eBay tat volume 3.

[panhard65]

Whilst looking for a kangoo for a customer I found this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-kangoo-trekka-4x4-2002-4wd-/181282776596?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a354ba614

The seller must be delusional check out this quote

 

Desirable bullet proof 1.9DCi engine

made me laugh anyway. If anyone knows of a cheap old kangoo 1.9 non dci that is very cheap we are looking for one to rob the engine from. Preferably not the "epic " pumped one as that is the shite that's already in ours. If we have the complete van we can convert the throttle pedal etc

[derskine]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-C-FORMEL-E-URBAN-CAMOUFLAGE-RAT-LOOK-PROJECT-/121234816510?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3a287dfe#ht_617wt_1399

 

Looks like a football pitch disguised as a shit cow

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

That Humber looks great , just like the one in Get Carter. Proper disreputable down at heel gangsters car from the 60's early 70's.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Another terrible thumbnail. What is it?

 

 

Is it underneath that cloth?

 

 

We finally see it. In photo seven. 

 

[Buff McHugelarge]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-C-FORMEL-E-URBAN-CAMOUFLAGE-RAT-LOOK-PROJECT-/121234816510?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3a287dfe#ht_617wt_1399

 

Looks like a football pitch disguised as a shit cow

 

 

£350 reserve not met. So it's a £500 car with added scene tax, I reckon the reserve is probably £2000.

 

 

 

  I WOULD LIKE THE CAR TO GO TO A GOOD HOME AND FOR IT TO BE WELL LOOKED AFTER

Shame. I was going to pay above the asking price, store it in my pond and abuse it. oh well.

[richardthestag]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-TRIUMPH-STAG-YELLOW-/331083855417?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d1622b639

 

Classified add at £3295. Comprehensive description;

 

that has been up for sale for ages. £3bags buys you a running, mot'ed stag. this un should be in the bargains fred.

[Cavcraft]

This looks like it'd break the Richter scale for dismalness, yet has a weird charm about it

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/R927-LNN-/141142824993?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20dcc49821

 

Pretty hopeless advert and has done 164,000 miles. I reckon £425 is a bit much  and predict some £75 offers from uninsured chancers.

[Cavcraft]

Grim pictures, grim car, grim description grim price

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAAB-9000-CSE-2-0T-CLASSIC-Leather-Interior-/251405257330?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a88ebca72

 

I've not really got a clue about these cars but I wouldn't think £695 was exactly cheap, shitting dog photography or no.

[Cavcraft]

NOT GRANGE HILL REUNION TUCKER ZAMMO FINGERS AND TOPS WITH THAT BIRD FROM 5C TWIN TOWN ABERYSTWYTH OR BUST

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-B10M-ALEXANDER-DOUBLE-DECKER-/121237113354?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item1c3a4b8a0a

 

You could rip some of the seats out, put a couple of poles in, black the windows out, lob some rope lights into the equation and drown in a sea of fanny batter as you organise hen parties to Barry Island.

[worldofceri]

A tidy one of those Saab 9000s will only fetch £400-500 on an auction, unless it's a fancy Carlsson or summert.

[derskine]

£350 reserve not met. So it's a £500 car with added scene tax, I reckon the reserve is probably £2000.

 

 

 

Shame. I was going to pay above the asking price, store it in my pond and abuse it. oh well.

 

Well he must've paid through the nose for a top drawer paint job like that so you know 2000 isn't far off...

They're good cars, but this one has been twatted

[Cavcraft]

Check out the face on this. U MAD BRO?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Tiger-Myllennium-Body-/111239776491?pt=UK_Minibuses_Buses_Coaches&hash=item19e66848eb

 

It's a 1983 model it says, yet is bravely called 'Myllennium.' It looks like a Chinese copy of a Leyland National, only with no features whtsoever. 

[quicksilver]

It's a new body fitted in 2000, there were six so treated and an operator not far from me had all of them. It was built by East Lancs, who I don't think ever quite understood the idea of styling - but it's far better than some of their 1980s efforts.

 

Weird Scottish dialect seems to have spread to Lancashire too:

 

 

Ready to Used!

[Craig the Princess]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75CDT-SE-diesel-2000-/301042223051?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461783c7cb#ht_456wt_1141

 

 

 

I have asked the missus a couple of times now if she would not mind giving it a bit of a clean but as of yet no response so it could do with a bit of a vallet.

 

 

 

Very tempting and only 8 miles away.

[Dave_Q]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN-AX-11-ECHO-RED-/281222727598?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417a2e47ae

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201312150540462/sort/default/usedcars/page/1/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/postcode/ip30ns/model/senator/make/vauxhall/radius/1501?logcode=p

 

I must say, this is massively appealing, It looks like a real purposeful motor and I know they drive well too, There can't be many cars for round £1000 that can give that much fun and luxury.

[Dave_Q]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-FIAT-CINQUECENTO-SPORTING-RED-/321275205098?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd7e95ea

[Cavcraft]

Hey Dink, don't forget the link.

[Dave_Q]

I thought I'd finally figured out how to make clicky pictures. But evidently not.

[trigger]

Nope, they just get bigger when you click on them, just post the link under the photo.

[Dave_Q]

Sorted. Also, have this Kia.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIA-PRIDE-LX-/321272276635?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd51e69b

 

[trigger]

You've cracked it!

[Dave_Q]

Some posts have the picture itself as a clicky link, clearly that is beyond my technical abilities.

[Dave_Q]

Crusty arches, and no mention of tax and test, but best selling point ever.

 

 

 

CIGARETTE LIGHT HAS NEVER BEEN USED

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-J-REG-VAUXHALL-NOVA-MERIT-RED-45000-MILES-5-SPEED-/161174313140?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2586bcd8b4

 

[dollywobbler]

Some posts have the picture itself as a clicky link, clearly that is beyond my technical abilities.

 

I've decided I can't be arsed with that level of geekery. Separate links are fine!

[trigger]

Sadly no photos and it's 228 miles away from me but if this 1986 MG Metro with only 23k is as nice in the flesh as it sounds in the description than this has to be a bargain?.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201311250142916/sort/default/usedcars/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/radius/1501/page/1/model/metro/postcode/ip30ns/make/mg?logcode=p

[Buff McHugelarge]

Little Fiats like that Cinq make me go all funny. 

Must. not. bid..

[Twiggy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-WARTBURG-383S-TOURIST-ESTATE-/261355805247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cda051a3f#ht_1014wt_958

 

[Junkman]

Little Fiats like that Cinq make me go all funny. 

Must. not. bid..

 

Come on. You deserved it. You owe it to yourself.

[Twiggy]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-polo-mk2-coupe-s-unfinished-project-/121237195774?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c3a4ccbfe#ht_502wt_958