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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Frogeye Shite

 

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Check out how the wheels sit in the arches and the panel gaps, Marvellous!

Why, why would you spend all that money on a kit to turn a Mini into a Sprite when you could just buy a Midget or Sprite? For probably less money? Seriously wtf

 

The engine bay is hilarious though:

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Excellent rust footage there twigg!!!! Certainly a lot of corrosion in those photos.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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We all know these are laughably shite. But, that is almost a reasons in itself to get one. This one's an 05 plate 2.0 turbo petrol, 205bhp, all supposedly up and running with long tax and ticket, the guy sounds genuine and reasonably knowledgeable.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-RENAULT-LAGUNA-GT-205-TURBO-BLUE-Sat-nav-leather-rare-205-bhp-model-/291038014585

 

No bids at a grand. 

 

 

 

AUTOMATIC HANDBRAKE AUTOMATIC HEADLIGHTS AUTOMATIC WIPERS

 

Whats the worst that could happen? (Apart from the automatic headlights going into disco mode when the automatic handbrake locks on at 70mph in a downpour)

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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This irredeemably pointless Yank thing has been listed and relisted for flippin' eons, subsequently appearing in this thread pretty much every time. I kind of figure that if no one here is stumping for it, the vendors prospects are nothing short of hopeless. He could always reduce it mind... 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Who the fuck is actually going to want that USA escort thing. The only person who will buy it is a shiter type who is curious to see if it really is as hopelessly shit as it looks. Those guys don't spend more than £2-300 on a 'curiosity buy' as they know it will be impossible to sell on afterwards. He might possibly get one of those PVC jacket-wearing fellas who will only drive yank cars to part with a little more but I doubt it.

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That USA Escort begs the question, who on earth went to the trouble and expense of importing it in the first place and why? It really has no redeeming qualities apart from a small amount of exclusivity based on its rarity.  It's barely interesting enough to even claim that.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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These Mazda 6 look cheap now. Well, all apart from this monstrous left hooker...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-MAZDA-6-SPEED6-4WD-TURBO-MODIFIED-LHD-2-3-6-SPEED-/321199432762

 

Ha, good luck with that one sonny 

 

Those things are actually a bit of a beast.  Like a more grown up Subaru WRX.  It's not your usual 750 quid 1.8-litre snotter. 

 

Probably still not worth nine bags though to be fair.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Sex me up sugar.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-FORD-ESCORT-MK1-1100-DELUXE-1-FAMILY-OWNED-FROM-NEW-WITH-HISTORY-FREE-TAX-/121239436456

 

5 bags mind. 5 bags for a 1100 4 door, 5 bags only to attract every tribal tattooed jogging pant wearing div to talk to me about Mexico stripes, bubble arches and how shit everything else is. I'll stick with my £700 Allegro on second thoughts...

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