eBay tat volume 3.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

1960 Mercedes Ponton 220 cdi Turbo Intercooled - I shit you not

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Mercedes-Ponton-220-cdi-Turbo-Intercooled-Unfinished-Project/231118265019?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D286%26meid%3D3559335810147351988%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D1048%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D111228306409%26

 

That does look amazing, another one of those projects that just needs the final finishing touches. 

 

 

 

Has complete wiring loom with all ecu's still attached to the engine...

 

great!

 

 

 

...all in a black bag tied up under the car

 

oh shit! 

 

 

 

just needs electrician to power it up

 

"hi I'm the auto electrician, what's up?"

"nothing much, I just need you to power up this sack of loom"

[barrett]

/\ Actual megalolz

[Jim Bergerac]

Okay, maybe it has two cylinders too few for most but I still would

 

 

The rear seat looks wonderfully comfortable:

[Jim Bergerac]

Steeply priced, but mintastic

 

 

 

Can I claim some sad git points by pointing out that I'm fairly sure these hubcaps are incorrect for the year and trim?

[Jim Bergerac]

One for the 'Yanks I Can't Believe Someone Imported' category

 

 

Interior has some points of interested; bench seat, collumn shift, door mounted seatbelts and one of those hideous aftermarket steering wheels:

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

↑ I'd import a car for those stupid seat belts alone. 

 

 

 

This isn't interesting at all, but that Camper Van graphic on the bonnet is so generic and redundant it made me smile. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

The graphics on this one look like cartoon stress marks on a vehicle which appears a little unbalanced. 
 

 
Bonus feature: 
 

 

 "HELLO I AM YOUR ROBOT ROOMMATE. CAUTION SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE HOT HEADED ;D " 

[worldofceri]

I wonder what that handles like with a flippin' cooker hanging out three foot behind the back axle.

 

My guess is GR9 for lift-off oversteer.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

It looks like its dragging its arse like a border collie with worms, before you've got any people or kit in there! Bloody awful.

[wackywacerwill]

PURE CLASS

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121235798532?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[wackywacerwill]

Be like Boll

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/141133067982?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Sadly Ive got to sell mine too, putting it up after christmas if anybody fancies it, looking for about 700 quid? 04 plate

[cort16]

190 quid 147

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-147-tspark-16l-spares-or-repair/1042729281#photo-content

[Craig the Princess]

Sadly Ive got to sell mine too, putting it up after christmas if anybody fancies it, looking for about 700 quid? 04 plate

 

IZ SHIT M8, SCRAP IT

[cort16]

looking at this almost makes my hangover feel better

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-JAGUAR-5-3-XJ12-L-LONG-TAX-MOT-XJ-S2-REALLY-NICE-CAR-AUTO-BLUE-XJ6-/281231807330?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417ab8d362

[Craig the Princess]

looking at this almost makes my hangover feel better

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-JAGUAR-5-3-XJ12-L-LONG-TAX-MOT-XJ-S2-REALLY-NICE-CAR-AUTO-BLUE-XJ6-/281231807330?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417ab8d362

 

For three grand they could have bought some proper plates for it, ruins the whole look of the car.

[cort16]

like welding?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C460459#

[oman5]

Okay, maybe it has two cylinders too few for most but I still would

 

 

The rear seat looks wonderfully comfortable:

quote: Oil Pressure Gauge Not Working,

 

quote:  the tappets seemed to be noisy

 

 

hmmm. WCPGW with a 2600 6 pot sd1?

[Craig the Princess]

August 2012. Quite fancy a new car so I'll spend £17,495, 12-plate now retails at £6,000! That has to hurt.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Renault-Fluence-ZE-DYNAMIQUE-AUTOMATIC-4-DOOR-SAT-NAV-REAR-PARKING-SENSOR-/321243747612?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acb9e951c#ht_1317wt_1311

[Mr Livered]

Sadly Ive got to sell mine too, putting it up after christmas if anybody fancies it, looking for about 700 quid? 04 plate

What's that noise?

 

It's the sound of hens pecking...

[cort16]

This looks great value for 750.

http://www.roversd1club.net/carsforsale/current1.asp

[trigger]

That's really nice for the money, I fancy one of those to run about in for a little while.

[cort16]

Normally sd1's at that money are hanging.

 

 

This 600 looks nice, it's only got 40,000 miles on it as well. Was junkman not looking for an auto one of these?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-R-Rover-620-2-0i-16v-Auto-Si-Incredible-Condition-/161172465636?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2586a0a7e4

[eddyramrod]

quote: Oil Pressure Gauge Not Working,

 

quote:  the tappets seemed to be noisy

 

 

hmmm. WCPGW with a 2600 6 pot sd1?

Er yeah, been there.  Not doing it again!  IF I ever have another, it'll be the one with the engine it was always supposed to have.  Rumbling should be rhythm, not bearings.

[cort16]

188,000 mile Dci Laguna. What could go wrong?

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2007-07-reg-renault-laguna-expression-nav-19-dci-estate-moted-and-taxed-loads-of-service-history/1042058373

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-fiat-uno-h-reg/1042756785

 

This looks nice enough for £550, only 39000 miles, sellers a bit misguided though.

 

 

 

In 2015 car tax will be exempt. 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

What's that noise?

It's the sound of hens pecking...

sorry Mr_L, you've lost me there! Too subtle.

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-sierra-sapphire/1042722551#photo-content

 

600 notes buys you this "Classic"

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Renner fluence thing is unbelievable, think they are 100% electric like a Nissan Leaf. 100% electric, and 100% SHITE!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

August 2012. Quite fancy a new car so I'll spend £17,495, 12-plate now retails at £6,000! That has to hurt.

 

image

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2012-Renault-Fluence-ZE-DYNAMIQUE-AUTOMATIC-4-DOOR-SAT-NAV-REAR-PARKING-SENSOR-/321243747612?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acb9e951c#ht_1317wt_1311

 

Whoa

 

Even with the £87/month battery lease, that's pretty desirable.