eBay tat volume 3.

[New POD]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

£1500 Disco in Rubery. 

Guess what it needs... 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/land-rover-discovery-estate-2002-other-2495-cc-5-doors/1487783991

A lift. A snorkel. The bumpers replacing with steel tubes. Knobbley tyres. More dents, and a whinch? And a new rust free chassis. 

Or scrapping

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1639061596639207

1970 Nsu prinz 4  £3,500

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1212403699969393

1992 Peugeot 205 automatic  £1,750

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1999021177235341

 

1999 Peugeot 406 hdi  £950

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/828916569455725

2004 Rover 2.0 cdti connoisseur se  $2,495

[auntiemaryscanary]

35 minutes ago, Asimo said:

Just about the most hateful, useless, exhausting, dissapointing, frustrating, dismal piece of shit ever to be fitted with a petrol engine.

Crush, melt, recycle. Anything conceivable would be better than an Allen Scythe!

I nearly bought one a couple of times for the allotment. Then I thought, f**k that, if the grass ever gets that long I'll hire a proper petrol strimmer/brush cutter.

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1166831944365575

1992 Nissan micra  £700

 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1038994938010902

1991 Mercedes-Benz 300 se auto  £2,000

[Rustybullethole]

No link sorry. Still ain't working for me but just look at it! Then go look for it and buy it. 

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256670868288?itmmeta=01J9SBKW4RS56H001S4JWEF03P&hash=item3bc2c6a340:g:SlgAAOSwrd9nBtCB&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9znqd0u891N69ANyud3wvfHwqwOkvZYWKIq6bkYuSWIWfNIkYeCOkvsFV0bT52SAvr0CAEkWkFqpFw9HTp%2B8EWGaDYw7a%2FK0h6%2F9Ib6yCoqZtujEst%2BlQ%2BjWAUNEBvo5%2FzNHju95uL4ttWVLVYgtH24mLPBUEFgEsu6woKJ9N2z8Zve9XRXmkbRrnoZWo0hFpK5lJcFu41dhR%2FdYt5AznQtt%2B0YXd5ca1SnTwhsg%2BPIYLN%2BWCSiLfjR0poKjIa7hVx7--lrjEYaZG%2FVj9IWES5U|tkp%3ABk9SR7rCz6vOZA

[M'coli]

Thought that loked familiar...

 

[Cavcraft]

nissan murano 2006 3.5 4x4 mk i | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1953 London Transport Guy Special Bus - GS19 MXX319 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1980 LAND ROVER 88 4 CYL + MOT EXEMPT + ORIGINAL | eBay

Pretty impressive a 44 year old LandRover has an electric hand brake

[D.E]

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Automatic Space Scooter

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/335611203943?itmmeta=01J9SF073VB0CS2SVX3AWS6ADM&hash=item4e23fc9167:g:SsYAAOSwXb9nBsTM&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwIGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9zTls4un2tLFDX6W1y0gTt%2FBHWz%2BUz3y6nCQH93TU1OKvbiITbvAoVvAaRfjG%2BMxRJQ8tygiHwN23HstLf%2FiGBrIxuU3vYGVxadTd6rjVlYpuA%2FyOgc%2Fc4LzdxnZMe1LO3aS4CTOv4d6McenFmu2Z6OeHlvvp%2FRupr6Z6FUk3urZO%2F7YE43Q4eF0xTKyjknU6I0ZgTmz8DgtKbfshNOebsZFBihA6wI2BIfB4dsT3SG%2Fg%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4DygK_OZA

[D.E]

11k miles, cat S, £595

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/356130481702?itmmeta=01J9SF073WNVB88MQPHK20BC71&hash=item52eb07e626:g:9XAAAOSw5w1nBlwe&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwIGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xe1QCDibeLqF0k3yHF3MLL8meAv6WIcNTUDk0dBVH%2BGSBmyohDO1x1NMyencEKAPP--5aEkkAKD2Kg3UJs%2BecjQngPpTCnV4stjLTpjBkbZKC2GzWLAt1gKcxZ%2BlSw4u6xtdnymlqD4QozDvBeBodb8wA7DmemiMrA6lw8YSDhmvrCnH1t0ShtVzHXuiAz9bJl3zA7ngsdv3%2Fj%2B9m4TIxD6r5Ig0Hj0GyncvvieLcTOA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4bygK_OZA

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This vehicle is a previous Category S repaired car, a note on the V5 states 'This vehicle has been salvaged because of structural damage, but has been declared suitable for repair following a technical evaluation'

The damage appears to have been a crease on the tailgate and a cracked rear bumper, and a scrape on the rear panel, bump was probably a few years ago and the previous owner decided to continue to drive the car as is.

[Cavcraft]

leyland national - re-listed due to complete messer | eBay

'Don’t buy it if your wife will bully you for it

Don’t buy it cos your kids like a red bus

Don’t buy it cos you’ve dreamt of being a bus driver'

 

How about if I dreamt that my orange wife bullied the kids because she wanted to be a bus driver?

 

[goosey]

43 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1980 LAND ROVER 88 4 CYL + MOT EXEMPT + ORIGINAL | eBay

Pretty impressive a 44 year old LandRover has an electric hand brake

shouldn’t that be a 2286cc 🤔

[NorfolkNWeigh]

21 minutes ago, goosey said:

shouldn’t that be a 2286cc 🤔

Maybe a Perkins Prima conversion.

[D.E]

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ULEZ Complaint

Windscreen banner checks out...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/356120583516?_skw=ulez+complaint&itmmeta=01J9SJBHR910JANPEXKHCF51C6&hash=item52ea70dd5c:g:j4gAAOSwAPxm-LKT&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKm1LT7KYaW0%2BWQlo83FVa%2FeVpn15DmfDXaarQs48vNM6lIW%2FdvSvIsMWi2ZvBRdAH3M7Hk6%2BIEuuFNLMimIJs%2FuZGCR9ip4UvfKVZHRpTwmAemRPbnW5%2BM0%2BvSvVSOZ3UyUHd6%2BnRAB2sfYZoCn5pwv9nbrKD1kO0C1UZeMPLadjhokhbvOLfXiIq5ZaSXoSimnVg5JkvImJ1YXx%2Be5rx1QuhFaS%2FWx%2BPvIvWtTUG4CY5FQlFi92wZag9pSXYq%2Fywk%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5qcrrLOZA

 

[D.E]

V6, £1500. Would look a lot better without the silly wing...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202410094995680?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&page=2&postcode=SN15 4NZ&price-to=2500&year-to=2000&fromsra

[Kringle]

Bit weird, this guy has loads of shit cars just stacked on top of each other in a barn, £200 each and apparently none of them have alloys now.

[GR8 PL8 M8]

5 hours ago, Asimo said:

Just about the most hateful, useless, exhausting, dissapointing, frustrating, dismal piece of shit ever to be fitted with a petrol engine.

Crush, melt, recycle. Anything conceivable would be better than an Allen Scythe!

Anyway, enough about the Mitsubishi Outlander in the backgrou— oh.

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/135291167411?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J9SVBA8CACGHXPHEQFCSEFFY&hash=item1f7ffb62b3:g:buMAAOSwcCFnBSXj&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKlHm125OQbU%2FcVZcUvqVxb9pr76UbKTcEtM8ekYEXeDihn9eqTqn8wA2q0FFzF3q%2FXSGZNdV6jTfliC5qm9xRs7JeUN2SEbc9X%2FsJGg8q%2FyDMiGW07g0uomhT068WlUGKh5rR0rtWOJ0HIG3x%2Bu3ycWavpguzZRHxRKeNsX5UCfob5H8eDnwD3bs%2BQcf3Rjjg3p7EZ2%2B%2BYbQ1p8gBqG3m2qn7aFB9t3gcRVbKlIqiZhmIeDMgmotz6lx1cmqFHTxYXBGiCUA36KIz7hJz0ihh6maoA510AhopOdsIjZFTI80w%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6CkrbvOZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/356130899432?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J9SV6K762TMXBEVP2657BT6B&hash=item52eb0e45e8:g:O6kAAOSw~4RnBo3F&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKkVUfL34H2kcui2UUJObSoLzAMAvxrHOEBKOyoHARqgJ%2BzekgqjX5c7UreN4Bh2DtG5pP7jCVRBV%2BTEO4kjxeIFjTIdwWrLTq%2Bk4KAXqvoF%2BpWQrNUQ1j5txdW87v%2FUhDUuFGNVwYKBPQ5GtYopNF%2FLPVpFoSuEmtuGSduTQQ3o8YKE67KqisAeHpRzqZ95z1LLwS9hUAFihTs0cc0FxsYZTnFCgcWlp%2FVv1LbBMYf3TnKMAzPHhyilO7i%2BCRoN2paRBoXR5mACgYDzIQlForoHoIFmYejUlchIueV6GBmBYA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR9azmrvOZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/135267044103?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J9SV9P4NS7ZRYJQRZEHGWNCP&hash=item1f7e8b4b07:g:3DEAAOSwbvhm8t4R&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKle5MHF8bKJMYvuxzUo63ut9VqLhhXsVwM2VzQlj62RNvkobno64hciGL66RtSCCGiyJFvuCu5Y8U61Oz2EJ9wYIWSbIAEsW99sxTFVn1emUKYXbno%2BpwG1lsKXRTMwQvQexSloA0y5Zi30hplBLT0P6y%2FYZ3mRov%2BJk1z%2BuZimmr2vdgZPW3rvH4e2AvK6zl0xwHshaAhA7SZBFKCY7k6cnro19N2b1Blp5%2FI5oUJScuDp%2FTAXjFLX6y55xZdiSCQ%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7jiprvOZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[wesacosa]

Early low mileage Mk1 Focus 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202410014709826

 

[New POD]

7 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1980 LAND ROVER 88 4 CYL + MOT EXEMPT + ORIGINAL | eBay

Pretty impressive a 44 year old LandRover has an electric hand brake

Wouldn't be hard to retrofit the 12V Actuator (solenoid) off say a vauxhall astra, which just pulls the hand brake cable.  The real clever* bit is getting a simple on off switch to be clever enough to do hill starts, but I suppose, all you need to do is bring the clutch to the biting point and then apply 12v in the reverse direction on the solenoid.  

[doug]

Always wanted a for birth auto slipper.

[angle]

Yeah, not entirely sure I'd let my 4-year old loose on that in the local park.