eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Huh. I question whether an old Vitesse chassis could handle a V8...

Never mind, but it's GR12 for engine rape towards P6 or SD1.

[Cavcraft]

{ring ring} {ring ring}

 

Hello, Stupid & Co Customs, how can I help?

 

ITE M8 CN U DO PITCHERS OV PPL WOT R AVIN A RAVE AT A AIROBIKS CLAS?

 

{audible sigh} Yes sir, how's this?

 

 

'YH DATS GR8. CN I AV SUM SWIS CHESE WUD INSIDE AND LOADZ OF BATREES WOT DOWN DO NUFFINK?'

 

{muttered swearwords} Yes sir...

 

 

 

'Anything else, you fucking bellend sir?

 

YS PLZ CAN I AV ROBERT MAXWELL ON DA OVA SIDE?

 

 

 

{click} drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-VOLKSWAGEN-TRANSPORTER-78-1-9-PETROL-SUPER-CAB-PICK-UP-DROPSIDE-N-LOAD-TOP-/321031830328?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item4abefcfb38

[MrDuke]

I wonder if this is the work of a disgruntled employee?  All the cars are advertised for pretty much half their sticker prices.

This is on for 1995

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-07-FIAT-BRAVO-ACTIVE-T-JET-/221312101808?pt=Automobiles_UK

 

 

I reckon he's just been given notice after driving that midget racer down the stairs for a dare.

[Jim Bell]

Renault Dauphine

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331092621209?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

 

 

[Cavcraft]

£395 buys this rough but tested Scottish dwelling CLK

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-MERCEDES-CLK-200-AVANTGARDE-KOMPRESSOR-AUTOMATIC-BLACK-/171201914646?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dc6de716

 

Good buy for the money I reckon

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-MERCEDES-280-SE-TRUE-CLASSIC-APPRECIATING-GEM-OF-A-CAR-RED-LEATHER-FREE-TAX-/201009063225?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ecd12e539

 

Probably the first stop if my lottery numbers come up tomorrow.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-MERCEDES-230-E-AUTO-BEIGE-/171201995476?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dc6f22d4

 

'The chrome wing trims are a choice of the original owner, and are not covering up any rust'

[Cavcraft]

OCTOPUSSY HUNTER?

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ART-SCULPTURE-Signed-Original-DDACO-1975-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-Erotic-Art-/251402921742?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a88c8270e

 

I see Raymanboy's fight against deportation to Portugal wasn't as successful as he'd hoped for.

 

'In the interior which is under mirrors you will see a naked woman on top of a chaise longue where she is being touched by an Octopus. This represents power and pleasure.'

 

In all my 49.9 years of wildest, drink induced dreams of power and pleasure I can truly say I have never considered an octopus trying to knob a bird in the back of a Rolls Royce which has half of Kew Gardens and cardboard bed pan for an engine.

[trigger]

That looks like a very angry octopus...

[Squire_Dawson]

18th Century eroticism? In a Rolls Royce complete with minibar and sound system? WTF?

 

Do you wash your arse in the bidet before or after, or would you want to go near this thing at all if anything, especially an octopus, might go near your backside?

[Jim Bell]

18th Century eroticism? In a Rolls Royce complete with minibar and sound system? WTF?

 

Do you wash your arse in the bidet before or after, or would you want to go near this thing at all if anything, especially an octopus, might go near your backside?

 

And all for only* 50 thousand pounds.

[Pillock]

If I happen to win the lottery this week, you'll know. There will be a clear sign, and it'll involve getting that roller MoT'ed.

[dugong]

OCTopossuoir

[Disco Fever]

Think eBay have pulled the ad. Spoilsports.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/592788713.htm?ca=7_s

 

£850 for a complete, genuine RS1600i sounds like a bit of a MAJOR LEAGUE CHRISTMAS BARG HO HO HO!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/557051128.htm?ca=7_s

 

These are made out of SOLID ACE. This one has no engine and its price is £FF€R$

[Junkman]

These are made out of  CRUMBLY SHITE AND WOB.

 

EFA

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HUMBER-SCEPTRE-1971-TAX-FREE-LOW-MILAGE-RUNS-DRIVES-EASY-PROJECT-/291043903079

 

Yum!!!! This looks pretty tasty, 550 QUID (classified)

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-MERCEDES-250-LWB-LIMOUSINE-AUTO-WHITE-/121240957558

 

A prize for anyone who can successfully put into words just what a dog-eared old shitbox this looks. Do us all a favour and send it to Lagos.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/592583964.htm?ca=7_s

 

CAN I GET A REEEEEEE-WIND

[vulgalour]

£3,000 might seem a bit steep for a BX but LOOK AT IT.  I want it for my very own, it is a thing of great beauty.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Citroen-BX16-RS-Pilot-Just-34-000-Miles-Excellent-History-Very-Rare-/141148217590?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20dd16e0f6

 

 

If I wasn't already committed to three cars and had a garage and shares in Autoglym** I'd be driving up there RIGHT NOW with cash monies so this could be mine.

 

 

**what do you mean, you thought I already did?

[Cavcraft]

Fiat 500 LadyGarden Suicide Flaps

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1972-FIAT-500-GIARDINIERA-ESTATE-WITH-SUICIDE-DOORS-/131079152883?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e84ed24f3

 

I reckon that'd look class once restored.

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who wants a car that looks like a stiletto shoe glued to a roller skate with Dick Dastardly's moustache on the front?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Plymouth-Prowler-american-hot-rod-VR-M-/191014654405?hash=item2c795c51c5

 

'PLYMOUTH PROWLER'

 

Sounds like a bloke Exeter police are looking for after seeing him outside various primary schools at ten past three on weekdays.

[willswitchengage]

Fiat 500 LadyGarden Suicide Flaps

 

 

I reckon that'd look class once restored.

 

 

?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-Celebrity-famous-brit-actress-Amazing-3-3-4WD-auto-Subaru-SVX-4-wheel-drive-/161183174840?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25874410b8

 

'Ex Celebrity famous brit. actress'

 

EX KATE ASHFIELD CAR (ACTRESS)

 

I wonder how much cheaper you'll get it if you tell the vendor you've never fucking heard of her?

[Cavcraft]

COPULATE MYSELF, REVEREND, LOOK AT THIS MOTHER!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A30-/261361222277?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cda57c285

 

'HOT ROD'

 

'standard 800cc engine'

 

I think even tepid would be overdoing it. However check out the interior, it's brill!

 

[Cavcraft]

One for the rich and the brave methinks. These must be incredibly rare now?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jensen-interceptor-ff-/281233164224?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417acd87c0

 

Plate included, it's currently up to £3800 RNM. Must be a hell of a lot of money in that car despite current condition?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-VW-Volksrod-beetle-Reymond-As-seen-in-Volksworld-Now-with-years-MOT-/131078853595?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e84e893db

 

'When this had no MOT i had 5 offers and emails a day now it's MOT'd Nothing?????????????'

 

 

1) They're sober now

 

2)  Stevie Wonder had his tester's licence revoked.

[Micrashed]

That Stiletto is teh Secks.

[Cavcraft]

Is this the one you looked at, Ian?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-PANHARD-P-L-17-WHITE-CLASSIC-CAR-WHITE-/161182964053?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258740d955

 

FO reg is from Radnorshire, Wales. I know you wanted to know that.