eBay tat volume 3.

[angle]

£900 tested Jumbuck.

https://www.facebook.com/share/1LsghzaP2B/

 

[Heidel_Kakao]

24 minutes ago, D.E said:

car

"vehicle has a powerful 6-cylinder engine" 

What I assume is an AI written description has lost two cylinders.

[D.E]

10 minutes ago, Heidel_Kakao said:

"vehicle has a powerful 6-cylinder engine" 

What I assume is an AI written description has lost two cylinders.

I rather see an advert written poorly but by an actual human than this AI drivel.  It's alway the same meaningless writing style full of cliches, and often riddled with errors. 

[Fabergé Greggs]

On 13/09/2025 at 11:43, cort16 said:

Blimey these aren't dirt cheap any more this is £2500 then again they're almost totally extinct. Even the sanitised face lift one is thin on the ground.   This one looks well preserved underneath despite a few body work bashes.

That must have been some batch of magic mushrooms they had in the Fiat canteen risotto as even the dash is totally mental

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/297594661777?

Love em! There's a guy round the corner from me with 4!

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Morris Marina Estate.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286820347279

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Humber Hawk.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/167790786721

 

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Geordie Landcrab.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116779740309

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Hillman Superminx.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/187568249934

[willswitchengage]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

car

This ad is helpfully supporting my observation that artificial intelligence is not very intelligent 

"This automatic transmission vehicle has a powerful 6-cylinder engine with a size of 3.9 litres, perfect for a smooth and comfortable drive."

[tooSavvy]

1 hour ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Geordie Landcrab.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116779740309

Heyy.... I could walk along >> 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 >> and walk back.

Yo!

🚙💨

[D.E]

Tilting Trike Project

Quote

ex stuart mills of mev ltd tilting trike project one of the top uk kit car designers .

https://mevkitcars.co.uk/kit-cars/tilting-trike

tilting trike based on Suzuki bergman 400  have v5 in my name needs stripping and welding and total refurbishment will be a 1 off when its complete and even use as a template to market the tilting trike as a business  ,i have a folder of the patent( expired )  and rights ,need to get rid due to my back yard needs to be dug up to replace collapsed main drain 

[cort16]

Mk4 Escort bonus with an Audi A3 engine

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/780261634945130/?

[Cavcraft]

On the first part of the journey

I was looking at all the life

There were weeds and grass and rocks and things

There were pot and glass and  nettle stings

The first thing I met was a pile of old rust

and the sky with no clouds

the heat was hot and the ground was dry

but the place was full of shite

I've ridden through the Wigan

on a horse with no arse

and I left it out in the rain

In Wigan, you can make yourself a name

by shooting it in the head again

La, la ,la ,la, la, la la

La, la ,la ,la, la, la la

Tilting Trike Project | eBay UK

'my back yard needs to be dug up to replace collapsed main drain'

Did it run to that outside toilet?

[Cavcraft]

TRACK DAY CAR BMW 330. | eBay UK

'VERY VERY QUICK CAR'

So fast, in fact, it's got a  built in defibrillator on the roof

 

[Cavcraft]

Talbot Express 1300 D 1993 Caravan - | eBay UK

'other than the radiator being shot inside is dry but needs work'

I'm not fucking surprised it's dry inside if it's been shot, M8.

 

[Cavcraft]

Renault 19 Chamade 1.8 16v | eBay UK

You're going to need that paramedic's bag on the roof to resuscitate your sanity if you buy that for £900.

[sheffcortinacentre]

12 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

The more you look at it the worse it gets,  the sunroof is there on the inside but not the outside! The lower rear wing looks horrendous and both front seats look very wrong, base and backrest. It was sold less than a week ago by Manor Classics for £3.620 and that was pushing it in my opinion for something needing a very thorough restoration. It did stop me in my tracks when I first saw it and would be great restored but that is an extremely optimistic asking price. I thought I recognised this car and am sure it was originally Cosmos Blue with no vinyl roof, it has appeared for sale a few times over the years looking worse and worse. I first saw it on eBay looking original but scruffy, it was at one time owned by a complete knob on buy sell cortina who was threatening to scrap it if he nobody would give him a couple of grand for it so he could turn a profit to buy a ‘proper classic’ I think by then it was painted in primer. Fortunately it appeared a few years later at another auction still in primer, it seems it has since been badly bodged and has reappeared. I am glad to see it still around but it looks in a bad way.

Ah yes remember now the tantrums, never noticed sunroof ( bit under weather at mo) so sunroof is knackered ( been unobtainium for decades). The panel is unique to the MK4/5 I looked into getting metal or fibreglass skins made over 10 years ago but no one would do it ( fibreglass would be too thick.

Roof swap is only option.

[UltraWomble]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116772713255

 

Quote

It comes with V5 and MOT is valid until end of next month..(it should pass next MOT again, I see no reason for it to fail). 

Quote

my exhaust patch up work to fix the holes may or may not hold up

 i think the fork seals have gone and need changing

back brake has some slack in cable, could do with nut  adjusting

I think it can probably likely pass the next MOT ok, (as it is, with no work needed to pass)

 

[UltraWomble]

2 hours ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Morris Marina Estate.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286820347279

Quote

full pans and underneath need no welding

we have lost the v5 logbook but full recipe will be given on the sale only

Fooking full blown cookery show going on here

[SEATMad]

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[SEATMad]

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