eBay tat volume 3.

1,770 · June 22, 2012

Think any Renner fan after one of these will need to be quick

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-FRIGA ... 35bdad6f3f

'I would just like to get rid of it out of the front garden, so any reasonable offer accepted. My phone number is 01895 251713 if you have any questions.'

can someone do a photoshop with the words Nigel Bickle and put it all over that car!. It has his name on it.

14,813 · June 22, 2012

Cathedral Car Cack

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-eyecatching-Ford-Hearse-with-an-illuminated-Cathedral-on-the-roof-/320930095332?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4ab8eca0e4

131,866 · June 22, 2012

'Nunira'

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daewoo-Nunira ... 20c73f25b6

1,770 · June 22, 2012

Dad, dad, can I get a racing car, a real one, please!

Son, they're real expensive - you won't get one for less than Ã‚Â£20 thou.

But Dad, I've found this one!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BERKELEY-B95-ex-Mantles-garage-George-Catt-racer-/180910303961?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a1f182ad9

June 22, 2012

^^ The engine in front of the wheels should make for interesting handling!

9,989 · June 22, 2012

I suspect the geometry of the thing may be more of an issue...

4,379 · June 23, 2012

I've 2 Fregate's now -why would i want a 3rd?....

I've also a Berkeley SE328 -mines equipped with a Honda N600 (the dinky 60's twin air cooled car engine) -and can confirm that they lift the rear wheel with total ease. Amazing fun -absolutely tiny.

If i can loose a grillion stone - I might fit back into it one day

47,376 · June 23, 2012

Check out how DAMN COOOL this is.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1964-AMC-RAMB ... 0717900059

Merc 300D engine and autobox, i bet it does 35mpg round the doors. Brilliant!

47,376 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA ... 0829353126

Great colour!!!

47,376 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-MK5-2LTR-ZETEC-WITH-TWIN-45S-5-SPEED-LOVELY-SHELL-LONG-MOT-TAX-/200780832857

Looks pretty cool.....

I mean VERY cool, though I am not a big fan of twin 40's or whatever they are

47,376 · June 23, 2012

Check out this cockshaft.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-toled ... 0730264210

He's looking for a grand for this, though you'll have to bring a trailer as he's completely dismantled the front end then given up on the whole thing. He has managed to change the air horns for a normal horn though WELL DONE MATE.

NEW TRACK ROD ENDS COME WITH CAR ALSO NEW CV BOOTS AND A ROLL OF BRAKE PIPE FOR FRONT BREAKS AS I TOOK THE SUSPENSION OFF THE FRONT

Wow those CV boots will come in useful

47,376 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-marina ... 0901951244

PHWOOOAAAAARR!

47,376 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1800HL-/180911737347

'Pre-Princess' Austin 1800!!!! Is this Nick Larkin's old one?

if you win I dont care if your sister in Australia has just pegged it, your house has burned down or your cock has dropped off in the night. You are the proud owner of an Austin 1800HL.

8,519 · June 23, 2012

Check out this cockshaft.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-toled ... 0730264210

He's looking for a grand for this, though you'll have to bring a trailer as he's completely dismantled the front end then given up on the whole thing. He has managed to change the air horns for a normal horn though WELL DONE MATE.

NEW TRACK ROD ENDS COME WITH CAR ALSO NEW CV BOOTS AND A ROLL OF BRAKE PIPE FOR FRONT BREAKS AS I TOOK THE SUSPENSION OFF THE FRONT

Wow those CV boots will come in useful

Fugging hell that was a difficult read, sent him a load of ..............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but no ' prob wouldn't know what to do with them. If this was 150 miles closer, seller had a more realistic idea of the value and I had a wife that might tolerate another wreck in the yard i would be all over it like a cheap Argos duvet

32,500 · June 23, 2012

That Zetec Cortina looks smart.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-MK2-VAUX ... 41675c5b55

One for you Cavalier perv's.

19,600 · June 23, 2012

Pictures are a bit crap, but this is a lot of car for a bag of sand!

Then I read on "been lowered by 40mm and will return over 45mpg", apparently

9,989 · June 23, 2012

A grand?

32,500 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Manta-i2 ... 27c869cf91

I'm just trying to decide which bollock to chop off for this?, I've always been more fond of my right one for some reason.

4,318 · June 23, 2012

^^^^^If you keep doing that whilst staring at that Manta, you'll go blind^^^^^

Mmmm, French Luxo Barge with dodgy electrics, no MOT and pictures taken by an ape with a toaster....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-XM-VS ... 3377d75805

4,318 · June 23, 2012

Pleasingly miserable

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1 ... 27c7f21e43

This car has been garaged since 1995 and not used since then.

2 lady owners from new.

Does that mean it was owned by 2 seperate ladies, or that it was previously owned by lesbians? Is that a selling point or not?

4,256 · June 23, 2012

Check out this cockshaft.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-toled ... 0730264210

I tend to find that eBay adverts written in green, size 60 block capitals usually indicate a "certain type" of seller...

32,500 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Vinta ... 4604f2865c

This does indeed look rather nice but seeing that it's been in a garage since 1994 you just know the sellers get it cheap of a old lady and now asking over the odds for it, Ã‚Â£2000 for one of these with no mot sounds steep to me.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-RENAULT- ... 3377ed7935

One of the best looking MPV's of all time, these have really improved all the more with age.

4,318 · June 23, 2012

Check out this cockshaft.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-toled ... 0730264210

I tend to find that eBay adverts written in green, size 60 block capitals usually indicate a "certain type" of seller...

I also like how he has no paragraphs and only three full stops in the entire advert, two of which are next to each other.

4,256 · June 23, 2012

Another one for the sliding doors fans... As long as you don't mind sitting on the floor...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-COMTESSE ... 0774453879

131,866 · June 23, 2012

Bloody hell, this won't be on long I reckon. Ok it's been plate raped by the look of it, stood two years and is likely to be far worse in the flesh but for Ã‚Â£300 I honestly think it's a right good buy.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SINGER-GAZELL ... 3a764c50b4

'Ex fleet car'

4,256 · June 23, 2012

What a beauty

32,500 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-VAUXHALL ... 3a763dcab3

This really does look

AS SWEET AS A NUT

4,256 · June 23, 2012

Some Honda gold...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-HONDA-PR ... 0772468450

2,915 · June 23, 2012

I've had a quick chat with the guy with that Espaz, They got it to weigh in, then realised it's all plastic

He said it's a bit too clean to scrap, and thinks it's a one owner car. It's been stood a while, and he's going to stick a battery on it and hopefully get it going. No MOT or tax obviously, and he'd end the auction for a reasonable offer.

4,318 · June 23, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323F-sp ... 1c285d6d00

This looks pretty damn good for 500 notes.

12 months MOT, almost certainly tediously reliable, only 9 years old and (in my oppinion) a bit of a looker.

eBay tat volume 3.

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