eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Breathe slowly, remain calm

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-cabrio-1986-/281212453002?hash=item417991808a

 

It's in Goatsville too, not a million miles from here. Probably get £150 from sacking those disgusting looking alloys off to a Corsa owner.

[Cavcraft]

DO WANT

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-FORD-FIESTA-CALYPSO-RED-/221322180776?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3387d478a8

 

Frisbee those wheeltrims off the nearest cliff and you have yourself a SRSLY snazzy car.

[Junkman]

Breathe slowly, remain calm

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cavalier-cabrio-1986-/281212453002?hash=item417991808a

 

It's in Goatsville too, not a million miles from here. Probably get £150 from sacking those disgusting looking alloys off to a Corsa owner.

 

 

There is also this beauty in Crockport:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-Convertable-spares-or-repair-/231096454697

 

For a slightly saner tariff.

[Cavcraft]

I bet fifty quid if I asked my missus to name ten 'home comforts' they wouldn't include: rust stained door step/arches, formica cabinets, a second hand portable bog, nor cushions fashioned from Bert and Ernie's jumpers

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-Bedford-CF-Dormobile-Landcrusier-Coachbuilt-and-Packed-with-Home-Comforts-/281212421361?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41799104f1

 

'minor historic rust'

 

I've got a minor historic scar right between my bollocks. It dates from the time I bought a Bedford CF with the annual holiday fund and hadn't consulted the domestic manager first.

[cort16]

Tide line scene tax

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

WHOA

 

 

I think the name of this fabric is "Plain Grey, although as seen on a photograph of a TV screen"

[brickwall]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/An-Original-Superbly-Equipped-4-berth-Bedford-CF250-Autosleeper/281212423726?rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222002%26algo%3DSIC.FIT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D74%26meid%3D2887799720327493503%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D1048%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D3%26sd%3D281212421361%26

 

[Cavcraft]

That's what the Doctor is missing: a unit on some grotty industrial estate and several hundred litres of emulsion. 

[willswitchengage]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-EK4-B16-VTI-V-TEC-JDM-/231096134456?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35ce672b38

 

Okay, so anybody who's ever been in one of these early VTEC things knows that they're probably the fastest cars you can get for sensible money.

 

Why then would you limit to literally, shopping trolley speeds with that suspension?

 

THINK

 

 

 

JDM penis air intake

[cort16]

I bet that's rough as arseholes in real life.

[Junkman]

Why then would you limit to literally, shopping trolley speeds with that suspension?

To be a Shakotan Hellaflush Yanki. That's Japanese and literally means 'a mongtard with a doinker too rinky dink for wanking'.

[wuvvum]

Thank you Junkman.............

 

I`ll stick with the 75 estate dizzler version then............... did the 45 have a dizzler alternative ?

Yep - came with an updated version of the L-series though rather than the BMW 320D engine in the 75.

[wuvvum]

Yo Vuglalour - fancy another one for the collection?  B KWIK tho.

 

[cort16]

Cheap diesel voyager. My old man had one of these for a good few years and it provided great service until he was t-boned it in at about 14mph. It was written off and his mate in the back turned out to have a broken back. NCAP score - 17

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/chrysler-voyager/1039738725#photo-content4

[cort16]

This looks pretty sweet for 250 quid. Photo skills poor

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-145-cloverleaf/1039732006#photo-content

[KruJoe]

Hey that Princess is not far from me, and worryingly close to a scrap yard. At this price, anyone could drag its arse down the road, over the bridge, and laugh all the way to the bank.

Angyl, I could find the scrapper's phone number for you so you could ask them not to frag it the moment it comes in...

Other than that, I can't get involved, I'm leaving the country imminently.

[DeeJay]

^^^£100 35mins left.

[cort16]

Fuck a duck an early mk2 grannie in 2.8 GL spec.  Looks pretty fucked mind you.

 

Some sage investment advice from the seller.

 

 

Got to be worth 10k + when restored.

 

Probably because it would take 30 years to get it roadworthy. Still would thoughj.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-ford-granada/1039730055#photo-content

[vulgalour]

Yo Vuglalour - fancy another one for the collection?  B KWIK tho.

 

I am aware of it.  I'm the only bidder on the seats and carpets at the time of writing.  But I can't afford to bid on the beige one, nor have anywhere to store it while I break it for useful spares.

[cort16]

Just when you thought you'd seen every kind of mini perversion

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kit-car-project/1039720264#photo-content

[HMC]

^^^^^20 mins left and that princess is still at 100 quid. **paging vulgalour**

[DeeJay]

I am aware of it.  I'm the only bidder on the seats and carpets at the time of writing.  But I can't afford to bid on the beige one, nor have anywhere to store it while I break it for useful spares.

Think outside the box, or rather, inside and on top of the box.

20foot storage container, doer upper inside and scrapper on top.

Work in the dry.

Anytime you need a part, ladder out, up you pop with your spanners and Roberts your aunties husband.

[cort16]

Triumph Acclaim on swapz. i hope that's not a bag of dog shit on the dashboard.

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as that would make it more valuable LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLL uurgh

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4130057/Truimph_Acclaim_1_3_HLS_33k_from_new_with_proof_lovely_nick/#

[DaveAspley]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-REG-AUSTIN-METRO-CITY-3dr-One-Owner-from-New-Only-33000-Miles-/190973572676

 

Did I win something?

I find myself looking at this and wanting to bid. Then I had a little word with myself about being 31 and by now I really should have better aspirations

[cort16]

Paint by Vulgalour.  I guess it's called comet because it'll produces an excessive vapour trail before destroying itself in a massive fire ball.

A definite divorce enducer.

 

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4129752/1971_MK1_TRANSIT_CAMPERVAN/

[cort16]

fantastic plastic cavalier convertible.

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4128643/vauahall_cavalier_mk2/

[Junkman]

I find myself looking at this and wanting to bid. Then I had a little word with myself about being 31 and by now I really should have better aspirations

 

Young man, when I was your age, I would have been glad if I had any aspirations. Aspirations, let alone better ones, were not within the reach of an ordinary hard working person back then.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I find myself looking at this and wanting to bid. Then I had a little word with myself about being 31 and by now I really should have better aspirations

 

"A man who, beyond the age of 30, is not driving a shit brown Metro Special that looks like it's been used to transport slurry for the past decade can count himself a failure"

- Margaret Thatcher

 

 

Just when you thought you'd seen every kind of mini perversion

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kit-car-project/1039720264#photo-content

This thing, omg, this thing.

 

What are we going for here, the seats and steering wheel suggest stripped out racer, the dash and trim suggests a mobile radiogram. I wonder if you can even see over the dashboard while sitting in there?

 

 

And it's an 850. LOL

[Cavcraft]

fantastic plastic cavalier convertible.

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4128643/vauahall_cavalier_mk2/

 

 

Ooh, a nasty aftermarket Calibre kit. I wonder if he wants to swap for a Peugeot 306TD?

[cort16]

Ooh, a nasty aftermarket Calibre kit. I wonder if he wants to swap for a Peugeot 306TD?

 

That was my first thought.