 Mi16

 

 

 

I have decided to sell my Peugeot 405 Mi16v as initial thoughts of getting around to a restoration or engine transplant into my 205 have never materialised. ........The rear screen got smashed by a branch years ago so the rear seats have a delighful mossy feel !!

 

Briliant, nice work there, still I suppose at least it still exists which it wouldnt if you had bummed the engine out of it.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Check out this Portaloo.

 

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[url=http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Special-1930s-Replica-Unfinished-Project-/231143486487?]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Special-1930s-Replica-Unfinished-Project-/

 

 

Seems to be a horrible JBA Javelin with a Merc grille and wheels on. Not sure how many points you get with the DVLA for a flipping grille but this guy clearly thinks its enough to allow you to simply rivet the ID tags on from anything you fancy. Verdict: SIGNIFICANTLY DISTANCED FROM REALITY/CLUELESS

It can't be ,it has a German sounding engine and an exotically technical sounding gearbox not to mention fully independent suspension that just happens to fit Merc wheels. No Spanish or Italian places mentioned.
HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Lets play who'd you rather?

 

First off here is a 05 plate RX8. Probably slightly over the odds for £1,550 quid with a short MOT but looks pretty tidy.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-RX8-192-Coupe-72000-miles-FSH-Everything-works-as-it-should-/251431899106

 

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Or alternatively you can have this one here, in the arse end of nowhere for £50 more:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-rx8-unfinished-project-spares-or-repair-/261378257747

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worst job is done

 

No shit.

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