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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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That's unusually specific. Nice use of multiple fonts to ensure it looks terrible. 

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That poor XR4i, with a bodged mk2 front and horrid plastic nailed on..Just NO!

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Face-ache Ultima, £595. I quite fancy one of these, despite the knowledge that sat behind the wheel I'll feel like one of those sad-faced blokes shagging a Fat Slag from behind with a tab hanging out of hiis mouth.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201307257994807/sort/default/usedcars/price-to/1500/page/1/radius/1500/transmission/automatic/postcode/w43nh/body-type/estate/price-from/500/keywords/leather%20cruise%20heated/onesearchad/used?logcode=p

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Autistic Martin sounds like the guy who says inappropriate things down the pub.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-BMW-320-I-cab-AUTO-PINK-body-kit-alloys-respray-HID-lights-PROJECT-/291014267238

 

 

 

I bought this about 4 weeks ago, i was told it had no tax or test and i have seen the failure sheet from july, it failed on tyres, a spring and emmisions. I have had a new spring put on and changed the alloys and had a mechanic out working on it twice this week as i was going to MOT it and keep her. Yesterday she wouldnt start, the Mechanic got her running and the fuel pump has broken apart and she now wont start or turn over, just the dash lights come on so she is sold as a non runner. She has been stood for a while and i have only driven her up and down our drive and now she wont start. She did drive fine and sounded ok, there is a slight blow on the exhaust which was an advisory on julys failure. I have had the body kit bolted into place as it was glued on !! so this is now secure . To be completely honest i have no mechanical knowledge she looks good but doesnt run and im fed up fixing things and something else going wrong.

 

Just soak up the sheer amount of cluelessness evident from the above story. Just stay away from shit old motors pal, you will end up in a mental home.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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WT actual F?

 

$T2eC16VHJGwFFY-SmV)bBSI7tfH5J!~~60_12.J

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-SHOW-TRIKE-PX-MOTORHOME-CAR-CASH-EITHER-WAY-/281206157368?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item4179317038

 

'MANY HOURS OF LABOUR (APPROX 1300 HOURS).'

 

1200 of which seemed to have been spent covering it in glue before ramming Blackpool Council's illumination shed, and the other 100 engineering the driver's sea t into a different postcode to the front wheel.

I would pay good money to see the creator of this POS sit in the disability scooter front seat, then turn right onto a busy bypass from a narrow lane.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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So much rongness happening here.....

$(KGrHqJHJBwFHniRRkhyBR8RSqkmsQ~~60_35.J$T2eC16hHJH8FHQ-sbpURBR8RTtPHQ!~~60_35.J I'll let you read the advert, but it's not actually a

 

LAMBORGHINI COUNTASH

I'm sure there's some kind of miss-spelling there, or perhaps the wrong word altogether. I saw a stripper once who could smoke a fag with her minge, i'm sure they call her Countash, or similar./...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lamborghini-Countach-Kitcar-Replica-Barn-Find-Unfinished-Rare-kit-car-/231090696153?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35ce142fd9

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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WT actual F?

 

$T2eC16VHJGwFFY-SmV)bBSI7tfH5J!~~60_12.J

 

How the fuck could that be road legal? I'm not even sure it's a legal substance...

Unless the VOSA tester passed it in the hope that it's creator would be killed attempting the trip home.

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